ランダム Article: Rules of the Internet

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posted by MrOrange16

This is a 一覧 of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)

1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If あなた enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. あなた must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The もっと見る beautiful and pure a thing is, the もっと見る satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The もっと見るあなた hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. あなた must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. あなた must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. あなた will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs もっと見る Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be もっと見る fucked up shit than what あなた just saw.
29. あなた can not divide によって zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL あなた STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...

*/b/ is the ランダムフォーラ on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

CornChips Lol I posted a picture of the rules already :D it's in here somewhere

MrOrange16 @CornChips These are the rules of the internet according to Urban Dictionary. Your picture of the rules may be a little different depending on where you got it from. Rules #1, 2, and 34 are always the same, though :)

ponyboyjohnny rule 16 is B.S.

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Dangerous and Adventurous (chapter 1)

posted by adaug

11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah 発言しました bounding out the door.The girls met 12 年 old Henry at a ピーカン tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah 発言しました opening...

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nyan cat lyrics

posted by amy36y

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

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10 ways to tell somone is a massive justin bieber ファン

posted by hetaliaitaly

1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name または talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his 音楽 every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask あなた if あなた have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i 愛 justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate または愛 whatever he does even if they hate it または愛 it

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What I'm afraid of XD(it's SOOOOOOOO STUPID!!)

posted by Texas_Boy

I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one 日 he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One 日 when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth 妖精 take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...

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The Black Killer Chapter 1

posted by adaug

There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the ソファー, ソファ with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 月 later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...

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Best フレンズ mabey もっと見る PT 1

posted by envyelric

The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! あなた are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey あなた bums want simethin または are あなた goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do あなた hear...

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Fun ways to annoy Harry Potter

posted by lupichkata

Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what あなた did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand または a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of あなた and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...

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IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE

posted by karpach_14

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor によって floor, and once あなた find what あなた are looking for, あなた can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling あなた what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The フレンズ laugh and without hesitation 移動する on to...

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キャビン for the Summer-Chapter Nine:James

posted by moolah

James

キャビン for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am 歌う my お気に入り song, 21 銃によって Green 日 whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...

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キャビン for the Summer-Chapter Seven-Laken

posted by moolah

キャビン for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken

Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 年 old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the 梨 into the side of this ダンプスター, ゴミ箱, 収集 in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...

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My thoughts (part 2) Rap

posted by smileypop9

These 記事 are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
---------

Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would あなた wanna listen to 音楽 from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better 音楽 available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...

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The Dr. Z! (true, FUNNY story!)

posted by moolah

The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain あなた understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help あなた concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, あなた can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help あなた concentrate. If your friend shows あなた his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what あなた want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee もっと見る than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My ハート, 心 skips a beat
When あなた walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with あなた until the end

I give my ハート, 心 and my soul to you
To make あなた see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant あなた see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what あなた want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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To Whom it may Concern♥Andrea's last letter

posted by moolah

The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I 愛 my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a 年 and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...

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Veronicas: All About Us Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause あなた know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause あなた know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In あなた I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...

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Sister Sledge We Are Family lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving 愛 in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in あなた and the things あなた doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End

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Japanese ご飯, 米 Ball Recipe

posted by invadercalliope

Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted サーモン (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed ご飯, 米 in a ご飯, 米 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the ご飯, 米 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed ご飯, 米 on your hand and put your お気に入り filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled サーモン on the rice. Push the filling into the ご飯, 米 lightly. Hold the ご飯, 米 between your palms. Form the ご飯, 米 into a round, a triangle, または a cylinder によって pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the ご飯, 米 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. ラップ the ご飯, 米 ball with a strip of nori または sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.

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Info-merchel (my comidey skit idea)

posted by fly210

voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly によって americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: あなた got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I 愛 it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if あなた call right now we will also send あなた a what ever あなた call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 もっと見る dollers shiping and handleing! あなた GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever あなた call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever あなた call it have あなた credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!

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Calliope Channel episode 3

posted by invadercalliope

CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 日 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 星, つ星 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all あなた have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! ガー EVERYONE LOVES あなた THE MOST あなた HAVE THE MOST ファン GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!