ランダム Article: things あなた don't want to hear during surgery

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things あなた don't want to hear during surgery

posted by lalaland101

1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can あなた make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a frek of
nature

13.nurse, where is my lunch?!

14.don't worry, i think it's sharp enough

15.better save that, we'll need it 4 the autopsy

16. isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?

17.wat do u mean my medical license expiry?

18. wat i'm i suppose 2 do again,mommy?

19. looks like i'm going to pull 1 of the plugs to listen to some
music

20. has anyone seen my glasses?

deathding, Spottedpool and 18 others like this

Jakeluvr101 "wheres my lunch" like what is it in me? or is the dumb doc leaving? OMG totally freaky, im like totally scared of doctors now.

MiizLadiDiime ahhahaha funny

Matsy23 OMG LOL!!!!!! XDDDD

i-love-percy lol haha

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Is Life Worth Living?

posted by Kat_Penguin

This is just a poem about what has happened to me throughout my life up to this very moment.
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When I was young, I lived in a lifeless home.
A gloomy haze was my world.
"Sunshine dosen't exist here" is what my sister would say,
When I asked "Sissy, when will the clouds go away?"
Locking myself in my room.
Desperate to escape the misery.
Drawing creatures that I called 'Friends'.
Then came that awful night.
When a stranger took my tiny brother's life.
Refusing to speak to anyone now,
My eyes filled with tears, my ハート, 心 felt dead.

'I'm finally in sixth grade!'...

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the hunger games, htf style chapter 2

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Lifty and Shifty

Chapter 2
it was the 日 flippy had to go to the hunger games. He was in his hummer driving to the capital. It was a long way away but he was going to make it there in time. When he got there he was impressed. This was obviously a rich city. Tall buildings, fancy clothing, bright Colors（色） everywhere. “All this fancy stuff for a competition?” he thought as he parked in a spot at the building he was told to go to. He walked inside into a room where he saw lots of other people going to. When he got there he was shocked, but not disappointed. Lots of other people were standing in a circle. He...

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age of the dragons, chapter 2

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Chapter 2

Dawn light was streaming into the cave. Flamingleap had just woken up to watch the sun rise. He sniffed the air hoping for it to be warm. Instead ice crystals stung his nostrils. He sighed. The tribe had been waiting for weeks for any sign of a thaw. Instead it seemed to get colder every day. Flamingleap heard the camp start to stir and he went out into the clearing of the cave. Thunderbolt, a male dragon with multiple shades of yellow, was picking ドラゴン to hunt. “icyclaw.” thunderbolt flicked his tail towards a pure white male dragon. “you hunt near the edges of the mountains.”...

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FOR GIRLS EYES ONLY!!!!!!!!!

posted by cookie-do

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So あなた have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! こんにちは girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did あなた know キス is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken スープ actually makes あなた feel better. 94% of boys would 愛 it if あなた sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 上, ページのトップへ lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult あなた when they like you! 89% of guys want あなた to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. チョコレート will make あなた feel better! Most...

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Stange Sisters Forever! Part 2!

posted by Draculaura10

CHAPTER TWO: The Secret

Classes up until lunch went によって in a blur except for finding out that Eve, Emmah, and Mellissa all had the same schedule. The three girls walked over to an empty 表, テーブル and sat down. "So, あなた guys, what do あなた think Ms.Winters wants us to come to her for? あなた don't think it's one of her discipline lectures, do you? I sure hope not. One time I heard someone was in there for an hour!" Emmah said.

"I honestly don't know. こんにちは Eve, where'd あなた get that bracelet? It looks so cute. It would look cuter in purple though." Mellissa said. Both Eve and Emmah had a confused look on...

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Apparently i was mocking the mockers.

posted by XxKeithHarkinxX

jnrm:
dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Google
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are あなた sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do あなた like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
you wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*...

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The first 日付

posted by penguin098

Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she 発言しました yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first 日付 and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written によって me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth...

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Life Flashes before My Eyes.Chapter 1

posted by adaug

I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red 花 petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to 愛 your enemies."So the 蝶 flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A...

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Are あなた Afraid Of This?(Chapter 3)

posted by adaug

After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 分 later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they 発言しました ten words.

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Slander Mawn!

posted by MarMar_XigLux

Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell あなた guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick または Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" 発言しました myself. I was dressed as a 象 and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains 狼男 and Sparkly ヴァンパイア with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- あなた just dared yourself!" 発言しました myself. "I accept!" 発言しました yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

"Maybe I should head back.." 発言しました myself.

"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" 発言しました yourself.

"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.

SPREAD THE WURD! :D

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She 発言しました to me "that's why I don't friend"

posted by ShiningsTar542

How is friendship important when it's over once it starts?

"I was an active student in college, and I was really happy that I could get others' respects, as well as the teachers'. That made me get work office to 表示する my activity in of my college. Yeah, that was the bright side. But the dark side was that I was unable to attend my classes, and I badly had to find someone that records my lectures and notes the lessons. And here the problem was, even though, I'm an active student, there was none to note them for me. Nor a friend. I had to handle that によって myself for a period and that was as hard...

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Friend ship is powerful part one

posted by Misharrypotter

Note Im Savannah your seeing it thur her eyes be note they may be bad grammer and spelling oh and she's in a wheelchair too

'' Get up now'' I her my mum yelling from down stairs. '' I'm up I been up a while I got dressed '' I 発言しました in return '' I don't care if your dressed または not get up and fry this ベーコン for your sister and your brother'' she says qutie rudely. I'm use to this stuff I have to take care of my older brother and sister and yet I'm the youngest and in a wheelchair your on my crunshs. I down stairs to fry the ベーコン I get the in time to turn it before it burns. Maybe this 年 my...

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How to get a best answer on this club (or maybe others)

posted by xoPixie-Popxo

From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if あなた never got a best answer, just simply drink ミルク out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the 質問 might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...

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The Forbidden 愛 (part3) Boyfriend Still Not Excepted

posted by Musiclover456

Minuets after the ritual the door ベル rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and もっと見る but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the ソファー, ソファ Miki sat down 次 to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition または not?" Edgar said...

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19 Ways To Be Offensive At a Funeral

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why あなた would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**

1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until あなた find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit あなた first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of あなた shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...

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A stupid story to read

posted by moolah

Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the 草 to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot もっと見る fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...

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Science Class II

posted by TDIlover226

I link wrote about my ランダム and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they 発言しました today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 分 of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so によって then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs によって saying the most ランダム things that we can think about until the ベル rings.

Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring 次 year. あなた can definitely tell why.

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James: *Walks in after being...

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HOW TO STRENGTHEN YOUR NAILS?

posted by ShiningsTar542

If あなた like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that あなた feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If あなた want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week あなた need to file あなた nails. Why? Because when あなた file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one コート of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby またはオリーブ oil on your nails after あなた have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!

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3 nurses play jokes on a doctor

posted by jessicamc26

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The 秒 nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind

posted by orangeturnip

weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody 発言しました it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
パンダ are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.