ランダム Article: Omegle Comebacks

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posted by Me_Iz_Here

There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, または being a creep, あなた will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks あなた can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell あなた where I fucking live so we can fuck ランダム strangers.

Stranger: あなた like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: あなた ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, または copy everything they say.

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Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
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I can’t pretend
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