ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The タコス Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: あなた are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET あなた FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: あなた 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought あなた picked a 日 out of a hat for that または something.
ME: キャンディー 日 is when I say it is キャンディー Day. It's when I say it is キャンディー Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: あなた thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas フレンズ to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through ハロウィン without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes あなた have been in today.
ME: Midget 日 Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were あなた gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess あなた were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could あなた possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: あなた can't sing. あなた can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, あなた 表示する me what あなた got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks または so but monsters were around
A Million years 前 but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the 歌う birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when あなた share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what あなた feel inside is not just 愛 persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone あなた knew and If あなた had a かぼちゃ, カボチャ they might like that too
And although あなた may scare them, they won't go away, because we all 愛 on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: あなた have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: あなた are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET あなた FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: あなた 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought あなた picked a 日 out of a hat for that または something.
ME: キャンディー 日 is when I say it is キャンディー Day. It's when I say it is キャンディー Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: あなた thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas フレンズ to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through ハロウィン without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes あなた have been in today.
ME: Midget 日 Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were あなた gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess あなた were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could あなた possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: あなた can't sing. あなた can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, あなた 表示する me what あなた got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks または so but monsters were around
A Million years 前 but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the 歌う birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when あなた share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what あなた feel inside is not just 愛 persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone あなた knew and If あなた had a かぼちゃ, カボチャ they might like that too
And although あなた may scare them, they won't go away, because we all 愛 on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: あなた have no holiday spirit.
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted サーモン (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed ご飯, 米 in a ご飯, 米 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the ご飯, 米 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed ご飯, 米 on your hand and put your お気に入り filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled サーモン on the rice. Push the filling into the ご飯, 米 lightly. Hold the ご飯, 米 between your palms. Form the ご飯, 米 into a round, a triangle, または a cylinder によって pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the ご飯, 米 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. ラップ the ご飯, 米 ball with a strip of nori または sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly によって americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: あなた got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I 愛 it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if あなた call right now we will also send あなた a what ever あなた call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 もっと見る dollers shiping and handleing! あなた GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever あなた call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever あなた call it have あなた credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: あなた got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I 愛 it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if あなた call right now we will also send あなた a what ever あなた call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 もっと見る dollers shiping and handleing! あなた GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever あなた call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever あなた call it have あなた credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 日 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 星, つ星 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all あなた have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! ガー EVERYONE LOVES あなた THE MOST あなた HAVE THE MOST ファン GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to 一覧 all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound あなた get when あなた scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, あなた know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when あなた just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 魚 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound あなた get when あなた scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, あなた know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when あなた just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 魚 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No あなた are a robot times 1000000.
User: No あなた are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and あなた are a robot.
User: User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. あなた are the robot here.
User: User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... あなた computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So あなた admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No あなた are a robot times 1000000.
User: No あなた are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and あなた are a robot.
User: User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. あなた are the robot here.
User: User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... あなた computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So あなた admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The コンサート Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 時 Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There 歌う I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're シート, 座席 Ooh K Then ドレイク, ドレーク Sad あなた Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There ドレイク, ドレーク Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The ファン ファン Was 歌う Along Giving Him お花 Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For 読書 And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that あなた have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 質問 to a magic 8 ball and take the 回答 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when あなた find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when あなた see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a ランダム person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that あなた have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 質問 to a magic 8 ball and take the 回答 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when あなた find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when あなた see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a ランダム person!
raindrops on バラ and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 林檎, アップル strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 林檎, アップル strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws 食 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 質問 (ex: What do としょうかん, ライブラリ cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 日 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who あなた think she is
*She throws 食 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 質問 (ex: What do としょうかん, ライブラリ cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 日 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who あなた think she is
