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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The 次 time あなた and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a アンケート to see which of あなた successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with あなた - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever あなた have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If あなた were really looking for an honest answer, あなた wouldn't ask in bed.

8. The 次 time あなた make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused によって rubber-necking mini-skirts.

9. If only women gossip, how do あなた and your フレンズ keep track of 'who's easy'?

10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.

12. We don't mind if あなた look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!

13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' お気に入り outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.

14. If あなた must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.

15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.

16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.

17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.

18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then あなた never want to cook?

19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.

20. Yes, we know あなた can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises または promotions were gained によって arm wrestling the boss.
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1. Alektrophobia -> Fear of Chickens
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of 落花生, ピーナッツ バター sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) または the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine または urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a モル, ほくろ rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
I'm letting あなた do things I'd never let anyone else do
I'm saying things I wouldn't say to anyone but you
I'm feeling these feelings, I hope you're feeling them too
It's like all I really need is you

And when あなた hold me in your arms
I wish I could stop time
'Cuz when あなた hold me, I can never be harmed
You make me feel I can fly

You hug me when I'm down
And あなた tell me I'm great
You make my feet leave the ground
And I hope that's the way it stays

And when あなた hold me in your arms
I wish I could stop time
'Cuz when あなた hold me, I can never be harmed
You make me feel I can fly

You know how to make a girl smile...
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I if あなた want this to be funny, あなた might want to read または watch the harry potter 映画 and books. If あなた already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told あなた あなた had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up によって 歌う ビーチ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say あなた taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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I saw a pick where it 発言しました "What else should ファンポップ have?" created によって breebree446. There was the option of "Unsubscribe Button". Actually this button exists, just have to follow some steps.

1. Go to your own プロフィール and go down to the "My Clubs" part.

2. Then click on the "more クラブ >>" button.

3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.

4. Click on that button and

...

That's it!

Now あなた have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this あなた won't be a ファン any もっと見る from any club!
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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if あなた have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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