1.) Start saying the 質問 really loudly and if they try to tell あなた to be quite say "shhh this is a test あなた know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering ランダム numbers to the person 次 to あなた and then when the teacher tells あなた off say "They made me give them the 回答 または they 発言しました they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at あなた say "What are あなた lookin at!" または "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on 上, ページのトップへ of the 表, テーブル and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have あなた been spying on me and teling it everything!"