ランダム Article: I am different

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posted by Hermione7

I am a different girl
I am the girl that reads and loves school
I am the girl that doesn't give a s**t about gossip
I am the girl that wears her beat up yellow convereses on dates
I am a girl that doesn't need a guy
I am a girl with high hopes
I am a girl who loves things like Harry Potter and The
Big Bang Theory and is proud of it.
I am girl who;instead of having posters of Robert Pattinson up her room has a poster of Marie Curie
I am a girl who goes to Comic-Con and loves it.
I am a girl who is a memeber of the LGBT club at my school and is Straight
I am a girl who stands up and speaks her mind
I am a girl who is herself and loves herself.

deathding, I-Luv-L and 6 others like this

Heroine999 Some of these describtions are me.

GoldnSnitch_96 You sound pretty awesome :3

Hermione7 ^Thanks

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Dahvie Vanity SExxxxxxYYY!

added by RosaluvzJB

Girls i think are pretty

added by loonybug

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Girls I think are pretty

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

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Should I have a cookie?

added by r-pattz

Source: tumblr, where else?

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my ランダム picture

added by popalj

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ランダム Dani Stump 名言・格言 (She's my alter ego married to Patick Stump)

posted by 16falloutboy

Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The 音楽 genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...

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IF 4KIDS GOT ヘタリア

posted by Me_Iz_Here

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 日本 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

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Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

posted by 214

You’re now chatting with a ランダム stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

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Stranger: WOOF

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You: meow

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Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

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You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: あなた HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT あなた DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...

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survey

posted by dylin1

Time for some fun... lol twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT あなた
1. Are あなた single?
Yeah.

2. Are あなた happy about that?
no

3. Are あなた bored?
YES

4. Are あなた sad?
Nah.

5. Are あなた Italian?
No...

6. Are あなた pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are あなた cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are あなた Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. お気に入り color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....

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How to get girls to notice guys.

posted by ultimatefredde

1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something あなた aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner または later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what あなた really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, または take her to dinner, also sometimes a card または a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, あなた wont die...

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who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect.
Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?

Answer:
If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次質問 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If あなた overtake the last...

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Why Guys 愛 Girls ?

posted by JonasLuver1

Why Guys 愛 Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they キッスあなた ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though あなた both know she’s the most beautiful...

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Funny excuse letters

posted by ilovetech29

1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 木, ツリー and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger (how it really happened)

posted by Schnusch

Just 読書 some of the ターミネーター名言・格言 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!

Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.

I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. あなた might get annoyed によって it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.

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Chuck Norris jokes

posted by lloonny

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear スーパーマン pajamas. スーパーマン wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a ハート, 心 attack. His ハート, 心 isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first あなた don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on 火災, 火 with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....

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The Script to the episode Invader Zim:Nubs Of Doom

posted by invadercalliope

INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids によって their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and ガー in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. ガー simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....

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How to be ランダム

posted by KateKicksAss

This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!

Of course, if あなた are TRULY random, あなた shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever あなた may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases または monologues または pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of フレンズまたは logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if あなた got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and あなた can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...

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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When あなた turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If あなた have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
あなた cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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Bella Thorne's REAL ghost experience: from ASTROgirl magazine

posted by DxCFan123

"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and によって brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in ベッド and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...

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Mamma Mia Luigi

posted by yoshifan1976

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse 桃, ピーチ was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", 桃, ピーチ told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a キッス and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. デイジー hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...