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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The 次 time あなた and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a アンケート to see which of あなた successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with あなた - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever あなた have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If あなた were really looking for an honest answer, あなた wouldn't ask in bed.

8. The 次 time あなた make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused によって rubber-necking mini-skirts.

9. If only women gossip, how do あなた and your フレンズ keep track of 'who's easy'?

10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.

12. We don't mind if あなた look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!

13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' お気に入り outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.

14. If あなた must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.

15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.

16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.

17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.

18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then あなた never want to cook?

19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.

20. Yes, we know あなた can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises または promotions were gained によって arm wrestling the boss.
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy くま, クマ on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some 食 while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the キッチン and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the キッチン was when Tina got ホーム she saw what the キッチン was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their ホーム the Teddy くま, クマ was hiding in the キッチン cupboard as it chuckled...
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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like あなた for a minute, and then forget あなた afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are あなた doing something?" または "Have あなた eaten already?" are the first usual 質問 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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posted by nymph_tonks
Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are あなた up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any ジャンク 食 または soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...
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A Nice 日 To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the 草 to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot もっと見る fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope あなた enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all あなた opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't あなた see, the resolve to cut あなた reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long 前 me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and 発言しました "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years または so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do あなた always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd あなた treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a アヒル, 鴨
3 Watch all of your old ディズニー movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents



コメント tell your フレンズ then I will make もっと見る spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I 愛 making these for あなた so comment. All the コメント I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm 書く all this cuz I need a longer 記事 so yea tacos are good i like タコス bravos from タコス johns
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