1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, あなた know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did あなた find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: あなた don't deserve this.. あなた don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What あなた gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell あなた (add voice) あなた should probably be protecting your IP with a VPN
Pig 2: あなた son of a 雌犬 did あなた just use me for a promo add?!
Pig 1: (to audience) Damn right I did
Pig 1: NOOOO-

2: (Ratatoing)
BionicPIG: Man this movie is almost trying to sexualize that ラット it's very weir- (PetaJones comes in) Peta?
PetaJones: I just wanted stop bye, and tell あなた あなた ''can't'' have sex with a rat
BionicPIG: Eww! Ew that's not even-
PetaJones: Listen listen, the reason あなた can't have sex with a rat. Is cause not even a ラット wouldn't be touching your meat stick of penis あなた have.
BionicPIG: .............. Did あなた just insult me?
PetaJones: Oh sorry Pig, PetaJones only spits facts.

3: (Little メリダとおそろしの森 Toaster)
BionicPIG: So they all go to sleep than トースター has a nice sweet dream about his mast- (the smoke hand grabbing the kid) ......... Well that's a little disturbin- (the clown appears) OH GOD!!
(it shows トースター hanging over a tub as there's a evil laugh)
BionicPIG (shocked stare) (singing in head) What the hell, what the was that? What did I seeeeeeeeee?

4: (Reality Check - Cheaters)
Pig 1: (catches Pig 2 making out with a pillow) Oh god!? Why!? How could あなた cheat on me!?!
Pig 2: Listen listen.. Your gay
Pig 1: What!? I'm not gay!
Pig 2: You're gay! Yeah
Pig 1: I'm gay?!
Pig 2: Well.. あなた were gay
Pig 1: So I'm not gay!?
Pig 2: Well, I recently decided to become a woman. I mean I still got a dick, I just feel like being a woman right now.
Pig 1: So your- Your not a man!?
Pig 2: Well yeah, you're gay, I'm a man.
Pig 1: Am I suppose to be sad?
Pig 2: あなた were gay, but you're not, cause I decided to be a woman. And I'm あなた so-
Pig 1: So.. We're lesbians!?
Pig 2: Your dicks small.. Your dicks small.
Pig 1: What!?!
Pig 2: I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..

5: (Dragon Ball Evelution):
"And there's just something hilarious about 孫 悟空 needing a lift from a ATV.. Goku.. HE CAN FLY!!"

6: (The Swan)
"Thanks for liking and subscribing, and kiss.. Your neighbour.. Go right up to them and キッス them... That would probably lead to a lot of problems, but... Yeah, don't do that."

7: (Stuart Little)
"Sense Stuart won the ボート race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!"