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20 ランダム things to do at the grocery store

posted by Feathershine

1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) あなたストール, 盗んだ that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can あなた tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a ランダム shopping カート and push it into a wall, または shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure あなた have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...

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most 人気 hotlines

posted by reb1009

The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245

Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050

Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187

The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488

The "Human Resources" Hotline: 786-837-9893

マリファナ Legalization Line: 781-452-0647

How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128

(i need to have a longer artical so... lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Rebecca Roll: 781-452-2079

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Things to do at the movies...

posted by iluvsmj

1. When あなた are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five 秒 after it's 発言しました on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do あなた come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw ポップコーン in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed....

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16 Things to do with Bloody Bunny

posted by Aquarius18

To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If あなた get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the 上, ページのトップへ of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.

HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:

1. Leave it on...

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Things for teens to do during summer

posted by ginny_potter_97

1.    Sell your old stuff at a ガレージ sale. You'll clean out your room and make a little cash at the same time.
2.    See one of those big blockbuster summer movies. Bonus points if it's in 3-D.
3.    Make a bird feeder and wait for someone to stop によって and check it out. (It'll probably be a bird.)
4.    Fill up some of your community service hours.
5.    Lay out によって the public pool (with plenty of sunscreen on, of course).
6.    Set up your sprinkler in the backyard (or the front...

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Many of My Mottos and 名言・格言

posted by spongefan612

Patrick Laughing

I have many mottos/quotes that I would like to post.

"On the outside we like pie, but on the inside we 愛 pie." ~ME

"I like pie." ~ME

"Screaming will get あなた nowhere." ~ilovecornholio. originally Patrick Star

"I am the great Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!" ~the real cornholio, Beavis's alter ego

(from an 象 balloon)"HAHAHAHAHA!!!It's a giraffe!!!" ~Patrick Star

"Does this look dangerous?" ~ Patrick Star

"Who are あなた callin' a pinhead?" ~ Patrick Star

"Where's the leak ma'am?" ~ Patrick Star

"We're not talking about some dumb mail front schemer hijacking here! We ストール, 盗んだ a balloon!" ~Patrick...

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26 Things あなた SHOULDN'T say to your crush

posted by ilovepenguins

1. "I enjoy staring at you!"

2. "I 愛 the socks あなた wore last Monday."

3. "Hey, do あなた like the earings I bought just to impress you?"

4. "Did あなた see how cute Justin looks today?"

5. "I prank called あなた the other night. Did あなた know it was me?"

6. "My mom loves your haircut."

7. "Dont あなた hate it when あなた get atomic wedgies?"

8. "I'm your biggest fan."

9. "How come あなた didn't ask me to the dance?"

10. "Do あなた Yahoo?"

11. "I ロスト my watch. Can I have yours?"

12. "My dad wants to meet you."

13. "Did あなた know thats not Michelle's real nose?"

14. "I got us tickets to see the opera."

15. "Does...

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99 Ways to Annoy People

posted by PartyOrange

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal によって conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what あなた think."

7. Claim that あなた must always wear a bicycle ヘルメット as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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How to Forget the Past

posted by ilovetowrite

1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. あなた can never changed the past but あなた must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to もっと見る be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so 移動する on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as あなた want until あなた feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After あなた cry, あなた go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till あなた feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...

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moving on

posted by hetaliaitaly

He came to school with a gun

All the kids would shout and run

Screaming crying blood and tears

Would be all he could hear in his ears

Blasts of bullets filled the sky

As one after the other they all fell dead

The one holding the weapon began to scream

Floods of tears ran down his face

As the end of the 火災, 火 arm closed the space

Pointing its tip to his head

As cover the eyes from the dead

In one bang he was dead

Many kids looked around

Dead teenagers all around

Not many people had cared for him

They were happy to make fun of him

they were happy to throw things at him

in the end of this mess

the mess that brought life and death

as the sky began to rain

i ask

wasn't he the one in pain?!

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Leaving {CHAPTER ONE}

posted by Yama

I stepped out for the very first time, after this there was no going back. I told them I wanted to do this. Now I was regretting it... Big time. I was doing this for me and them it was for my own good. They will probably miss me as much as I'll miss them. Why did I agree to 移動する away? Far away. Austrailia is so far away from Liverpool. I will miss my フレンズ other than Emily who is coming with me. I wonder if she is feeling the same way as me. Life was so complicated for me.
I looked back to see my father and my mother putting on メリダとおそろしの森 faces. I wonder how they felt seeing me go away for two...

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How to tell a guy あなた like him

posted by Thecharliejay

Make Him Addicted To YouSay These “Secret” Words To Make Him Fall Madly In 愛 With You
HaveTheRelationshipYouWant.com/Love
Ask around, または if you're shy, ask a good friend to help (find out if he likes you, または is dropping hints).If あなた catch him staring at you, look at him in the eyes and try to hold contact for a few seconds. If he keeps contact, あなた know he likes あなた back. If he turns away, it could mean he likes あなた and is shy. (Alternatively, it could mean your シャツ tag is hanging out - beware, as there are multiple reasons people stare at each other.)If a guy likes you, he tends to...

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Things to do at a sleep over:

posted by shelb18

1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee によって soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your フレンズ face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say あなた have a ghost clock until あなた get tired または pass out.
10. make ランダムコメント to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of ランダム fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say あなた want breakfast.
19. eat チョコレート cake until あなた go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!

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Horoscope Test

posted by coolkatstar

If あなた are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good.

Write your 回答 on a piece of paper. No cheating

The 回答 are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your お気に入り color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your 月 of birth?

5. Which color do あなた like more, black または white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your お気に入り number?

8. Do あなた like Sydney または Brisbane more?

9. Do あなた like a lake または the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat)...

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70 Cool and Cute Names For Pets

posted by elsafan1010

**MALE**
1) Roxy
2) Max
3) Prince
4) Fireball
5) Coco
6) Peanut
7) Marron
8) Chestnut
9) Pie
10) Raven
11) Firefly
12) Roxy
13) Charlie
14) Zeus
15) Horus
16) Charming
17) Ako / My R.İ.P イヌ name ( its a city in japan)
18) Simba
19) Sam
20) Bruno (: We talked about bruno :)
21) Oat Meal
22) Choco
23) Chocolate
24) King
25) Pumpkin
26) Muffin
27) Goldie
28) Jackson
29) Brownie
30) Biscuit
31) Olive
32) Lord
33) Alex
34) T-rex
35) Captain

**FEMALE**
1) Luna
2) Cookie
3) Poppy
4) Lady
5) Angel
6) Princess
7) Peppermint
8) Sunny
9) Bella
10) Shakira
11) Sugar
12) Coal
13) Lulu
14) Emerald...

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Use of the F Word

posted by Tamar20

The Fucking Disclaimer
If あなた are offended によって the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.
Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where あなた are in the world, everyone knows exactly what あなた mean when あなた say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why あなた will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane)...

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How to be a Retard Online

posted by MarMar_XigLux

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring あなた riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: あなた crave attention, あなた absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, あなた may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because によって being a retard online あなた can get all the attention あなた need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If あなた want to be a retard あなた must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

2015 YearEnd Awards : 音楽 Winners

posted by MusicMorris145

Best Male 音楽 Star

Austin Mahone - Winner
Drake
Ed Sheeran
Eminem
Pharrell Williams
Luke Bryan
Sam Smith
Shawn Mendes
Skrillex
Wiz Khalifa

Best Group 音楽 Star

5 秒 of Summer - Winner
Fall Out Boy
Fifth Harmony
Foo Fighters
Imagine Dragons
One Direction
Florida Georgia Line
Muse
Artic Monkeys
Super Junior

Best Female 音楽 Star

Ariana Grande - Winner
Beyonce
Demi Lovato
Christina Aguilera
Katy Perry
Jessie J
Iggy Azalea
Nicki Minaj
Selena Gomez
Taylor Swift

Best Song
Bad Blood - Taylor 迅速, スウィフト Featuring Kendrick Lamar
Confident - Demi Lovato
Dirty Work - Austin Mahone - Winner
Downtown - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
How...

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On Self-Harm

posted by LaDispute

I was staring at myself in the mirror, eyeing the scars and wondering how I would make them go away in time for the spring break trip I'm taking with my family to Florida.

Now, I don't cut myself often, but when I do the cuts are deep and they leave wide, bright ピンク gashes behind. That kind of stuff is hard to hide.

The reason for the cutting? I use it as what a shrink might call a "coping mechanism." Sometimes things build up inside of me, little things and big things. As time lengthens between cutting sessions it's like I can feel the pressure inside of me pressing outwards on my skin, taking...

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ランダム i made up

posted by JustinDrew_B

Can I Get That Real
Can I Get That Official
Can I Get That Certified
Can I Get That Please
Can We Get This Fake To Delete, Delete, Delete?
Can We Get This Fake To Come Clean Clean Clean?
Ray? I Was Like Yo Ray?
Why Do These Fakes Try To Play These Girls This Way?
Okay Let's Get It Now.
あなた Messin' With Some Bad Bishes.
Ray's With His Fans.
We Don't Say Hi, We Say
.
Mofoing Right, Yeah.
( )
if this bish try to go hard im gona break her she hatin cuz i got all these boys that would never want to 日付 her . and u can try to get serious while we remain the dictator us + fakes + - many haters
Excuse Me, I'm Sorry. I'm Really Such A Lady.
I Rep Team Mindless, あなた Know MB, Baby
And We Be Reppin That, Til' The 日 That We Die.
While あなた Sit There Bein Fake, Tryna Act All Sly.
Yellin, Why あなた Gotta Be Soo Fake? Can あなた Hear Me?
Please 削除 This Page! I Know あなた Hear Me.
Rest In Peace, To This Fake Ash Page.
Yes, My Dear. This Is So Explosive.
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