I hear Trump is president now.. No wonder comedy centre was roasting him.. So.. The one thing I learned from the Roast is that if your looking for a Donald Trump joke.. Pick one of these
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Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.
Seth MacFarlane: によって the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."
Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for president. Don’t あなた think that’s a really cool idea, あなた guys? You'll keep them honest. You’ll keep them honest, Donald. Personally I hope あなた win because I can’t wait for the assassi... I mean inauguration.
Larry King: Donald Trump, without a doubt, you're a New York landmark. Which means it's only a matter of time before あなた bulldoze yourself to build some gaudy, tacky monstrosity and put your name on it.
Jeffrey Ross: Donald and I have a lot in common: We both live in New York, we both play golf, we both fantasize about his daughter.
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Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.
Seth MacFarlane: によって the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."
Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for president. Don’t あなた think that’s a really cool idea, あなた guys? You'll keep them honest. You’ll keep them honest, Donald. Personally I hope あなた win because I can’t wait for the assassi... I mean inauguration.
Larry King: Donald Trump, without a doubt, you're a New York landmark. Which means it's only a matter of time before あなた bulldoze yourself to build some gaudy, tacky monstrosity and put your name on it.
Jeffrey Ross: Donald and I have a lot in common: We both live in New York, we both play golf, we both fantasize about his daughter.
I dont think of this as a poem its もっと見る like sadness and confusion today one of my neighbours died my brother called me over to see i saw them 移動する the body coverd in a red blanket and the men in black SUITS/スーツ and i thought to myself in that moment i never 発言しました hello never waved または smiled at her when i come to think of it i never saw her have one visitor i 発言しました to myself i wish i could cry right now but i couldnt i just couldnt i told myself i hope whatever i have done in my life would not make me die alone thats all i ask for and all i wish for
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking 日 または Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some フレンズ of mine. ______
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(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking 日 または Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some フレンズ of mine. ______
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RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same 質問
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down または else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know あなた know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
または we take our time
So let's rush
I want あなた to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush または we may not
I want あなた to know this
I want あなた to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same 質問
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down または else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know あなた know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
または we take our time
So let's rush
I want あなた to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush または we may not
I want あなた to know this
I want あなた to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush