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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Sourness

For some, the fear of certain tastes can trigger intense and long-lasting anxiety, as well as a host of physical maladies. The fear of sourness, known as Acerophobia, is もっと見る common than あなた might expect.

Reasons For The Fear Of Sourness

Sourness shows up もっと見る in certain foods, and these will be avoided によって the person who suffers from Acerophobia. Some common examples of サワー foods are lemons, grapefruit, limes, and some dairy products that have been fermented.

Everyone has a different palette, and all people react to tastes individually. Those who fear サワー tastes may have...
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* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

* People who are willing to get off their arse to 検索 the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

* When people say "Oh あなた just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if あなた can't eat it?

* When people say "it's always the last place あなた look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would あなた keep...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would あなた do if あなた realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”

Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”

“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.

“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there”, 回答 Tom.

“What if that had been struck によって lightning?” challenges the inspector.

“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up here...
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 Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
あなた better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling あなた why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty または nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees あなた when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad または good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...
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posted by MJisLove4life
Dont Read If あなた Like JB Cuz I Dont Want To Deal With あなた Guys

Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare あなた Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If あなた Killed A Balck Person あなた Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well あなた Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.

あなた So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. あなた Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A ファン Of You. あなた Cant Sing または Dance. I Hope あなた Go Bankrupt.

And I Know Whats Going To Be 次 He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The ファン Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
Crazy Things Girl's Do:
Girl's Weirdest Worst Habits

Changing into dozens of outfits before a big date:
Adorable - Annoying
"I completely understand wanting to look great for a date---just make sure あなた don't keep the guy waiting."

Ordering a tiny サラダ for dinner, then stealing fries off her boyfriend's plate:
Adorable - Annoying
"We can always order another serving...and sharing is good!"

Spending hours over analyzing one little フェイスブック コメント from her crush:
Adorable - Annoying
"Don't make a big deal out of it. It's just a Facebook!"

Giggling like a five-year-old every five minutes:
Adorable - Annoying...
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posted by ZacharyWhite
When I was 6 years old...

My grandmother and I don't get along very well. One time, I was gonna pet my dog Lassie, I didn't know that she was guarding a bone, so she gave me a very loud bark. My grandmother heard the bark and she thought that I was hurting Lassie. So , She grabs a piece of a long metal and she started to hit me at the feet,hands,back,arms and legs. I was almost full of bruises then she 発言しました that if I told my parents about it, she would do it again.
Night time...
My mom saw my bruises in my legs and arms, she asked me what happened to me, I 発言しました I just accidentally scratched myself......
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Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

雌犬 please


U mad?


True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with



X people are Y (youtube)


X people missed the like button(youtube again)

posted by Bella_Dhampir
I didn't write this BTW.. so no credits to me ^_^ My cousin did.

1) Dont invite people to 登録する stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should they help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran off! And how are they supposed to help him find the dog using facebook? によって whistling on their wall? Come'on!

2) Liking every single status and commenting on every post someone posts is tantamount to stalking. I feel like walking naked ... Mike likes this. I feel like killing someone ... Mike likes this. Mary joined the group, Help Bob Find his Dog...
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Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these 名言・格言 are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring あなた back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in 愛 and あなた get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the 愛 あなた have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...
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posted by BeautysOverated
1.    Run to the 上, ページのトップへ of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a キャメル, ラクダ in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
1. If あなた have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, あなた have $1.19. あなた also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

2. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the リンカーン Memorial.

3. President Kennedy was the fastest ランダム speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

4. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

5. Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

6. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of...
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1. 移動する the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. 移動する all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal 宇宙 so あなた have to 移動する into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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1.Turn on your お気に入り 音楽 または tv show,your お気に入り song makes あなた want to get done faster but don't get distracted. Also, try to stay away from cell phones または instant messaging あなた will get to carried away and before あなた know it あなた will be texting.

2.Pick up your clothes. Put them into two piles, the dirty and the clean pile. Put the dirty clothes in the hamper and hang または fold your clean clothes and place them in the closet.if あなた put your clothes in a dresser fold them neatly so there will be もっと見る room in it.

3.Put all your shoes away. あなた could keep a pair out neatly but put the rest...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving 愛 in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in あなた and the things あなた doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
posted by CommanderCody
愛 is out.
I look at my baseballbat then i look at you.I put on my hat あなた sit down i know あなた 愛 me but instead あなた walk away.I can't win this game cause あなた are gone any way.

I スイング the bat and i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
愛 is out

あなた don't watch that ホーム run your just out of here I'm makin あなた happy あなた and everyone.I'm sorry for あなた wantin to go and i get a strike so...

I スイング the bat i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
愛 is out

I seem to 愛 あなた and あなた don't give a darn we're close in 愛 like a cat to yarn. so I don't know why I try

I スイング my bat i miss so it's
I スイング my bat so o o o
strike one
strike two
strike three
愛 is out
yeah 愛 is out
によって Karen Armstrong
December 2010
222 pages

One of the most original thinkers on the role of religion in the modern world—author of such acclaimed 本 as A History of God, Islam, and Buddha —now gives us an impassioned and practical book that can help us make the world a もっと見る compassionate place.

Karen Armstrong believes that while compassion is intrinsic in all human beings, each of us needs to work diligently to cultivate and expand our capacity for compassion. Here, in this straightforward, thoughtful, and thought-provoking book, she sets out a program that can lead...
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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as あなた think we all are.

No matter what あなた say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like あなた to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call あなた beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If あなた have cramps
and we ask あなた what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the 月 and
nothing more.

If あなた really liked us for us, you...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At ディナー time quietly throw 食 but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my 尻, お尻 is fat または i stuff twinkies in my 尻, お尻 make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a モル, ほくろ dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores によって lying on him saying stuff like Jason 発言しました that he was going to kick my 尻, お尻 または something like that
☆Tell him to give あなた a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like あなた heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
Become a ファン today
posted by justinbieberfw
1. Cause it felt like it.

2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????

3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup

4. it wanted some chiken soup.

5. it needed 2 get to the other side

6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r ファン of him u no)

7. on the other side of the road was a KFC

8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken クロス the road

9. he had reasons 2

10. he was lost

11. he wanted to make this joke

12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.

P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol