I hear Trump is president now.. No wonder comedy centre was roasting him.. So.. The one thing I learned from the Roast is that if your looking for a Donald Trump joke.. Pick one of these

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Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.


Seth MacFarlane: によって the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."


Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for president. Don’t あなた think that’s a really cool idea, あなた guys? You'll keep them honest. You’ll keep them honest, Donald. Personally I hope あなた win because I can’t wait for the assassi... I mean inauguration.


Larry King: Donald Trump, without a doubt, you're a New York landmark. Which means it's only a matter of time before あなた bulldoze yourself to build some gaudy, tacky monstrosity and put your name on it.


Jeffrey Ross: Donald and I have a lot in common: We both live in New York, we both play golf, we both fantasize about his daughter.