1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us
2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?
3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em
5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?
6.damm! there go the lights again...
7.what's this doing here?
8. that's cool! now can あなた make his leg twitch?!
9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!
10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?
11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?
12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a frek of
nature
13.nurse, where is my lunch?!
14.don't worry, i think it's sharp enough
15.better save that, we'll need it 4 the autopsy
16. isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
17.wat do u mean my medical license expiry?
18. wat i'm i suppose 2 do again,mommy?
19. looks like i'm going to pull 1 of the plugs to listen to some
music
20. has anyone seen my glasses?
2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?
3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em
5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?
6.damm! there go the lights again...
7.what's this doing here?
8. that's cool! now can あなた make his leg twitch?!
9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!
10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?
11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?
12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a frek of
nature
13.nurse, where is my lunch?!
14.don't worry, i think it's sharp enough
15.better save that, we'll need it 4 the autopsy
16. isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
17.wat do u mean my medical license expiry?
18. wat i'm i suppose 2 do again,mommy?
19. looks like i'm going to pull 1 of the plugs to listen to some
music
20. has anyone seen my glasses?
weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody 発言しました it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
パンダ are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody 発言しました it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
パンダ are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could あなた pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? 発言しました the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made あなた laugh.
Here are 2 ランダム facts:
They don't sell Smarties または Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made あなた laugh.
Here are 2 ランダム facts:
They don't sell Smarties または Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
