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posted by MadMeggi
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a ランダム stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks あなた want あなた want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't あなた like to know???!!!???"

10. When あなた hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
When you're happy and あなた know it bomb Iraq
If あなた cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If あなた never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If あなた think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I 愛 her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, または movie. Please コメント and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The 白鳥, スワン Princess, Anastasia,...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts または beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but スラックス off when it comes to their お気に入り テレビ show. So the student tells herself that watching the テレビ helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people レポート experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If あなた live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some フレンズ along for company, または just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect あなた to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your フレンズ get jelious when あなた hang with other people.


3.more people then あなた think hate あなた and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean 人気 person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about あなた behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put あなた with your フレンズ because あなた talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but もっと見る then 90% of them are just hanging out with あなた because your popular.


8.If your a 人気 girl and あなた have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling あなた a slut.



9.If your a 人気 boy and あなた have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if あなた had a good friend and then あなた became 人気 they might stop hanging out with あなた because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my ハート, 心 that we shouldn't have to change または selves または stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our ハート, 心 is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make あなた stronger.For example if あなた want to be a singer be a singer,If あなた want to be an Artist be an artist.If あなた want to be different and original than be original because あなた have to fulfill your dreams.If あなた stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy または complete and you'll let the hater win によって giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, または being a creep, あなた will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks あなた can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell あなた where I fucking live so we can fuck ランダム strangers.

Stranger: あなた like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: あなた ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, または copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the 一覧 would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. キッス her slowly.

Are あなた remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your フレンズ together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves あなた more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out あなた hate someone. No, not just hate. あなた FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, あなた wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then あなた be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an 記事 - How to Say "I 愛 you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I 愛 you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)




6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě"...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a 一覧 why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 食 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 尻, お尻 in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My お気に入り Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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Ok so me and my friend 愛 the mall but what makes it もっと見る fun are the following

-When your ロスト looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could あなた please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When あなた go into a store adress your friend によって a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if あなた go into one of those store that plays the 音楽 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but あなた and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about ランダム things. like terrorists または something

Have fun with フレンズ at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if あなた can try the harmomonica または the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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