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posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely 愛 my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place あなた can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do あなた think あなた are messing with? Don't あなた know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even もっと見る glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% または more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.

Among many others.
あなた know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan 愛 is that I wrote a whole 記事 dedicated to it.
posted by paloma97ppb
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do あなた expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The ガレージ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. チョコレート is just another snack. あなた can be President. あなた can never be pregnant. あなた can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. あなた can wear NO シャツ to a water park. Car mechanics tell あなた the truth.. The world is your urinal.. あなた don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, もっと見る pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered...
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♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest あなた all 登録する in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
posted by RandomQueenOo
 Funny Cat
Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in ベッド looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If あなた die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What あなた call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what あなた call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope あなた like them :)
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• Do 100 sit ups (optional, just to get ready)


2• Wash hair with, all shampoos and conditioners あなた have.


3• Brush tenth, for 30 mins. (Yes, you’re probably like, WHAT?!?!, but we did it, and our tenth are so much better).


4• Wash face, with, pimple cleaners, blackhead removers, moisturizer, anything & everything あなた have.


5• Tanning lotion for legs, Can be used if have, and wanted. :)


6• Shave legs, if needed.


7• Apply mascara, (girls 15+ may wear foundation if wanting)


8• Using Vaseline on lips, apply Vaseline on toothbrush, and in circular motions.


9• Make hair how wanted,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 質問 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 本 do あなた read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d あなた go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the ゴシック style!
Reporter:What do あなた like to hum または sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with もっと見る wise words.


a wise man once 発言しました (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 発言しました a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my フレンズ the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope あなた do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 発言しました befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see あなた in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls!
-if あなた 愛 アニメ and Twilight,
then あなた are going to 愛 this!

-They are making an アニメ series of the saga!

もっと見る and もっと見る the rumor of an アニメ Twilight 表示する is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight アニメ until 2013!

Sent in によって (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress
1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who コメント and says bad things about my フレンズ (no matter if they are boys または girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to 表示する his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
VIRGO
Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Virgin
Your stone: Sapphire
Life Pursuit: To do the right thing
Vibration: Compassionate and caring
Virgo's Secret Desire: To 愛 and be loved in return

Description:
Virgos are often put down badly によって many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs.

Many Virgos can be found working in...
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's 日 time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get ホーム so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it ホーム in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests あなた could try

1: Ask really stupid 質問 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so あなた can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them あなた know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask あなた for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as あなた can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic 虹 is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I 発言しました last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick 尻, お尻 with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes...
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added by VanillaSonata
Source: edited によって me
posted by craig3606
 The 狼, オオカミ Pack
The Wolf Pack
In Africa there has been a experiment on オオカミ being transitioned to living in the jungle. There has been some オオカミ that have been shot with a vaccine from when they were cubs and then released into the Wild as they became older. The vaccine was designed to make the オオカミ body temperature withstand Africa’s. Stryder, Winter and Kron was left behind with five cubs after the Hyenas attacked their pack, Bitow, Dex, Gomah, Stray and including Stryder and Winter’s own cub Rosey. Stryder was the Alpha and Winter was the Omaga. If it wasn’t for the Elephants interrupting the fight none of...
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added by SilentForce
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little ポニー ファン fiction. If あなた do not like colorful 馬 with the ability to speak, run for your life.



Song: link
 This ファン fiction was created in association with...
This ファン fiction was created in association with...

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten もっと見る popular.

Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966

Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*

Song (Start at 0:57): link

Guy: *Walks...
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added by SilentForce
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. あなた can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 11: Where Have あなた Been?

David: *Walks into the dining room from the kitchen*
Kevin: *Walks in with Liam*
David: こんにちは あなた two.
Kevin: Hi. *Sits down with Liam*
David: あなた guys were here yesterday, right?
Liam: Yes. Why?
David: I don't know why, but it feels like you...
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added by 8theGreat