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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 日本 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked によって a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on クリスマス 日 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are もっと見る bacteria in the ice machines at fast 食 restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are もっと見る than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended によって this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If あなた have a reason for a 表示する I put コメント and I might add it(ill give credit about it to あなた because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long 読書 right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen または any interesting...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a 日付 または something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up によって dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If あなた have a dog または cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When あなた spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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O-
-heartbeats-
















OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are あなた walking?
So, Annie are あなた walking?
Are あなた walking Annie?
Annie are あなた walking?
So, Annie are あなた walking?
Are あなた walking?
Annie are あなた walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE あなた WALKING???!!!!
ARE あなた WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are あなた walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that あなた are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the ベッド holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say あなた know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors によって your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as あなた can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by RealBenTennyson
See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and あなた can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter によって istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
posted by MarMar_XigLux
What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring あなた riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: あなた crave attention, あなた absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, あなた may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because によって being a retard online あなた can get all the attention あなた need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If あなた want to be a retard あなた must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect.
Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?

Answer:
If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次 質問 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If あなた overtake the last...
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A Nice 日 To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the 草 to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot もっと見る fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, あなた can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If あなた wanna gain a little weight all あなた have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks あなた what your size is または how much あなた weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when あなた think of women あなた think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the 表示する is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If あなた look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the ピザ Hog", または perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells あなた a joke and あなた say "LOL".

3. あなた watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. あなた have called out someone's screen name while making 愛 to your significant other.

5. あなた keep begging your フレンズ to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. あなた have to get a 2d phone line just so あなた can call ピザ Hut.

9. あなた go into labour and あなた stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope あなた enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and あなた failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail あなた out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 次 to あなた saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 海岸, ショア like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made あなた smile
8:Clear as a ベル my nody 発言しました "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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34 ランダム facts about me..:)


1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. 音楽 is my life.

6. I 愛 to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I 愛 to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I 愛 to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer または dancer when I'm older.

13. 通り, ストリート dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...
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posted by invadercalliope
When あなた turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If あなた have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
あなた cannot turn back anymore

__________________________________________________

furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long 前 me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and 発言しました "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years または so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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FRIENDS: Lend あなた their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat または drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why あなた have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents によって Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, によって Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail あなた out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting 次 to あなた sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen あなた cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else あなた cried...just laugh about it with あなた in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel 安全, 安全です (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled によって the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...
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(CREATED によって RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can 削除 the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused によって Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle あなた with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a ハート, 心 attack; his ハート, 心 lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)