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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's 日 time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get ホーム so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it ホーム in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, 動画 and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i 愛 my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones あなた see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they 愛 their haters, and sometimes I think "if あなた 愛 your haters, then why do あなた hate back?" seriously....
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when that エンジェル sits on my shoulder
whispers into my ハート, 心
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the エンジェル appears to あなた in form of desire
あなた float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
あなた jump about
cos あなた cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this エンジェル with her good intensions
will make あなた fly
the エンジェル will make あなた cry
the エンジェル will make あなた feel how others feel
so あなた can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the エンジェル and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already ロスト
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A 日 dont go によって あなた dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF あなた do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta あなた XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by hotice
" I know what あなた want from me.you want me to tell あなた my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to あなた . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell あなた i could get a lot of people around me hurt " 発言しました the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what あなた will tell me today " 発言しました the man .

"Alright but あなた will not like what i tell あなた .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " 発言しました the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if あなた want hear もっと見る . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not によって me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger または a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American または Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance または anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how あなた chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what あなた feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what あなた do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i 愛 the way あなた know
who あなた are and to me it's exciting
when あなた know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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LOVE them :D
Angela's POV

Days passed one によって one, and my 愛 for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a 年 since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much ゼリー girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me もっと見る every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...
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posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 次 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy あなた another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This 日 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police 発言しました that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in ベッド with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, あなた 表示する up and drink my poison."
Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of オレンジ traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your ディナー with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in ランダム spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone あなた meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few 時 I fell asleep and woke up によって the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a シャツ that had some sort of タイトル on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old コンバース on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are あなた doing here aren't あなた supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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1. I 愛 the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I 愛 the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I 愛 the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I 愛 the way あなた look at me.

5. I 愛 how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I 愛 the way I can’t imagine a 日 without あなた in my life.

7. I 愛 the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I 愛 the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I 愛 the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I 愛 how I know you’ll always be there when I need あなた to be.

11....
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, あなた answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, あなた answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, あなた answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, あなた say “is that so?”
5. If あなた so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher あなた did not turn in your homework because あなた were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When あなた walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a クーラー that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up 一覧 is on my 机, デスク for the part あなた would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up 一覧 on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a サークル, 円 that had its two sides gently compressed によって a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When あなた sleep over never boss me around in ベッド unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If あなた don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” または “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If あなた want sex, just ask. (In case あなた didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with もっと見る than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are あなた busy?" または "Are あなた doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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I got bored, so here あなた go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here によって my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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