These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely 愛 my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place あなた can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do あなた think あなた are messing with? Don't あなた know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even もっと見る glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% または more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.
Among many others.
あなた know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan 愛 is that I wrote a whole 記事 dedicated to it.
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place あなた can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do あなた think あなた are messing with? Don't あなた know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even もっと見る glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% または more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.
Among many others.
あなた know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan 愛 is that I wrote a whole 記事 dedicated to it.
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest あなた all 登録する in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest あなた all 登録する in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If あなた die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What あなた call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what あなた call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope あなた like them :)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 質問 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 本 do あなた read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d あなた go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the ゴシック style!
Reporter:What do あなた like to hum または sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 質問 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 本 do あなた read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d あなた go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the ゴシック style!
Reporter:What do あなた like to hum または sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with もっと見る wise words.
a wise man once 発言しました (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 発言しました a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my フレンズ the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope あなた do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 発言しました befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see あなた in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once 発言しました (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 発言しました a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my フレンズ the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope あなた do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 発言しました befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see あなた in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if あなた 愛 アニメ and Twilight,
then あなた are going to 愛 this!
-They are making an アニメ series of the saga!
もっと見る and もっと見る the rumor of an アニメ Twilight 表示する is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight アニメ until 2013!
Sent in によって (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests あなた could try
1: Ask really stupid 質問 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so あなた can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them あなた know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask あなた for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as あなた can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid 質問 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so あなた can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them あなた know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask あなた for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as あなた can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's