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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the 質問 really loudly and if they try to tell あなた to be quite say "shhh this is a test あなた know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering ランダム numbers to the person 次 to あなた and then when the teacher tells あなた off say "They made me give them the 回答 または they 発言しました they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at あなた say "What are あなた lookin at!" または "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on 上, ページのトップへ of the 表, テーブル and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have あなた been spying on me and teling it everything!"
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1)"Why, do あなた find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I 愛 the 秒 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and あなた actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with もっと見る than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are あなた busy?" または "Are あなた doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation によって saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall または any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way あなた laugh as あなた wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt または Uncle. If あなた dare, hug them.
5. While passing a ランダム stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für デン Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone あなた love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard または hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as あなた open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 分 または so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring または your nails on the blackboard 次 time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. 次 コンサート あなた go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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OMFO (OH MY FLYING OSTRAGE) ITS SOOOOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY
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