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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary フレンズ that あなた talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when あなた laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your シャツ on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station あなた don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking あなた and chase it around the house...

41.When あなたシャワーまたは bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to スノーケル, シュノーケル in your 魚 tank..

hyunakada33, deathding and 50 others like this

Seastar4374 LOLZ!!!!!!

kaylabarker12 no mom and dad i wont make out with you that is funny

shadowsgirl252 I am going to try Number 12! LOL

Blitz_Utonium I like to sing backwards YAY!!!!!!!!!!

emmett LOL these made me laugh ;) I'd never do them tho but it's funny to imagine.

emmett number 29 is lol

darkmintoutau These really work! I did 2,5,30,36,40 and 41 my parents went crazy! Lol

faizul1971 ^_^

TDItwin hahahahahahahaha lmao this is soo funny 43#in the super market all of a suden throw a temper tantum screaming LIFE IS SO UNFAIR

Abilei This list is priceless, absolutely hilarious! I lmfao

alice1fan so funny

KatiiCullen94 HAHA I WAS CACKING MYSELF THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! BRILANT!!

spence0891 43. Stare at your mom/fag step dad/dad until they ask what your staring at and say is that a mole or a bulging tick?

3nala I wanna try #24 with Twilight

amelialovesjb omg

amelialovesjb that wast the best thing i ever read in my intire life

Friendly_Girl LOL 9 and 36 KILL ME!!!

alikamil123 That is so funny!!!!! lol! i laughed so hard, mom told me i had to shut up! lol. jk.

xoPixie-Popxo lolz im a retard......

Chaann94 May I add a 44, please? :) 44. When they're working or behind the computer, stand next to them with your ds/mobile game on the highest volume possible and when they get angry, claim that you don't hear a thing. It worked for me! ^^

amelialovesjb man no wonder my parent were mad i did number 26,29,30,34 and 2

larouxbestfan Nice i'm gonna try #30 & #36

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SCP-509

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-509

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B are both to be contained on-site, due to their immobility. Each is to be cordoned off, and any members of the public turned away. Outside of research and maintenance purposes, no humans または pigs, living または dead, are to be allowed into either structure. Personnel may safely enter and leave SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B within four 分 of activation and while inactive.

After testing, any living humans recovered from SCP-509-B are to be trained as Level 0 personnel and assigned to minimal security positions. Personnel...

アン・ハサウェイ

added by 3xZ

A Game of Flashlight Tag - クリーピーパスタ

posted by slenderman777

When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If あなた don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but あなた play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the 通り, ストリート my house was on was skirted によって a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. あなた could run through...

上, ページのトップへ five F*** あなた CARTMAN moments

posted by Canada24

I 愛 Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical 閲覧数 to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST フレンズ FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", によって pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...

five "necessary evil" characters I can think of

posted by Canada24

#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his フレンズ and family...

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Abandoned Servers - クリーピーパスタ

posted by slenderman777

あなた know those eerie feelings あなた get when あなた are playing a multiplayer game and there is no one on the server, apart from you?

For instance; boot up Minecraft（マインクラフト） right now and scope around for some deserted server that is running, but no one is on.

Feels pretty weird, right? Well this is what my hobby was: going around to these barely running games and seeing what people had left behind, not just Minecraft（マインクラフト） either. Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft. I used all of these games to explore the special servers nearly every day. I logged down what was on them: buildings, maps, announcements...

The Smiling man - Creepypasta?

posted by slenderman777

About five years 前 I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few 分 of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...

The Crawlspace - クリーピーパスタ

posted by slenderman777

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up によって itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind あなた once あなた get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a 秒 thought,it wasn't until the fifth 年 that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months 前 i was ホーム alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

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Last Friday - クリーピーパスタ

posted by slenderman777

I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if あなた drive down this road on a 日 were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then あなた might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is 発言しました to be easy to recognize cause if its summer または winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones あなた can find in the stores. according to the story,if あなた drive up along side her and roll down the window...

シンデレラ (2015年)

added by 3xZ

Traffic Solutions: Flyovers

posted by garnetsai

Despite the complaints though, the first drilling already began in 2010 which was supposedly finished in 2012 but due to unforeseen circumstances, the completion has been postponed overtime.

With one goal in mind, major companies like Axis Capital Group, a company which sells and rents capital equipment in Singapore and has been able to bring their business to Jakarta has teamed up with the government によって lending their equipment for free.

The Flyover Roads project constitutes two viaducts above current roads: the Antasari - Blok M 高架橋 and the Kampung Melayu - Tanah Abang viaduct. With very...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Propeller Knight V.S. King Knight! (Fan-Made!)

posted by deathding

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing もっと見る than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 年 old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring あなた to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...

TDF REVIEWS THINGS: アナと雪の女王 (spoilerz)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but あなた pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of あなた is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Lyrics - クリスマス記事

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

あなた better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling あなた why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty または nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees あなた when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad または good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...

Ryuk (Death Note)

added by Mike-Ro-Wave

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Blond Lion Blog: Should a Madoka Magica Live Action movie be made?

posted by BlondLionEzel

As soon as I drop the タイトル of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a ディベート whether または not this movie should be made.

And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action アニメ movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.

But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms または flames. But Micheal ベイ, 湾 would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal ベイ, 湾 would make it もっと見る understandable for an international audience.

What do あなた think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?

Thanks for Reading!

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トランスフォーマー 4: Age of Extinction Battle Cry Lyrics

posted by BlondLionEzel

Just one もっと見る time before I go
I'll let あなた know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive

Nobody can save あなた now
The king is down
It's do または die!
Nobody can save あなた now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save あなた now
IT'S DO または DIE

[Guitars]

Nobody can save あなた now
The king is down
It's do または die!
Nobody can save あなた now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save あなた now
IT'S DO または DIE

Just one もっと見る time before I go
I'll let あなた know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

posted by Dreazky

My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

What do あなた want to get out of life? Ask yourself these 10 important 質問 unearth your deepest desires. (Or あなた could write it in a piece of paper)

1.What excites you?
These are the things that make your ハート, 心 pound and your eyes light up!

2.What words would your family and フレンズ use to describe you?

3.What are あなた really good at?
These are the skills you're most proud of. Perhaps あなた are good with words または you're a good listener. No talent is too big または too small. Write them all in a piece of paper!

4.If あなた could spend one 日 learning about anything...

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The real story behind Cinderella.

posted by LocalArtistist

Again ディズニー has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her サンダル falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)

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The real story behind Sleeping Beauty.

posted by LocalArtistist

Sure ディズニー may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil クイーン and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming または evil dragon queen. No none of that.

There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not くま, クマ to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever アナと雪の女王 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.

The end.