Canada24's club.. Article: 上, ページのトップへ ten Johnny Klebitz 名言・格言

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posted by Canada24

R.I.P

#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't あなた gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told あなた when あなた were in there, または were あなた so busy playing holier-than-thou あなた started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?

#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) あなた GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty fuck-up. See あなた around.

#4:
Ray: Who do あなた think you're bullshitting?
Johnny: A ブル shitter. [laughing with Jim]

#5:
Lawyer: あなた better have a good lawyer, pal.
Johnny: Yeah? Well, in my books, the only good lawyer is a dead one.
Lawyer: Uhh... okay?
Johnny: Put the brakes on your case against Dave Grossman または you'll be one good fucking lawyer, dude.

#6:
Johnny: (shooting) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

#7:
Johnny: Good. Hey, let me ask あなた something... Do あなた really enjoy life?
Leavis: I don't really know what あなた mean, sir.
Johnny: I mean, does serving all these rich morons, あなた know... smell of money and all that stuff, あなた know, does that make あなた happy?
Leavis: Yes, sir, something like that. And tell me, sir, are あなた happy? I mean, has giving the man the, err, finger, really satisfied some inner urge within you, sir?
Johnny: Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform.

#8:
Johnny: Nothing like selling some dope to let あなた know your alive!

#9:
Johnny: (yelling at Trevor) We all get high! WE ALL GET HIGH!.. But that don't make it right!

#10:
Johnny; (shooting) I DON'T CARE IF I DIE!!

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Crazy Times 2: PART 8

posted by Canada24

"Alright Mrs Lucia.. あなた got the stuff?" asked one of the 4 men.

"Yes I do Tom.. But don't try any funny business" Dash 発言しました sternly.

"Oh please.. Like I'm suppose to be scared of a girl, who dosen't even have big breasts" Tom replied.

"Yeah well, nobody told あなた to look at them" Packie said, eyeing Tom.

"Nobody fuckin asked for YOUR opinion!" Tom rudely 発言しました to Packie.

"Hey fuck you!" Packie cried out, and Dash had to hold him back.

"Look Tom.. Just give us the money.. And everyone will be happy" Dash said, calmly.

"What if we DON'T" Tom replied.

"Then we kill あなた and take the money anyway" Packie...

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Crazy Times 2 Part 7

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER

"So where we going?" Niko asked.

"I got this meeting over on Joliet Street. There's a ライフル up on the roof of the place 次 door. あなた need to go up there and make sure nothing goes wrong" Packie said, as he and Niko were meeting for the first time.

"I suppose I can handle that" Niko insisted.

"Great.. Though this isn't MY deal.. It's someone else's.. who owes Elizabeta a little bit of money... I'm suppose watching over the person, same way your watching 'me'.. Your my guardian angel, boy" Packie said.

"If あなた and this stranger don't trust these guys you're doing the deal with,...

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Dash Lucia: プロフィール page..

posted by Canada24

CURRENT AGE: 29.. (25 during GTA 4).

PREFERED WEAPON: (shotguns, pistols).

BACKGROUND:
It's unknown what officially caused the death of her family, but she mentions her unnamed sister died of cancel.
And Packie and Maureen are the only family she has left, even though they obviously aren't related.
It's never FULLY mentioned, how she found Packie in the first place..

APPEARENCE:
Usually described as an very attractive girl.
But also a bit of a short one.
Along with long brunette hair, rosy eyes (kinda similar to 虹 Dash from my little pony).

PERSONALITY
Dash isn't your typical GIRLY girl.
She's...

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上, ページのトップへ 5 biggest trolls in my stories

posted by Canada24

#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms 通り, ストリート spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced によって his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting bored によって how long he's taking to kill him.,
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using 名言・格言 from other 映画 (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..

#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead...

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上, ページのトップへ 10 bands that mean thevmost to my life.

posted by Canada24

#1: METALLICA:
I literary grew up lessoning to these guys, I never saw them live, but probably will never need to.

#2: THREE DAYS GRACE:
Again.
I grew up with these guys.
And even have an autographed picture of them.
And, on もっと見る then one occasion, I use them in school projects.

#3: NICELBACK:
All the same as 発言しました for Three days grace.
Accept the autographed picture part.

#4: EMINEM:
Ever sense 8 mile he became all I ever lesson too.

#5: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
It's kinda hard to explain, but my foundness of them goes from WAY back. Not even sure how long, but I know it was at least 4 または 5 years.

#6: DISTURBED:...

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Loveable Douchebags, part 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: Dragonowitiz:
For those who don't know. This is my name for Pony.Mov Spike. Based on the characters last name.. Anyway. There are lots of reasons he's on here.. Can't name any at the moment though..

#2: Alucard Abridged:

#3: Jan Valentine, both version:
He is every bad thing あなた can think of. But he's also hilarious. And a good villain..

#4: Abridged Anderson:

#5: SwagDash:
Total bitch, and she would take this as an compliment.. But still.. SWAG!! She says SWAG!!

#6: Shydale:
My name for Pony.mov Fluttershy. Again based on the last name.. She murders without remorse, but she still has that...

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My 上, ページのトップへ ten お気に入り名言・格言 of Dragon ball Z abridged

posted by Canada24

#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should あなた be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what 孫悟空 is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now あなた must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...

Con Mane: Casino Of Solace

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting 動物 to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain ポニー that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did あなた find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight....

My Little Pornstar Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a 木, ツリー stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. あなた look very adorable. I gotta take あなた to meet some friends.

So she walks...

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虹 Factory (Alternate Ending)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: The owner of the copyright in this ファン fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this ファン fiction including any copying, reproduction または performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this ファン fiction.

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the 虹 department...

My Little Pornstar Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two 馬 with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely によって their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 23

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful 日 in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have あなた done?
Pete: You're still going...

6 SAD DEADPOOL MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

Sense we all 愛 movies, and I was 与えられた the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique 一覧 for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..

#6: HE CAN'T DIE:

Some of his もっと見る serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic 写真 of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..

#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...

Canada24 RE-Reviews Cannibal Halocoast

posted by Canada24

Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* ピンクフラミンゴ
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various YouTube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..

So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL 動物 simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...

New reviews of HELLSING: Episodes 3 and 4

posted by Canada24

It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..

EPISODE 3:

In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, によって Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead によって Pip)

Pip

After being shown that ヴァンパイア do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.

Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's...

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4 small 質問 I have over RED DEAD REDEMPTION

posted by Canada24

#1: HOW DID LANDON RICKETS GET JOHN'S NAME:
In the mission where Landon gives あなた 3rd dead eye. John never told Landon his name.
So how did he know it during the 次 mission?

#2: DOSE ANYONE MAKE JOHN MARSTON FAMISH FOR "BAD" REASONS:
I think about it.
But it's just something about John, that makes it (mentally) impossible for me to go around killing and robbing the innocent people for no actual reason.
Instead I'm always saving strangers, and doing night watches, not even killing on night watches, just hogtying them.
I wonder what would happen if あなた make him famish for the "wrong" reasons. But...

上, ページのトップへ ten most EVIL villains: (video games):

posted by Canada24

#1: HOYT VOLKER:
Why do I 愛 this guy so much!?
He is a evil dictator, who murders and tortures innocent tourists. And cares only about two things.
* Himself
* Money
Even Vaas is afraid of him. A man who makes Trevor look "sane"..

#2: VLADIMIR MAKAROV:
Makarov started WW3, simply because he COULD..

#3: EDDIE LOW:
ddie Low is a ランダム character who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a pedophilic, necrophiliac serial killer operating in Liberty City. The player encounters him on two occasions as Niko Bellic, who assists him (unaware of what type of person Eddie is).
But Eddie later makers the mistake...

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上, ページのトップへ TEN Jimmy Tatro where I actually DO know people like that..

posted by Canada24

#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his 子犬 being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" または "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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Windwakerguy430's 上, ページのトップへ Ten アニメ I Recommend to Canada24

posted by Windwakerguy430

After recommending a few games to my hetero lifemate, Canada24, I thought “You know… I should annoy him によって giving him some アニメ to watch”. Now, I know Canada isn’t the best when it comes to understanding Japanese culture, so I need to be as careful as I possibly can with this list. Like disarming a bomb. Only this will probably leave a lot less casualties if I fuck up. So, seeing as how this will never make the front page, I am going to put little effort into this opening and just get started.

#10: Samurai Champloo

I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one...