These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely 愛 my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place あなた can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do あなた think あなた are messing with? Don't あなた know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even もっと見る glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% または more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.
Among many others.
あなた know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan 愛 is that I wrote a whole 記事 dedicated to it.
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place あなた can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do あなた think あなた are messing with? Don't あなた know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even もっと見る glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% または more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.
Among many others.
あなた know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan 愛 is that I wrote a whole 記事 dedicated to it.
if someone is making あなた upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way あなた are, または they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, または don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying あなた for "no reason", it's because they like you, または is jealous of you, または it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your フレンズ
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them あなた are raising money to buy 食 for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that あなた want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines 日 gift your フレンズ a cucumber and tell them あなた grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 次 to your ear and say that he talks to あなた and says he need a new ホーム and thats why あなた buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your フレンズ
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them あなた are raising money to buy 食 for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that あなた want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines 日 gift your フレンズ a cucumber and tell them あなた grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 次 to your ear and say that he talks to あなた and says he need a new ホーム and thats why あなた buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like または 愛 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn もっと見る fans......add ランダム ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn もっと見る fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn メダル ...u have to add もっと見る pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have もっと見る メダル .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get もっと見る fans.....and frnds too.
when i have もっと見る ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 記事 will be useful have a gr8 日 everybody and type ur コメント plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like または 愛 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn もっと見る fans......add ランダム ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn もっと見る fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn メダル ...u have to add もっと見る pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have もっと見る メダル .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get もっと見る fans.....and frnds too.
when i have もっと見る ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 記事 will be useful have a gr8 日 everybody and type ur コメント plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a ピザ and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best ピザ ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at ランダム times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that あなた are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this 一覧 ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs あなた know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that あなた are a muggle born even if あなた did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope あなた liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at ランダム times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that あなた are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this 一覧 ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs あなた know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that あなた are a muggle born even if あなた did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope あなた liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a 質問 on this spot that asked "If あなた saw Justin Bieber standing on the 上, ページのトップへ of a building getting ready to jump, would あなた cry または scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 上, ページのトップへ of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do あなた people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone あなた know または care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a 質問 on this spot that asked "If あなた saw Justin Bieber standing on the 上, ページのトップへ of a building getting ready to jump, would あなた cry または scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 上, ページのトップへ of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do あなた people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone あなた know または care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did あなた here about the blonde who shot an ARROW/アロー into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do あなた do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 通り, ストリート when the sign 発言しました "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when あなた ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do あなた do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 通り, ストリート when the sign 発言しました "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when あなた ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.