ランダム Article: Rules of the Internet

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posted by MrOrange16

This is a 一覧 of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)

1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If あなた enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. あなた must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The もっと見る beautiful and pure a thing is, the もっと見る satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The もっと見るあなた hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. あなた must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. あなた must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. あなた will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs もっと見る Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be もっと見る fucked up shit than what あなた just saw.
29. あなた can not divide によって zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL あなた STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...

*/b/ is the ランダムフォーラ on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

CornChips Lol I posted a picture of the rules already :D it's in here somewhere

MrOrange16 @CornChips These are the rules of the internet according to Urban Dictionary. Your picture of the rules may be a little different depending on where you got it from. Rules #1, 2, and 34 are always the same, though :)

ponyboyjohnny rule 16 is B.S.

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Some ランダム story I made.

posted by deathding

Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my ハート, 心 with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made によって a god that lived in...

All About That ベース Parody (Noob Procrastination)

posted by purrloinedlove

Yeah あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing ジャンク in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Oceania countries ヘタリア

posted by Danndy

Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
フレンズ - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ランダム symbol - †

Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
フレンズ - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ランダム symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
フレンズ - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ランダム Symbol - ♣

NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
フレンズ - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ランダム Symbol - ‡

Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know もっと見る than あなた all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
フレンズ - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ランダム sister - ♥

I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye

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10 Anti Jokes

posted by -SkySplitter-

Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did バットマン say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a モル, ほくろ have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A アヒル, 鴨 walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The アヒル, 鴨 doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...

song parody 記事 contest

posted by nikkibellafan02

こんにちは everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that ベースによって Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a ファン club about u and make the 記事 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then によって all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends ハロウィン eve. または U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 上, ページのトップへ me.

All About ベース SPOOF contest

posted by TheNyackers

こんにちは everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes あなた all know that sing All About ベース we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About ベース spoof または parody 記事 will get to decide what our 次記事 should be about and we will make a ファン club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and あなた can't use your 記事 to diss または make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to レポートあなた than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our 記事

But feel free to share...

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How to Tell When あなた Should Clean Your House

posted by staankerdaskunk

1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. あなた can stuff a 枕 with the ラット毛皮 on the ソファー, ソファ alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. あなた don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)

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The Story of my Life- The Most Truest Story EVER

posted by LonkFromPenns-

This is a true story. If anyone tells あなた it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots,...

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Why イヌ are taken to shelters.

posted by ITF

There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...

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MY COMPLAINT ABOUT ファンポップ

posted by Nick16

Some of what I'm about to say regarding Fanpop.com Website's prevarications is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how what Fanpop.com insists are original philosophies are nothing もっと見る than warmed-over versions of Marxism. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, it has been 発言しました that it breaks my ハート, 心 and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Fanpop.com violate values so important to our sense of community....

Just a little bitty poem...

posted by BlackPetals

(Literally sat down and typed this out...)

She gave away the secret.
She told him he was my crush.
I wanted her to keep it.
Now when he meets my eyes I blush.

Cheeks are red.
Heart is hammering.
I wasn't mistaken, wasn't misled.
Somewhere, others are yammering.

But in this closet, it's only us two.
This small room is full of me and you.
It should last.
It shouldn't end.

But afterwards, he told his friends.
I was just another girl he got alone.
I was just another girl to flirt with on the phone.
Whenever he was bored, when he had nothing to do.
I wasn't the first.
The first was you.

I met あなた the 次 day,
You...

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Cat

added by tanyya

The Legend Of Hiro:Episode 2, Margonia

posted by Tailsfan99

Jeremy:Yeah, why wouldn't I?" ???:"Exactly! Now follow the stranger into this magic portal!" Suddenly, Jeremy felt a rumble. Jeremy:"Hey! What are あなた doing!?" Just then Jeremy blacked out. He then woke up in a castle? Jeremy:"Where am I!?" ???:"Your in Margonia! Names Oliver. Don't あなた know that fictional things are real? Mario's a nice guy, he's kind of annoying with his jumping sound effects, and Sonic is...well, OK. I mean, あなた don't really get used to giant talking foxes and stuff that easily.

And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword...

The Legend of Hiro:episode 1, The Hero's Sword.

posted by Tailsfan99

THE LEGEND OF HIRO:EPISODE 1, THE HERO'S SWORD
It was a sunny night, in the peaceful state of New Mexico. Jeremy had not been able to sleep for the past 3 days. He had been suffering strange dreams of some...sword. Made of unbreakable ゴールド and had two blades. But the thought of the sword faded as he heard a scream and.....woke up in his bedroom. "JEREMY!!!YOUR LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!SO GET YOUR SORRY SELF TO THE FRONT DOOR!!!NOW!!!" Jeremy knew that he WAS, in fact late, but only によって a minute. He quickly got dressed and brushed his hair and teeth, then passed his red-faced mother and went off to school....

How unhealthy is soda?

posted by Tailsfan99

In the past six months alone, dozens of studies examining the health impact of drinking sugary beverages または diet soda have been published in medical journals. Some suggested a relationship; others did not.

Sometimes, the media coverage of these studies took the researchers によって surprise.

That was the case for epidemiologist Hannah Gardener, PhD, of the 大学 of Miami. In February, she presented early results from her ongoing research at a health conference, and was completely unprepared for the media attention it received.

The story appeared on all the major networks, in most major newspapers,...

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Try to Read those Words. (Comment which is the Easiest and the Hardest).

posted by Dr6112002

~ barium tetraiodomercurate

~ barium hexafluorosilicate

~ beryllium acetylacetonate

~ barium pyrovanadate

~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon

~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride

~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate

~ tetrahydrocannabinol

~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride

~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine

~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide

~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate

~ tetrafluoroethylene

~ bromoisobutyric acid

~ cyclopentadienyl anion

~ acetylbutyric acid

~ butyl glyoxylate

~ hydroxypropyl acrylate

~ propyl pyruvate

~ decaprenoastaxanthin

Optimus shoots Megatron Gif

added by BlondLionEzel

Source: Google

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Madoka Magica Live Action Movie Idea

posted by BlondLionEzel

Plot: The plot would be the same as the Madoka Magica アニメ series.

Director: Micheal ベイ, 湾

Scriptwriter: Ehren Kruger

Music: Steve Jablonsky (Featuring "Connect" によって Linkin Park)

Cinematography: Amir Mokri

Editing: Paul Rubell
Roger Barton
William Goldenberg

Production Companies: Paramount Pictures
Hasbro
Magica Quartet

Distributed By: Paramount Pictures

Release Date: June 25th, 2016

Running Time: 170 分

Country: United States
Japan

Budget: $230 Million

Cast

Magical Girls:

Willow Shields as Madoka Kaname
Madison Pettis as Sayaka Miki
Bailee Madison as Homura Akemi
Peyton 一覧 as Mami Tomoe...

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BlondLionEzel Reviews: Godzilla (2014)

posted by BlondLionEzel

I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!

Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.

This movie...is one of the most 映画 of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!

Score: 5/5

Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!

Score: 5/5

Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 分 in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!

Score: 4/5

Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).

Score: 4/5

Final Thoughts: If あなた want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!

Final Score: 18/20

Would I recommend it? YES

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BlondLionEzel Reviews: Maleficent

posted by BlondLionEzel

Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!

Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!

This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!

Score: 2/5

Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the 音楽 was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!

Score: 1/5

Final Thoughts: If あなた are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.

Final Score: 9/20

Would I recommend it? NO