Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to あなた as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say あなた understand when あなた don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. あなた don’t have PMS; don’t act like あなた know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get あなた off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get あなた off the hook.
7. If あなた talk about having a big dick; we know あなた don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when あなた act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what あなた say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If あなた did something wrong または even if あなた didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; ディナー and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious によって nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if あなた are nice あなた just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, または anything else あなた and your フレンズ talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be 与えられた at all times.
21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool あなた think your goatte or
beard または mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if あなた think it is cool to burp, fart, または emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than あなた ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. あなた can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t あなた piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to あなた as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say あなた understand when あなた don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. あなた don’t have PMS; don’t act like あなた know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get あなた off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get あなた off the hook.
7. If あなた talk about having a big dick; we know あなた don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when あなた act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what あなた say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If あなた did something wrong または even if あなた didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; ディナー and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious によって nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if あなた are nice あなた just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, または anything else あなた and your フレンズ talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be 与えられた at all times.
21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool あなた think your goatte or
beard または mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if あなた think it is cool to burp, fart, または emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than あなた ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. あなた can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t あなた piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.
