What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 次 time あなた and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a アンケート to see which of あなた successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with あなた - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever あなた have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If あなた were really looking for an honest answer, あなた wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 次 time あなた make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused によって rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do あなた and your フレンズ keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if あなた look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' お気に入り outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If あなた must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then あなた never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know あなた can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises または promotions were gained によって arm wrestling the boss.
If あなた don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 次 time あなた and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a アンケート to see which of あなた successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with あなた - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever あなた have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If あなた were really looking for an honest answer, あなた wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 次 time あなた make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused によって rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do あなた and your フレンズ keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if あなた look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' お気に入り outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If あなた must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then あなた never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know あなた can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises または promotions were gained によって arm wrestling the boss.
If あなた don't read this, someone else wil
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
As soon as I drop the タイトル of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a ディベート whether または not this movie should be made.
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action アニメ movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms または flames. But Micheal ベイ, 湾 would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal ベイ, 湾 would make it もっと見る understandable for an international audience.
What do あなた think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action アニメ movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms または flames. But Micheal ベイ, 湾 would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal ベイ, 湾 would make it もっと見る understandable for an international audience.
What do あなた think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
Just one もっと見る time before I go
I'll let あなた know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save あなた now
The king is down
It's do または die!
Nobody can save あなた now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save あなた now
IT'S DO または DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save あなた now
The king is down
It's do または die!
Nobody can save あなた now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save あなた now
IT'S DO または DIE
Just one もっと見る time before I go
I'll let あなた know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let あなた know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save あなた now
The king is down
It's do または die!
Nobody can save あなた now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save あなた now
IT'S DO または DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save あなた now
The king is down
It's do または die!
Nobody can save あなた now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save あなた now
IT'S DO または DIE
Just one もっと見る time before I go
I'll let あなた know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Again ディズニー has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her サンダル falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her サンダル falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Sure ディズニー may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil クイーン and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming または evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not くま, クマ to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever アナと雪の女王 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not くま, クマ to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever アナと雪の女王 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
