What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 次 time あなた and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a アンケート to see which of あなた successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with あなた - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever あなた have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If あなた were really looking for an honest answer, あなた wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 次 time あなた make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused によって rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do あなた and your フレンズ keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if あなた look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' お気に入り outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If あなた must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then あなた never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know あなた can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises または promotions were gained によって arm wrestling the boss.
If あなた don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 次 time あなた and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a アンケート to see which of あなた successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with あなた - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever あなた have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If あなた were really looking for an honest answer, あなた wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 次 time あなた make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused によって rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do あなた and your フレンズ keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if あなた look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' お気に入り outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If あなた must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then あなた never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know あなた can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises または promotions were gained によって arm wrestling the boss.
If あなた don't read this, someone else wil
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see あなた again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I 発言しました YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do あなた mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the 表示する today! BYE! I HOPE あなた ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has ロスト her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post アップデート if あなた want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has ロスト her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post アップデート if あなた want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy くま, クマ and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. あなた hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as あなた can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say あなた were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a ランダム person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive あなた cheated on me with that whore" and point to a ランダム girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If あなた are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If あなた are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz または dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy くま, クマ and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. あなた hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as あなた can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say あなた were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a ランダム person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive あなた cheated on me with that whore" and point to a ランダム girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If あなた are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If あなた are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz または dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 次 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told あなた I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell あなた again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can あなた tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 次 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told あなた I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell あなた again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can あなた tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because あなた 愛 someone else doesn't mean あなた have to break one もっと見る heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how あなた look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, あなた can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if あなた dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who あなた want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when あなた can enjoy being who あなた are.
-Alana
if あなた let yourself down, あなた let everyone behind あなた down.
-Alana
your first 愛 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because あなた 愛 someone else doesn't mean あなた have to break one もっと見る heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how あなた look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, あなた can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if あなた dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who あなた want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when あなた can enjoy being who あなた are.
-Alana
if あなた let yourself down, あなた let everyone behind あなた down.
-Alana
your first 愛 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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