Canada24's club.. Article: 上, ページのトップへ ten Johnny Klebitz 名言・格言

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posted by Canada24

R.I.P

#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't あなた gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told あなた when あなた were in there, または were あなた so busy playing holier-than-thou あなた started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?

#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) あなた GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty fuck-up. See あなた around.

#4:
Ray: Who do あなた think you're bullshitting?
Johnny: A ブル shitter. [laughing with Jim]

#5:
Lawyer: あなた better have a good lawyer, pal.
Johnny: Yeah? Well, in my books, the only good lawyer is a dead one.
Lawyer: Uhh... okay?
Johnny: Put the brakes on your case against Dave Grossman または you'll be one good fucking lawyer, dude.

#6:
Johnny: (shooting) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

#7:
Johnny: Good. Hey, let me ask あなた something... Do あなた really enjoy life?
Leavis: I don't really know what あなた mean, sir.
Johnny: I mean, does serving all these rich morons, あなた know... smell of money and all that stuff, あなた know, does that make あなた happy?
Leavis: Yes, sir, something like that. And tell me, sir, are あなた happy? I mean, has giving the man the, err, finger, really satisfied some inner urge within you, sir?
Johnny: Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform.

#8:
Johnny: Nothing like selling some dope to let あなた know your alive!

#9:
Johnny: (yelling at Trevor) We all get high! WE ALL GET HIGH!.. But that don't make it right!

#10:
Johnny; (shooting) I DON'T CARE IF I DIE!!

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上, ページのトップへ ten Major quotes.. (cause he's so awesome).

posted by Canada24

#1:
The Major: My friends, it has often been 発言しました that I like war. My friends, I like war. No, friends, I 愛 war!

#2:
The Major: Here it comes, I can feel it. A mighty river, a river of death. *laughs* The dead, ha, shall dance... AND ALL OF HELL SHALL SING!!

#3:
Major: Our purpose, is the total absence of purpose.. あなた should be aware, Fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak, of course, of myself.
Maxwell: (to Major) Your insane..
Major: Did I just hear someone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Then...

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上, ページのトップへ ten Jimmy Tatro sketches

posted by Canada24

#1: ON SET WITH HOMIES:
Jimmy is a minor character on Grown Ups 2, and he made a pretend tour video of what it's like being on set.
But everyone hates him.
Example:
Girl: So who the hell is Jimmy?
Guy: I KNOW RIGHT!!... GOD HE JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!!

#2: 22 JUMP 通り, ストリート TRAILER:
Due to his big role in this movie. He's been asked to make trailer of it. And they give him ten million dollars to do so.
Sadly.
What Tatro gives them is complete crap.
Jonah 丘, ヒル and Channing Tatrum both die, and Rooster must save the world from a alien invasion that is NOTHING to do with the plot of the film..

#3: THAT...

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Character Profile, GANGER

posted by Canada24

Ganger is one of the main villains of THE STORY OF DITTO and DITTO RETURNS..

His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)

Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns 虹 Dash into a changeling, and calls her a 雌犬 before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)

From here, Ganger becomes...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 63

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *Driving a freight...

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上, ページのトップへ ten characters who die, even though I voted for them to LIVE

posted by Canada24

#10: STEVEN STONE (Scream 3):
He was probably dick actually.
But still dosen't make any less easy to see Patrick Walburton be murdered, によって a rather pathetic killer..
At least he didn't go down 'easy', he nearly succeed in strangling Ghostface to death, despite having been stabbed in the back with sharp knife. But of coarse. Ghostface manages to defeat him.. Other wise the movie would be over "literary" before it even started..

#9: TYE (see no evil):
There's little I remember about this movie.
But as I remember I was starting to really like the black character Tye.
But then he has to go and take...

Ice Nine Kills - Assault & Batteries

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上, ページのトップへ 6 most EVIL protagonists:

posted by Canada24

#1: REN HOEX:
I think I use to like this guy.
I certainly 愛 the voice every time I watch YouTube clips of this show. He's actually HILARIOUS..
But, as expected, ADULT PARTY took his well known insanity WAY too far. Making him a TORTURE PORN.
Quite lterary.
I mean torturing other living creatures is PORN to him. He fucking masturbates towards the misery and suffering of others in the adult party verison. That kinda speaks for itself, doesn't it?
But as I remember, even in the original. Ren wasn't excatly a "pleasant person".
We all loved him.
But still.. His villainish acts contain the following......

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part two

posted by Canada24

FIVE YEARS EARLIER:

It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.

Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...

"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"

But nothing else was written against the grave, no コメント like あなた would see on many gravestones. It just 発言しました her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.

"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...

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上, ページのトップへ ten Pegan Min 名言・格言

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did あなた say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) あなた had one fucking job and あなた couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...

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上, ページのトップへ 20 Freddy Krueger 名言・格言

posted by Canada24

#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall によって my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured...

Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes あなた is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the...

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CHRIS STUCKMANN QUOTES:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your お気に入り scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: あなた EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, あなた LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little 雌犬 made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can...

Con Mane: Goldhoof

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up もっと見る stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw あなた enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are あなた doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls...

Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Nazis Strike Back Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side によって side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now あなた understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got スプリット, 分割 into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.

The song...

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik says "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but instantly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"

In case あなた are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 通り, ストリート to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a ポニー get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the ポニー was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 57

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 57

Vacation Story

Date: September 1, 1956
Location: Sherman Hill. Cheyenne, Wyoming

Stylo was driving a freight...

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ROCK ISLAND HORRORS: Part 1

posted by Canada24

Here's my FarCry3 crossover, well it's actually a retelling of the plot but using my GTA characters. As are all the "crossovers". Just some minor dialogue changes and other such stuff.. Eitherway, this one had always been one of my favourite stories. Cause it's quite dark, and the villains were fun to write.. The constant action helps two..

Seras isn't in this one, this was long before she started coming along.. But it does 星, つ星 Carly.. So if あなた are interested in her, as she does get mentioned a lot, and has a characrer role in DEMONS.. This will help to understand a little more... Maybe..

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