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posted by invadercalliope

Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing もっと見る than the the people who あなた spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"


"Friends. Those companions あなた speak of are only フレンズ during those fun, yet unimportant...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give あなた a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if あなた can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your 日 been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Here are some pretty amazing facts that あなた probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only 動物 capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could あなた add?
***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here あなた go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet あなた didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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1. あなた fall down the stairs.

2. A 木, ツリー falls down on you.

3. A ラマ spits in your face.

4. あなた eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. あなた are making out with a person and then あなた trow up in their mouth
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your 枕 gets a face and bites あなた head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate あなた and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, あなた get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that あなた are going to die, then あなた die.

11. When あなた are dieing your crush says that...
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Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because あなた know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that あなた must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who あなた are and あなた should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make あなた feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...
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This is my 一覧 of 映画 from best to worst. Please take notice that this 記事 is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like または dislike any of the 映画 that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 ディズニー Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. シュレック Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was クリスマス Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute ボート hanging on the クリスマス 木, ツリー and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ラム, ラム酒 into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at クリスマス time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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As many of あなた girls out there know who have gone through this, all あなた want to do after a break-up is cry...

あなた want to cry because あなた are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my アドバイス and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your フレンズ every day. Do NOT stay ホーム alone または あなた will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make あなた feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. あなた could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your お気に入り dessert, または go to a movie または a コンサート with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old 写真 of the two of あなた または stay ホーム listening to 愛 songs. あなた have to 移動する on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

アドバイス sent in によって Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around あなた has an attitude problem
2.your adding チョコレート chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything あなた say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive あなた crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and あなた just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to パンチ someone without a reason
12.if あなた start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if あなた were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give あなた 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so あなた know*
The following dumb laws are, または were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before あなた go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if あなた bail off and do something stupid または try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).


In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
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posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a メリダとおそろしの森 who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This メリダとおそろしの森 had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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This is very funny I told some of my フレンズ and they laughed.

Kids, don't try this at ホーム XD

Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.

Oh and on もっと見る thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.

1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*

6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on ウォール so hard, knock self into the 次 room*
10. *Flies into the sun*

11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into 鮫, サメ tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*

16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf または date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the 次 time.....thank u all for 読書 this..and plz コメント ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
1.imitate sirius black,order a ピザ and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best ピザ ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at ランダム times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that あなた are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this 一覧 ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs あなた know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that あなた are a muggle born even if あなた did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope あなた liked it!
posted by karpach_13

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分 intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of オレンジ ジュース on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. 移動する "Caution: Wet...
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posted by karpach_13
Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that あなた have to go to the bathroom. Wait a 分 または so and tell everyone that あなた feel better now.

2. Applaud.

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4. Sing along with the backround music.

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore.

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if あなた are sitting in the front.

8. Make shadow puppets.

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

10. Walk around behind the screen....
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posted by awesomebrowny
There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One 日 brother Billy saw sister Lily's ワッフル just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who ストール, 盗んだ brother Joe's ワッフル the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's ワッフル and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the ワッフル he closed the door and 発言しました "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie...
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posted by jessicamc26
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Like the タイトル says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My フレンズ 発言しました that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)

:) :) :) :)