ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The タコス Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: あなた are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET あなた FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: あなた 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought あなた picked a 日 out of a hat for that または something.
ME: キャンディー 日 is when I say it is キャンディー Day. It's when I say it is キャンディー Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: あなた thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas フレンズ to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through ハロウィン without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes あなた have been in today.
ME: Midget 日 Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were あなた gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess あなた were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could あなた possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: あなた can't sing. あなた can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, あなた 表示する me what あなた got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks または so but monsters were around
A Million years 前 but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the 歌う birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when あなた share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what あなた feel inside is not just 愛 persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone あなた knew and If あなた had a かぼちゃ, カボチャ they might like that too
And although あなた may scare them, they won't go away, because we all 愛 on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: あなた have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: あなた are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET あなた FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: あなた 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought あなた picked a 日 out of a hat for that または something.
ME: キャンディー 日 is when I say it is キャンディー Day. It's when I say it is キャンディー Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: あなた thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas フレンズ to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through ハロウィン without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes あなた have been in today.
ME: Midget 日 Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were あなた gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess あなた were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could あなた possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: あなた can't sing. あなた can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, あなた 表示する me what あなた got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks または so but monsters were around
A Million years 前 but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the 歌う birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when あなた share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what あなた feel inside is not just 愛 persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone あなた knew and If あなた had a かぼちゃ, カボチャ they might like that too
And although あなた may scare them, they won't go away, because we all 愛 on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: あなた have no holiday spirit.
It all started when Chloe was in the キッチン making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these カップケーキ in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these カップケーキ in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1.Determine how many times a week あなた eat または want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 または 10.
Let's say あなた eat チョコレート 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number によって 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that によって 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If あなた haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming あなた were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 または 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one または two digits will be the number of times per week あなた eat または want チョコレート (the number あなた specified in the first step).
8 pieces of チョコレート a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say あなた eat チョコレート 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number によって 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that によって 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If あなた haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming あなた were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 または 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one または two digits will be the number of times per week あなた eat または want チョコレート (the number あなた specified in the first step).
8 pieces of チョコレート a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. あなた wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. あなた can tell me if あなた ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. あなた wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. あなた can tell me if あなた ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."