Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to あなた as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say あなた understand when あなた don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. あなた don’t have PMS; don’t act like あなた know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get あなた off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get あなた off the hook.
7. If あなた talk about having a big dick; we know あなた don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when あなた act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what あなた say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If あなた did something wrong または even if あなた didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; ディナー and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious によって nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if あなた are nice あなた just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, または anything else あなた and your フレンズ talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be 与えられた at all times.
21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool あなた think your goatte or
beard または mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if あなた think it is cool to burp, fart, または emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than あなた ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. あなた can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t あなた piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to あなた as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say あなた understand when あなた don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. あなた don’t have PMS; don’t act like あなた know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get あなた off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get あなた off the hook.
7. If あなた talk about having a big dick; we know あなた don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when あなた act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what あなた say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If あなた did something wrong または even if あなた didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; ディナー and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious によって nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if あなた are nice あなた just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, または anything else あなた and your フレンズ talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be 与えられた at all times.
21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool あなた think your goatte or
beard または mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if あなた think it is cool to burp, fart, または emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than あなた ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. あなた can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t あなた piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.
1.I got stabbed によって a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I パンチ boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the 落花生, ピーナッツ butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet あなた Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy くま, クマ is staring at me.
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I パンチ boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the 落花生, ピーナッツ butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet あなた Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy くま, クマ is staring at me.
Tonight あなた go on a murder spree.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that あなた won't kill me.
あなた buy weapons and guns.
あなた are certainly hooked.
あなた go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- are torn.
あなた cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
あなた may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But あなた should not go a-killing.
あなた like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No もっと見る talking, no もっと見る beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a 年 now,
あなた have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that あなた won't kill me.
あなた buy weapons and guns.
あなた are certainly hooked.
あなた go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- are torn.
あなた cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
あなた may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But あなた should not go a-killing.
あなた like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No もっと見る talking, no もっと見る beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a 年 now,
あなた have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
here u go
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the 上, ページのトップへ of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the ショップ has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the ショップ
if あなた have done one または もっと見る of these tips あなた should have benn 王位 out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the 上, ページのトップへ of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the ショップ has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the ショップ
if あなた have done one または もっと見る of these tips あなた should have benn 王位 out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
