December 14, 2003
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a ヤマウズラ, 刺青, パートリッジ in a 梨 tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been もっと見る surprised または pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted によって your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what もっと見る should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't あなた think that enough is enough? あなた are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. あなた truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I 愛 it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the 前 days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, あなた managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with あなた and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny あなた weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do あなた expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined によって them, and I can't 移動する in my own house! Just lay off me または you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
こんにちは loser,
What are you? あなた must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
あなた rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a 日 all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! あなた creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen あなた evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death によって the cows. I hope あなた are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which あなた have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If あなた attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot あなた on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a ヤマウズラ, 刺青, パートリッジ in a 梨 tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been もっと見る surprised または pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted によって your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what もっと見る should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't あなた think that enough is enough? あなた are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. あなた truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I 愛 it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the 前 days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, あなた managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with あなた and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny あなた weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do あなた expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined によって them, and I can't 移動する in my own house! Just lay off me または you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
こんにちは loser,
What are you? あなた must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
あなた rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a 日 all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! あなた creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen あなた evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death によって the cows. I hope あなた are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which あなた have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If あなた attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot あなた on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a アヒル, 鴨
3 Watch all of your old ディズニー movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
コメント tell your フレンズ then I will make もっと見る spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I 愛 making these for あなた so comment. All the コメント I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm 書く all this cuz I need a longer 記事 so yea tacos are good i like タコス bravos from タコス johns
2 sing a song like a アヒル, 鴨
3 Watch all of your old ディズニー movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
コメント tell your フレンズ then I will make もっと見る spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I 愛 making these for あなた so comment. All the コメント I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm 書く all this cuz I need a longer 記事 so yea tacos are good i like タコス bravos from タコス johns
me-every one 発言しました the old house down the block was haunted *roll my eyes* no such thing as "haunted" so i told my friendz i am proving it its not "haunted"
THE 次 日
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a ナイフ in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
THE 次 日
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a ナイフ in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
once i was at a movie theater with my フレンズ gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are あなた and we were like why dose it matter and he 発言しました no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like あなた need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because あなた get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
INUYASHA
10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT
9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY
8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)
6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE アニメ IS ONLY 26 EPISODES
5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES
4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE あなた START WATCHING あなた JUST CANT STOP
3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO
2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST アニメ IVE EVER SEEN
1.DEATH NOTE!
アニメ SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
BLEACH
NARUTO
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
KAMICHAMA KARIN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
TOKYO MEW MEW
ZOMBIE LOAN
DEATH NOTE
