ランダム Article: 42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary フレンズ that あなた talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when あなた laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your シャツ on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station あなた don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking あなた and chase it around the house...

41.When あなたシャワーまたは bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to スノーケル, シュノーケル in your 魚 tank..

hyunakada33, deathding and 50 others like this

Seastar4374 LOLZ!!!!!!

kaylabarker12 no mom and dad i wont make out with you that is funny

shadowsgirl252 I am going to try Number 12! LOL

Blitz_Utonium I like to sing backwards YAY!!!!!!!!!!

emmett LOL these made me laugh ;) I'd never do them tho but it's funny to imagine.

emmett number 29 is lol

darkmintoutau These really work! I did 2,5,30,36,40 and 41 my parents went crazy! Lol

faizul1971 ^_^

TDItwin hahahahahahahaha lmao this is soo funny 43#in the super market all of a suden throw a temper tantum screaming LIFE IS SO UNFAIR

Abilei This list is priceless, absolutely hilarious! I lmfao

alice1fan so funny

KatiiCullen94 HAHA I WAS CACKING MYSELF THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! BRILANT!!

spence0891 43. Stare at your mom/fag step dad/dad until they ask what your staring at and say is that a mole or a bulging tick?

3nala I wanna try #24 with Twilight

amelialovesjb omg

amelialovesjb that wast the best thing i ever read in my intire life

Friendly_Girl LOL 9 and 36 KILL ME!!!

alikamil123 That is so funny!!!!! lol! i laughed so hard, mom told me i had to shut up! lol. jk.

xoPixie-Popxo lolz im a retard......

Chaann94 May I add a 44, please? :) 44. When they're working or behind the computer, stand next to them with your ds/mobile game on the highest volume possible and when they get angry, claim that you don't hear a thing. It worked for me! ^^

amelialovesjb man no wonder my parent were mad i did number 26,29,30,34 and 2

larouxbestfan Nice i'm gonna try #30 & #36

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If 愛 is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should あなた believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that イヌ愛 to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at あなた if あなた blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a 木, ツリー falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the 五角形, 米国防総省 were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a キャセロール

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole アヒル, 鴨

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the 次 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The もっと見る it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying あなた should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the コメント which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz あなた hate America."

3. When あなた go to the princible's office, and when he asks why あなた were sent, say, "I wrote that あなた sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam 回答

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited によって mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah デザート and traveled によって Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an 林檎, アップル tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened パン which is パン made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

あなた came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one 日 embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I 愛 the special bond that we beutifully share,
I 愛 the way あなた表示する u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever 安全, 安全です within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't あなた try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer バター Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as あなた can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when あなた laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C ジュース boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* オレンジ Lavaburst
* 桃, ピーチ (no longer produced)
* Poppin' ピンク Lemonade
* イチゴ Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* キャンディー林檎, アップル cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* フルーツ Pow
* フルーツ Punch
* Orange
* オレンジ Supernova
* ピンク Lemonade
* ラズベリー Kiwi
* Strawberry
* イチゴ Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C サワー Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My 質問 of Love;; Fear of Loving あなた && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did あなた really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be もっと見る than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special 日
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that 日
there was lots to be 発言しました
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When あなた発言しました "I 愛 you"
I 発言しました "I 愛あなた too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be もっと見る
What if I did...

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上, ページのトップへ 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) 移動する everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an 象 weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...

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上, ページのトップへ ten reasons to be cheerful! :D

posted by pandawinx

10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our フレンズ and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if あなた sometimes feel sad または depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to あなた sorry, but if your in any other country, then あなた still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When あなた think of チョコレート everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )

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100 Ways to Order a ピザ

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival ピザ place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their 質問 with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Stupid ランダム Product Warnings (1)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not use if あなた cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping または unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...

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Funny 名言・格言 From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. あなた can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say あなた should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching テレビによって candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find テレビ very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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CONGATS! your the 1000th PERSON to... FAIL! YES あなた FAIL! FIND OUT WHY あなた FAIL NOW!

posted by emma-may

WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO あなた - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow ファンポップ failures...

i have failed to bring あなた the news of fail blog sooner...

some of あなた may know but the rest of あなた probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your 日 to 日 FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most ランダム posts of failed 写真 shots of failures 投稿されましたによって dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make あなた laugh! あなた can take failed pictures your self...

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5 things that will make everyone think you're insane!

posted by werewolflover

Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other 記事 like this so here's another one.I hope あなた enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks によって (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a お茶, 紅茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals によって say "would あなた like to 登録する us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the ピンク fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good または I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?

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20 Ways To Annoy a ディズニー星, つ星

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Go to a Miley Cyrus コンサート with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the コンサート and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl または not). Make sure あなた both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez または Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's ジャケット in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...

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The one thing to prove that あなた are a gunniess

posted by patrisha727

表示する this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

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