(From Shovel Knight)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as あなた can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
あなた can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
あなた should never send a マウス to do a mans job
I got armor so thick あなた won't even dent me
And although I 移動する slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 年 old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your 尻, お尻 man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: あなた think あなた have swag? That's my middle name!
あなた couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like あなた who are just so fat
Getting everything あなた want. but crying like a brat
I 移動する 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
あなた 移動する slower than a カメ in a fog
Thinking あなた could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
あなた 移動する like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use あなた for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung によって bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
あなた DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as あなた can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
あなた can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
あなた should never send a マウス to do a mans job
I got armor so thick あなた won't even dent me
And although I 移動する slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 年 old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your 尻, お尻 man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: あなた think あなた have swag? That's my middle name!
あなた couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like あなた who are just so fat
Getting everything あなた want. but crying like a brat
I 移動する 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
あなた 移動する slower than a カメ in a fog
Thinking あなた could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
あなた 移動する like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use あなた for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung によって bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
あなた DECIDE!
Are there even true friendship until now?
によって Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives あなた happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he または she will never turn his または her back on you...... または betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on あなた and stick its self to greed.
あなた cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
あなた can never again.
He/she will leave あなた disappointed and let あなた down.
Why should あなた look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When あなた have God with his 愛 all wrapped around you.
によって Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives あなた happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he または she will never turn his または her back on you...... または betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on あなた and stick its self to greed.
あなた cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
あなた can never again.
He/she will leave あなた disappointed and let あなた down.
Why should あなた look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When あなた have God with his 愛 all wrapped around you.
あなた just shut the door i fell like もっと見る when あなた say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do あなた make sure to 愛 me even though i'm shy do あなた ever ever ever think to try? do あなた think of me? when あなた say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when あなた say hi well than あなた won't be mine! yes this is 愛 but does it hurt? when i cry? when あなた say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i 愛 you! why would say means things why would あなた say the stuff that stings why would あなた say that word when i know あなた much? i don't think i would be with あなた if i knew a thing または two about your life あなた backstabbing ナイフ i trusted あなた and yet あなた still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs あなた a lot.
Don't あなた 愛 her?
I do...
I 愛 my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs あなた a lot.
Don't あなた 愛 her?
I do...
I 愛 my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she ストール, 盗んだ our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she ストール, 盗んだ our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine 日 in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing または whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 記事 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing または whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 記事 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name または talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his 音楽 every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask あなた if あなた have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i 愛 justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate または 愛 whatever he does even if they hate it または 愛 it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name または talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his 音楽 every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask あなた if あなた have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i 愛 justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate または 愛 whatever he does even if they hate it または 愛 it
James
