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posted by JustinDrew_B

Can I Get That Real
Can I Get That Official
Can I Get That Certified
Can I Get That Please
Can We Get This Fake To Delete, Delete, Delete?
Can We Get This Fake To Come Clean Clean Clean?
Ray? I Was Like Yo Ray?
Why Do These Fakes Try To Play These Girls This Way?
Okay Let's Get It Now.
あなた Messin' With Some Bad Bishes.
Ray's With His Fans.
We Don't Say Hi, We Say
.
Mofoing Right, Yeah.
( )
if this bish try to go hard im gona break her she hatin cuz i got all these boys that would never want to 日付 her . and u can try to get serious while we remain the dictator us + fakes + - many haters
Excuse Me, I'm Sorry. I'm Really Such A Lady.
I Rep Team Mindless, あなた Know MB, Baby
And We Be Reppin That, Til' The 日 That We Die.
While あなた Sit There Bein Fake, Tryna Act All Sly.
Yellin, Why あなた Gotta Be Soo Fake? Can あなた Hear Me?
Please 削除 This Page! I Know あなた Hear Me.
Rest In Peace, To This Fake Ash Page.
Yes, My Dear. This Is So Explosive.
_____________________________

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ways to call somone stupid

posted by karpach_13

Ways to call someone stupid
If people think your disses are lame, your jokes are old, and your comebacks are just humiliating あなた more, you've come to the right place! This is funnystufflol's section of different ways to call someone stupid!

1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching

2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

4. A few beers short of six-pack

5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse

6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

8. One フルーツ Loop shy of a full bowl

9. One タコス short of...

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Spots I've made

posted by TDIlover226

Here is a short 一覧 of クラブ that I've made:

Noodle: link
Duncan and Courtney: link
Total Drama World Tour: link
Owen and Lindsay: link
Fanboy and Chum Chum: link
Geico's Kash:
link
Petpet Park:link
Himeko Shirogane:
link
TDA's Blainley:
link
TDI's Cody:
link
The Descent:
link
Stewie and Brian Griffin:
link
TDI's Chef Hatchet:
link

I've probably made more, but they've since been forgotten.

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Song- One 日

posted by viju

That is the best song i have written with proper english! well my english is tooo bad and this song takes 5 days to write! lol! ;)

HERE IT GOES------>

I'm sitting there 読書 silent, softly,
People walk によって and they roll their eyes,
They don't even know who I am,
And who I could be.
Oooooh
I am もっと見る than what they think I am,
Someday I know I'll prove them wrong.
They walk around just like they're so strong,
When they know they're not.

(Chorus)
Well I guess,
Some guys, they just don't have their brains.
Some gals, they just see me as plain.
Some folks, they just don't have ability,
To see...

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10 ways to annoy/freak out strangers.

posted by 1-2vampire

it was on the net, don't blame me if it's crap.

1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.

2. When あなた see a group of people, follow them around and act as if あなた belong with them, when they laugh, あなた laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT あなた MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.

3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have あなた got anything...

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One of the Boys

posted by nmdis

"One Of The Boys"

I saw a spider, I didn't scream
'Cause I can belch the alphabet
Just double dog dare me
And I chose ギター over ballet
And I take these suckers down
'Cause they just get in my way

The way あなた look at me is kinda like a little sister
Your high five, your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters

[Chorus:]
So I don't wanna be one of the boys
One of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to あなた tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys

So over the summer something changed
I started 読書 "Seventeen" and shaving my legs
And I studied...

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when i think about her

posted by disneyboy122

When i think about her, my face turns red. My body freezes and its as if time stands still.when I think about her, I feel no pain come to me. When I think about her, i wish she could be. When I think about her, it makes me feel confident. When i think about her, I feel like i could fly. Fly far away with her. I go to sleep and still think about her. When i wake up in the morning i'll think about her. I feel free when I think about her.She gives me purpose, and thinking about her would always make my 日 better. I 愛 her, and no matter what, I won't give up.

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40 ways to make the ピザ delivery man nervous

posted by emmett

1. While あなた are あなた are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another ピザ delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his 質問 with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

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How to be a Drama クイーン (or King) of sorts

posted by DramaQueen1020

I'm a drama queen

There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming ランダム stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever あなた want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, または a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything あなた say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger またはあなた can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if あなた think you'll...

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31 Ways to Make a Girl Smile

posted by milorox18

1.Tell her she is beautiful

2.Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.

3.Hug her from behind

4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5.Wrestle with her (but playfully!)

6.Don’t go hang out with あなた ex when she is not with you, あなた might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7.If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and キッス her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8.Write her notes または call her just to say “hi”

9.Introduce her to your フレンズ … as your girlfriend.

10.Play with her hair.

11.Pick her up (she loves it)

12.Get...

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上, ページのトップへ 5 Worst ディズニー Heroines

posted by hatelarxene

No. No I don't, Ross.

1. Ally Dawson
I hate Ally! For starters Laura Marano who plays Ally is a hopeless wannabe actress. Her character is ugly, boring, and has absolutely NO social life which makes her dead dull. She makes me want to barf and then fall asleep. Plus she is very thick letting Austin deceive her and then become his BFF and 音楽 partner! She can't defend herself and is super socially awkward. Why would she keep 書く for Austin, even though he used her. Not to mention, she wears the exact same friggin' clothes in every episode, and they're all ugly just like her (on the both the inside AND the outside)....

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I know your Birthday

posted by edwardcarlisle

Step1: Add 18 to your birth month.

Step2: Multiply によって 25.

Step3: Subtract 333.

Step4: Multiply によって 8.

step5: Subtract 554.

step6: Divide によって 2.

step7: Add your birth date.

step8: Multiply によって 5.

step9: Add 692.

step10: Multiply によって 20.

step11: Add only the last two digits of your birth year.

step12: Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!

The number that あなた get will be a 6-digit number. Example: If あなた get the number 120586, then あなた were born December 5, 1986.

Full credits to: did-you-kno

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tons of ways to anoy ur teacher

posted by jblovesme4ever

random pic

1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did あなた raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if あなた must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch あなた "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 もっと見る times:D

5. Yell "OMG...

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The 恋愛中 of the ハート, 心

posted by McDreamyluva

The 恋愛中 of the Heart
In order to form a もっと見る perfect キッス enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. キッス on the hand- I adore you
2. キッス on the cheek- I just want to be フレンズ
3. キッス on the neck- I want あなた
4. キッス on the lips- I 愛 you
5. キッス on the ears- I am just playing
6. キッス anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- キッス me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I 愛あなた too much to let あなた go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...

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Make a sentence about yourself :DDD

posted by FlufflyHands

Pick what 月あなた were born on...
Jan- I shot...
Feb- I stabbed...
Mar: I disco danced with...
Apr: I sniffed...
May: I ran with...
Jun: I licked...
Jul: I ate...
Aug: I sat 次 to...
Sep: I farted 次 to...
Oct: I have a screenshot of...
Nov: I grabbed...
Dec: I spit on...

Pick what 日あなた were born on...
01: my girlfriend
02: my boyfriend
03: a nurse
04: Napoleon Dynamite
05: my crush
06: the gummy bears
07: an IPhone
08: a llama
09: a sandwich
10: a hobo
11: a gay guy
12: ET
13: Peter Pan
13: A T-Rex
14: a kitten
15: a puppy
16: a monkey
17: a cow
18: a Mexican
19: a sumo wrestler
20: a red-head
21: a polar bear
22: The...

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Zodiac:Aquarius

posted by KitkatKaysa

Aquarius.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Uranus
Symbol: The Water Bearer
Your stone: Amethyst
Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries
Vibration: High frequency
Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Description:
Special note for Aquarians: With the new Millennium heralding the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius, at this time, ready または not, your sign is regarded as the zodiac's leader. あなた are the trendsetter for the future and because of this high responsibility, many under born your sign will be undergoing at this time, as we approach the Millennium, the pressure of personal...

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Legion of the Black chapter one

posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH

Eve's drawing

A woman runs from a soldier from the army F.E.A.R. She clutches a ネックレス as she runs through the desert. She’s out of breath but keeps going, knowing that if she stops she’ll die. She looks back often as thoughts run through her troubled mind.
‘When will we kill them? または will they win? Will the rebels または F.E.A.R. prevail?’
Her heartbeat quickened and it grew harder to breath every second. But she pushed on. The soldier of F.E.A.R. was closing in on her. She cried out as she saw F.E.A.R. just behind her.
As the soldier approached her she spun around and held the ネックレス in front of...

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How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

posted by d3ath_3at3r

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks あなた To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your 机, デスク And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks
Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation...

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weird,crazy and freaky true facts

posted by lalaland101

every 時 of every day, gamblers lose $696,000 in Las Vegas casinos

south africa fad: some boys in cape town have their upper teeth extracted to look cool

at last count, the U.S. had 612,020 fast 食 cooks and only 393,730 farm workers

sean connery and lionel richie both keep their oscars in the bathroom

a heated 早口言葉, ジョーブレイカー, ハード・キャンディ can explode when bitten into

studies 表示する that covering a wart with duct tape is もっと見る effective than having a doctor remove it

your もっと見る likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket then あなた winning the lottery

a glass bottle can take as long as 4,000 years to decompose

in...

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Idk wat the タイトル is

posted by misscrazel

Prologue
When I was young I heard that once, long ago, it was bright, the sun shined, children went outside to play. Now it's dark and foggy. No one goes outside. It seems it will never go back to the way it was. But people say it will. And maybe, thousands of years later it will. But right now, it's terrible, and I have the feeling it will get worse. Though I don't know quite how that is possible it's awful enough right now with all the smoke and fog. Not to mention the wars. Everyone is at peace now but soon I know they'll start again.

Chapter one

Smoke filled the...