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People loved my JonTron 名言・格言 (the 3/4 who saw it), so here's BionicPIC (Aaron Brown)

posted by Canada24

1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, あなた know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did あなた find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: あなた don't deserve this.. あなた don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What あなた gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell あなた (add voice) あなた should probably be protecting your IP with a VPN
Pig 2: あなた son of a 雌犬 did あなた just use me for a promo add?!
Pig 1: (to audience) Damn right I did
Pig 1: NOOOO-

2: (Ratatoing)
BionicPIG: Man this movie is almost trying to sexualize that ラット it's very weir- (PetaJones comes in) Peta?
PetaJones: I just wanted stop bye, and tell あなたあなた ''can't'' have sex with a rat
BionicPIG: Eww! Ew that's not even-
PetaJones: Listen listen, the reason あなた can't have sex with a rat. Is cause not even a ラット wouldn't be touching your meat stick of penis あなた have.
BionicPIG: .............. Did あなた just insult me?
PetaJones: Oh sorry Pig, PetaJones only spits facts.

3: (Little メリダとおそろしの森 Toaster)
BionicPIG: So they all go to sleep than トースター has a nice sweet dream about his mast- (the smoke hand grabbing the kid) ......... Well that's a little disturbin- (the clown appears) OH GOD!!
(it shows トースター hanging over a tub as there's a evil laugh)
BionicPIG (shocked stare) (singing in head) What the hell, what the was that? What did I seeeeeeeeee?

4: (Reality Check - Cheaters)
Pig 1: (catches Pig 2 making out with a pillow) Oh god!? Why!? How could あなた cheat on me!?!
Pig 2: Listen listen.. Your gay
Pig 1: What!? I'm not gay!
Pig 2: You're gay! Yeah
Pig 1: I'm gay?!
Pig 2: Well.. あなた were gay
Pig 1: So I'm not gay!?
Pig 2: Well, I recently decided to become a woman. I mean I still got a dick, I just feel like being a woman right now.
Pig 1: So your- Your not a man!?
Pig 2: Well yeah, you're gay, I'm a man.
Pig 1: Am I suppose to be sad?
Pig 2: あなた were gay, but you're not, cause I decided to be a woman. And I'm あなた so-
Pig 1: So.. We're lesbians!?
Pig 2: Your dicks small.. Your dicks small.
Pig 1: What!?!
Pig 2: I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..

5: (Dragon Ball Evelution):
"And there's just something hilarious about 孫悟空 needing a lift from a ATV.. Goku.. HE CAN FLY!!"

6: (The Swan)
"Thanks for liking and subscribing, and kiss.. Your neighbour.. Go right up to them and キッス them... That would probably lead to a lot of problems, but... Yeah, don't do that."

7: (Stuart Little)
"Sense Stuart won the ボート race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!"

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The Racer

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a ファン fiction featuring ponies. If you're not into that stuff, run away immediately.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*

A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven によって two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)...

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23 ランダム funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with あなた guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 次 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your 質問 to the class.

6.Sit in...

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50 ランダム Questions:

posted by ase

1. Do あなた like pie?

2. Are you, または have あなた ever been a squirrel?

3. Are あなた afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are あなた a people person または a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have あなた ever wondered what it would be like if あなた were an apple?

7. Have あなた ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can あなた get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have あなた ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have あなた ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do あなた have a sword handy?

14. Do あなた like pie?

15. Am I weird...

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him あなた met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do あなた listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him によって his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your お気に入り guy[If あなた hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson または some who あなた like ALLOT!]

9. Come ホーム saying あなた found your true...

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上, ページのトップへ 59 Jewish Ghetto names

posted by fencingrocks

No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If あなた want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...

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Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - または Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening または something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, もっと見る commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people あなた can get to 登録する in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department によって sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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What Is 'Overrated' Really and Is It A Good Term To Use; My Personal Analysis of 'Overrated'

posted by zanhar1

So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on 上, ページのトップへ of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an 記事 of it since I seem to be making the same コメント over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an 記事 to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my コメント on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments

First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this ファン club either).
Overrated...

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My 10 WORST Animated ヒーローズ of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

As many of あなた know I made a 一覧 of 20 お気に入り animated heroes, which ファンポップ actually advertised on the ファンポップ page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous または something. Anyway just like with my お気に入り animated heroines 一覧 I'm going to be making a 一覧 of the worst animated heroes. I just 愛 to do these hate 記事 just as much as my お気に入り ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just もっと見る fun because あなた get to make もっと見る jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a コメント and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...

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100 Hottest Male セレブ (In My Opinion) Part 4

posted by saz19126

Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him

62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish

63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes

64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...

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Things to do that Freak Parents Out (WARNING: ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

posted by wolfgrrl

1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are あなた doing?", say, "What are あなた doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the ソファー, ソファ until あなた give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...