(From Shovel Knight)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as あなた can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
あなた can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
あなた should never send a マウス to do a mans job
I got armor so thick あなた won't even dent me
And although I 移動する slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 年 old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your 尻, お尻 man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: あなた think あなた have swag? That's my middle name!
あなた couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like あなた who are just so fat
Getting everything あなた want. but crying like a brat
I 移動する 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
あなた 移動する slower than a カメ in a fog
Thinking あなた could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
あなた 移動する like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use あなた for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung によって bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
あなた DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as あなた can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
あなた can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
あなた should never send a マウス to do a mans job
I got armor so thick あなた won't even dent me
And although I 移動する slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 年 old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your 尻, お尻 man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: あなた think あなた have swag? That's my middle name!
あなた couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like あなた who are just so fat
Getting everything あなた want. but crying like a brat
I 移動する 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
あなた 移動する slower than a カメ in a fog
Thinking あなた could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
あなた 移動する like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use あなた for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung によって bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
あなた DECIDE!
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected によって wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited によって one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit または other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that あなた have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers または water witches. Someone who can locate water または ロスト object with a rod または wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see または sense aura, または energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected によって wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited によって one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit または other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that あなた have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers または water witches. Someone who can locate water または ロスト object with a rod または wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see または sense aura, または energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week あなた eat または want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 または 10.
Let's say あなた eat チョコレート 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number によって 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that によって 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If あなた haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming あなた were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 または 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one または two digits will be the number of times per week あなた eat または want チョコレート (the number あなた specified in the first step).
8 pieces of チョコレート a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say あなた eat チョコレート 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number によって 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that によって 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If あなた haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming あなた were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 または 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one または two digits will be the number of times per week あなた eat または want チョコレート (the number あなた specified in the first step).
8 pieces of チョコレート a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. あなた wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. あなた can tell me if あなた ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. あなた wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. あなた can tell me if あなた ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, あなた never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 次 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well あなた know that face または a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If あなた don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 次 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well あなた know that face または a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If あなた don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Derpy
