Canada24's club.. Article: 上, ページのトップへ ten Johnny Klebitz 名言・格言

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posted by Canada24

R.I.P

#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't あなた gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told あなた when あなた were in there, または were あなた so busy playing holier-than-thou あなた started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?

#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) あなた GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty fuck-up. See あなた around.

#4:
Ray: Who do あなた think you're bullshitting?
Johnny: A ブル shitter. [laughing with Jim]

#5:
Lawyer: あなた better have a good lawyer, pal.
Johnny: Yeah? Well, in my books, the only good lawyer is a dead one.
Lawyer: Uhh... okay?
Johnny: Put the brakes on your case against Dave Grossman または you'll be one good fucking lawyer, dude.

#6:
Johnny: (shooting) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

#7:
Johnny: Good. Hey, let me ask あなた something... Do あなた really enjoy life?
Leavis: I don't really know what あなた mean, sir.
Johnny: I mean, does serving all these rich morons, あなた know... smell of money and all that stuff, あなた know, does that make あなた happy?
Leavis: Yes, sir, something like that. And tell me, sir, are あなた happy? I mean, has giving the man the, err, finger, really satisfied some inner urge within you, sir?
Johnny: Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform.

#8:
Johnny: Nothing like selling some dope to let あなた know your alive!

#9:
Johnny: (yelling at Trevor) We all get high! WE ALL GET HIGH!.. But that don't make it right!

#10:
Johnny; (shooting) I DON'T CARE IF I DIE!!

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Sad Red Dead Redemption moments PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when あなた think about it.. Mexico was overruled によって the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. あなた finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory...

20 CINEMA SNOB 名言・格言

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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist あなた have to believe every quote Hawking ever 発言しました ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was 発言しました that...

上, ページのトップへ 5 worst characters in GTA 5:

posted by Canada24

#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed によって agreeing to a secret meeting with 発言しました person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually...

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Canada24 reviews CHILDS PLAY

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So I watched 2 映画 for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people 愛 my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any もっと見る Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. によって nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...

Canada24’s 上, ページのトップへ TEN CREEPYPASTAS

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Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated によって THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined によって over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...

上, ページのトップへ TEN MOST DISTURBING BREAKING BAD MOMENTS

posted by Canada24

Walking Dead is past it's prime によって this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, ヒイラギ, ホリー SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my お気に入り moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco...

上, ページのトップへ ten most likeable video game protagonists

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#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, または the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make あなた hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..

#2:...

上, ページのトップへ six villains we both hate AND 愛

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#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive あなた to extremes. But あなた know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your お気に入り author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.

#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved によってファン for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin によって utterly devastating Batman, and one...

上, ページのトップへ 4 video game protagonists that BARELY COUNT as ヒーローズ

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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:

Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all 愛 Trevor, but we 愛 him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never 表示する hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...

LORD OF THE RINGS: The evil ring

posted by Canada24

I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is ロスト for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered によって Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...

Nightmare on Elm 通り, ストリート (2010) trivia (2)

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1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main 情報源 of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy グローブ while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his ウォッチメン screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...

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CANADA24 reviews I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

posted by Canada24

According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.

You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. または the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 分 of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 分 watching some poor woman getting assaulted によって hillbillies simply cause she has tits...

I found a GOOD creepy pasta: simply titled 1978

posted by Canada24

In my opinion, it's もっと見る depressing than scary

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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom ホーム in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 年 old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...

THE GALLOWS: Pfeifer is a 雌犬

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I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total 雌犬 when あなた think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge 尻, お尻 crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...

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NEW reviews of HELLING ULTIMATE: Episode 1

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I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this 表示する the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

Chedder Priest

That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

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Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's 秒 life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them によって confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled によって the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

上, ページのトップへ TEN WORST THINGS THE JOKER HAS DONE:

posted by Canada24

This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..

#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..

#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...

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Walking Dead review.. (major spoilers, don't read unless seen the new episode)

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The タイトル発言しました it?
So if あなた haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the 質問あなた been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?

I 発言しました before, how excited I was too see...

上, ページのトップへ TEN SCARIEST CREEPYPASTAS OF MY OPINION

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#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins 芝居 weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes もっと見る and もっと見る paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than あなた think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..

#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...

お気に入り video game weapons.. (feating Windwakerguy430, and fanfiction's Hardrocker21 and RedRose85)

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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - ウジ (or Micro SMG if あなた prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun または machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene あなた always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...