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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, または being a creep, あなた will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks あなた can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell あなた where I fucking live so we can fuck ランダム strangers.

Stranger: あなた like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: あなた ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, または copy everything they say.
added by Cyrusrocks
Source: no idea
posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do あなた speak in silence?
Why do あなた sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what あなた have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. もっと見る than machinery, we need humanity. もっと見る than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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posted by haliethefangirl
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did あなた hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from あなた cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for もっと見る

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go Google It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little ドラマー Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything あなた may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope あなた like it, I've 投稿されました it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Animetama
Here are some tips on getting a shy または quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, あなた may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, または too serious, as 発言しました before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang...
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting 画像 captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated によって the smoke または get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, あなた rant so much about how あなた have a hard time making choices. Whether あなた should work on your assignment または go out with your friends. Whether あなた should 日付 this guy または that guy. Whether あなた should break up with your boyfriend または not. Whether あなた should wear the ピンク ブラウス または the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely 愛 my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place あなた can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do あなた think あなた are messing with? Don't あなた know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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posted by Tamar20
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their コメント and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If あなた don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to あなた または start swearing または being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down または until they talk to あなた nicely. Some people can be 与えられた 秒 chances to realize that あなた aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate あなた for. But some people just won’t like あなた in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the 表示する is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If あなた look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the ピザ Hog", または perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making あなた upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way あなた are, または they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, または don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying あなた for "no reason", it's because they like you, または is jealous of you, または it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give あなた a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if あなた can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your 日 been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written によって a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever あなた do, don't just 表示する up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and あなた will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to キッス in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope あなた enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and あなた failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail あなた out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 次 to あなた saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 海岸, ショア like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made あなた smile
8:Clear as a ベル my nody 発言しました "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the タイタニック first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character または the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend あなた their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat または drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why あなた have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents によって Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, によって Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail あなた out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting 次 to あなた sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen あなた cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else あなた cried...just laugh about it with あなた in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised によって the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one 魚 heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your フレンズ

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them あなた are raising money to buy 食 for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that あなた want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines 日 gift your フレンズ a cucumber and tell them あなた grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 次 to your ear and say that he talks to あなた and says he need a new ホーム and thats why あなた buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like または 愛 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn もっと見る fans......add ランダム ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn もっと見る fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn メダル ...u have to add もっと見る pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have もっと見る メダル .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get もっと見る fans.....and frnds too.

when i have もっと見る ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 記事 will be useful have a gr8 日 everybody and type ur コメント plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.