ランダム Article: I am different

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posted by Hermione7

I am a different girl
I am the girl that reads and loves school
I am the girl that doesn't give a s**t about gossip
I am the girl that wears her beat up yellow convereses on dates
I am a girl that doesn't need a guy
I am a girl with high hopes
I am a girl who loves things like Harry Potter and The
Big Bang Theory and is proud of it.
I am girl who;instead of having posters of Robert Pattinson up her room has a poster of Marie Curie
I am a girl who goes to Comic-Con and loves it.
I am a girl who is a memeber of the LGBT club at my school and is Straight
I am a girl who stands up and speaks her mind
I am a girl who is herself and loves herself.

deathding, I-Luv-L and 6 others like this

Heroine999 Some of these describtions are me.

GoldnSnitch_96 You sound pretty awesome :3

Hermione7 ^Thanks

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Tom & Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel<3

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Nature

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Reverse thinspo

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Panda Porn

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Killer パンケーキ

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lol

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cute guy pied 3

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shoo da whoop sparta style

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43 things to do at a Mall

posted by hetaliaitaly

1.Ride mechanical 馬 with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipodの, ipod または something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the 食 sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the 音楽 store whether あなた can get a CD that あなた know they dont have and ask really...

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IF 4KIDS GOT ヘタリア

posted by Me_Iz_Here

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 日本 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

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Facts that will make あなた rethink things

posted by SymmaGirl2

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked によって a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on クリスマス日 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are もっと見る bacteria in the ice machines at fast 食 restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are もっと見る than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

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My 一覧 Of Horrible Shows (Idea from xoPixie-Popxo)

posted by Pokemon_melody

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended によって this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If あなた have a reason for a 表示する I put コメント and I might add it(ill give credit about it to あなた because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long 読書 right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen または any interesting...

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15 ways to annoy your parents

posted by Feathershine

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a 日付または something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up によって dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If あなた have a dog または cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When あなた spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are あなた walking?
So, Annie are あなた walking?
Are あなた walking Annie?
Annie are あなた walking?
So, Annie are あなた walking?
Are あなた walking?
Annie are あなた walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE あなた WALKING???!!!!
ARE あなた WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are あなた walking?
With your dentist
Are...

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101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate!!!

posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that あなた are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the ベッド holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say あなた know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors によって your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as あなた can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

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Can ya read this?

posted by RealBenTennyson

See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and あなた can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter によって istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?

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How to be a Retard Online

posted by MarMar_XigLux

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring あなた riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: あなた crave attention, あなた absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, あなた may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because によって being a retard online あなた can get all the attention あなた need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If あなた want to be a retard あなた must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

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who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect.
Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?

Answer:
If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次質問 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If あなた overtake the last...

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice 日 To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the 草 to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot もっと見る fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...