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Platinum is a company that really does prefer quality over quantity. At least when they aren’t making Ninja カメ games, but they always make the most amazing games out there. From the stylistic Madworld to the fast-paced Metal Gear Rising to their マグナム opus, Bayonetta. They really try their best when making games. And let’s face it, they’re really the only good third party games produced によって Sega. So, today, on the May Xbox Gold, I was able to get two games. Streets of Rage Vintage Collection and, of course, a glorious Platinum game, によって the タイトル of Vanquish, and of all the games that Platinum has made, Vanquish is one that I think is their most underrated. Maybe もっと見る so than Madworld. But let’s see if that is true.



~Story~

The Story of Vanquish is…….. Bad. It’s so bad. Russia attacks America and there is 宇宙 marines and something about “No, this is the real villain” and Steven Blum is there and something about a professor and an ending that makes absolutely no sense and just kinda stops with no real ending in sight and jus- It’s a terribly written story. It’s really bad. So the story is that, in the future, a rebel group has overthrown the Russian government and has taken over the country. They want to gain power and, with the help of the United States president, they are able to use a sort of microwave cannon… thing to destroy all of San Francisco, killing thousands and wiping the city out. However, the president ends up throwing the group under the bus and as a result, the group decide to go to war, and threaten that they will do the same to New York City if the president does not step down. So, あなた play as Sam Gideon, a member of the team, DARPA, and is brought in to help the 宇宙 marines, lead によって Col. Robert Burns, who is voiced によって the legendary man himself, Steve Blum, to fight off the Russian army of robots in space. And then something about a hostage and “No, it was me” and an ending that just screams sequel and- Oh, it sucks so bad. Platinum, just stick to really simple stories like あなた did with Bayonetta. Making a plot is not your strong suit unless Kojima is tagging along. Thankfully, the gameplay is what matters here, not the story.



~Gameplay~

For a shooter in a 日 and age where modern war shooters were starting to become a thing that soon no one would want, Vanquish manages to look impressive. Hey, if I’m going to look at ugly grey environments, I at least want it to look beautiful. If I’m gonna stare at a turd, I want it to be a sparkling piece of shit. But I digress, this game is nowhere near shit. This game is amazing, and not just visually. The game is less of a shooter and もっと見る of a 3D bullet-hell game. あなた know those kinds of games, right? Games like Ikaruga and Touhou, where a million bullets are flying at あなた and あなた have to dodge them while continuously firing at your enemy. That’s what Vanquish is. A fast paced game where あなた cannot just hide behind cover and expect to win. This isn’t Kane and Lynch 2. In Vanquish, it’s fly または die. And あなた will in fact die… Again… and again. And many many times. This is a pretty hard game. Even on normal difficulty, I still had some trouble trying to stay alive. But never was the fault of cheap enemy placement または bad design. Most of the time, I just got careless and rushed out to fight, only to get killed because I didn’t prepare myself. あなた have to know what the enemies can do and what あなた can do to dodge the attacks coming your way. And thankfully, あなた have an amazing sense of movement in this game.



If Vanquish was a basic shooter, like say just Gears of War, very simplistic in gameplay, I would still 愛 it if the same sense of speed was there. Vanquish is a very fast-paced game. あなた will be moving nonstop in this game. And thanks to the suit that Sam wears, あなた can expect to stay moving… as long as あなた don’t run out of energy. The suit that Sam wears is covered in several rocket things または something that Platinum says to make things look cooler. No matter what position あなた are in, no matter what direction あなた are going in, あなた can always expect to be moving fast. And I mean really fast. Aside from doing just a basic roll to dodge bullets, Sam can 移動する much faster with the rockets and act as a means to both dodge enemy fire, avoid huge attacks from larger enemies, and get behind them to get easier attacks in. あなた can also do something that is way クーラー than anything else. If あなた dodge and immediately aim, または jump from cover and immediately aim, あなた will be thrown into a slow-down time thingy which allows あなた to unload onto enemies for a short period of time. あなた can stop whenever, but it helps to get the most out of it. Be careful though, because this energy for slowdown is also your boost energy, and your boost energy is also your shield that keeps あなた from dying. In Vanquish, あなた really gotta decide what あなた wanna use your energy on. Do あなた wanna get to the back of enemies, do あなた wanna use the slowdown to hit a bosses weak point, または do あなた just want to use the shield to get out there and get some hits in. It really makes あなた rely on planning out fights more. And trust me, it is not as complicated as it seems. It actually helps a ton.



Another thing that this game has going for it are the variety of weapons. From the short ranged but devastating shotgun, the brutal heavy machine gun, the low capacity but powerful sniper rifle, that really, really shitty ミサイル gun that is just a huge waste of inventory space, and the rocket launcher which, who can say no to that, and of course, the classic assault ライフル also helps. All of these weapons are really useful and help あなた a ton in the game (Except the ミサイル gun). While あなた may choose some over others, there is always a time and a place where あなた may end up using all weapons. あなた may use the shotgun to attack enemies that are behind cover, または use the sniper ライフル to hit enemies from afar and help your team, use the heavy machine gun to mow threw enemies, toss the ミサイル gun off the railing because it sucks so bad, または use the rocket launcher to get some real good damage in on larger, もっと見る powerful enemies. Whatever it is, these weapons always have a use to them. But what the game has in gun variety and gameplay variety, it sadly lacks in boss variety. There are some cool bosses here, sure. There is one point where the entire level is just a boss and that is cool, but most of the time, the boss is the same giant robot that once あなた kill it turns into another giant robot. It’s cool the first time, but によって the third time, it just gets old. And fighting two at once doesn’t help, no matter how many cool sequences there are. The final boss is cool, but I shouldn’t expect anything less from a Platinum final boss. In fact, if it wasn’t cool, I’d be talking about it way more. And it’s made better によって a boost in Sam’s power. Don’t worry, you’ll find out what I mean real soon if あなた play the game, because Vanquish is a very short game. I mean four hours short. Maybe less. However, unlike Kane and Lynch 2, I had fun. I found variety in my weapons, the enemy AI was good, the visuals were great, the camera didn’t make me sick, and cover actually worked. Yeah, in a game where hiding behind cover isn’t the only solution to your problems. What I’m saying is Vanquish did better with a smaller budget and あなた should buy this instead.



~Legacy~

Despite falling behind in sales as of recently, Vanquish was able to do pretty well, if for just a few weeks before falling into obscurity. Despite the fact, the game was able to earn a few awards in 2011, even getting a few Game of the 年 awards, so that’s something Vanquish and Platinum can gloat about. There is also a few figures of Sam Gideon and the main villain of the game, Bogey. They are really expensive and despite costing over $60, they fall apart easy. You’re basically paying a ton for bad material. That’s capitalism for you.

~Verdict~

Vanquish is what you’d expect from a Platinum game. It is a game that puts quality over quantity. While there is not a ton here that may keep あなた around, and while this game is lacking in bosses and a 書く team, the gameplay will keep あなた invested. I can’t tell あなた how often I beat the game, telling myself, “That story was awful”, and was immediately followed によって pressing New Game. If あなた want one of the most fast paced action experiences of 最近 years, then I recommend giving Vanquish a look. With that said, I give Vanquish the ranking of an Excavation Worthy. See あなた all 次 time.
Hey, look, the disturbing stuff is back…… Goodey. Now, the 一覧 is the same as the first two. These have to be things that disturb me, and they have to be something that wasn’t on my original list. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Birdo from Super Mario Bros - Now, there have been a few disturbing things in the Mario universe. Mostly in Super Paper Mario. But, lets go back to the first disturbing thing ever in a Mario game. Back in 1988, there was an enemy called Birdo, who would shoot eggs at you. Doesn’t sound too bad, until, あなた read the games instruction booklet, where...
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So I talked about this game back in my Corner of Horror review (A series I need to get back to since I haven’t review anything since Halloween), and I think I was a little too harsh on this game. So I want to give it another review, another shot, if あなた will, and let あなた know that I really do 愛 this horror classic. So let’s stop talking about it and start talking about Condemned: Criminal Origins.
You play as one Ethan Thomas, a not to bright young investigator for the SCU who is tracking down a serial killer when he has a run in with Serial Killer X, a man who goes around murdering...
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So yeah, I guess this is going to be a yearly thing. Boy, 2017 was a great year, wasn’t it. The great Weinstein SCANDAL where many Hollywood セレブ were found out to be big pieces of shit, huge race riots in Charlottesville that resulted in the death of an innocent bystander, nuclear war between America and North Korea もっと見る closer than ever before, everyone on YouTube that wasn’t a celebrity または Jake Paul getting utterly fucked によって the company, large mass shootings resulting in the highest shootings in U.S. history took place in just one year, and the complete and utter nuterization...
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Ian: *Listening to the music* What are we in a Western now?
Kevin: *Dressed as a cowboy, while riding a horse* This is my ハロウィン Costume.
Ian: Ah. Well at least I'm the host tonight. Here's tonight's lineup.

Con Mane: The Mare With The Golden Gun
Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

Liam: *Dressed as an Indian, running after Kevin* Wait for me Kevin!
Ian: Let's start the 表示する before もっと見る cowboys, または Indians arrive.

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can あなた check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony:...
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About a 年 ago, when I was still new to living in Oxford, I had this bus driver. She was basically the female equivalent to the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket… または basically, my mother, except, instead of some of the time, she was all the time. However, other than the fact that she really liked to yell at kids, she was always absent a lot. Every time she wouldn’t come to work, she would send her substitute, who was this very friendly elderly man. Shame the kids on the bus didn’t respect him though. So, one day, while I was waiting at the bus stop, and this time, I was with my...
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Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops 次 to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a...
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So it is no surprise to anyone that my お気に入り horror game of all time Silent 丘, ヒル 2. It’s been that way and it’ll continue to be that way for a long time. But with it’s awkward gameplay and acting, can I really put such a game in my 上, ページのトップへ ten お気に入り games ever? The answer is yes, and I just did.
Silent 丘, ヒル 2 follows James Sunderland, an awkward man who arrives to the town of Silent 丘, ヒル after he receives a letter from his dead wife, Mary. He meets all sorts of other characters there, like Angela, Eddie, and Laura, and a mysterious woman named Maria, and has to get through the...
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Two officers were standing 次 to a 火災, 火 によって the Tie Interceptor.

John: That could give us extra trouble. We'll have to take care of the pilot.
Morris: I'll take care of him. *Walks downstairs, and passes them, heading towards a radio room*

Skip the song to 1:08

When Morris walked in, the room looked empty, but he wasn't so sure.

Morris: *Pulls out his silenced blaster, and looks in front of him*

Out of Morris' view to his right behind a wall, the radio operator was making himself a cup of coffee.

Morris: Hello.
Radio Operator: *Walks in front of Morris*
Morris: *Fires his blaster*...
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Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are あなた supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!

The screen turns black as the ファン fiction begins.

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Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See あなた 次 Saturday.

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 ファン Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...
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Hey, did あなた guys know I like No もっと見る Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, let’s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I 愛 No もっと見る Heroes!
No もっと見る ヒーローズ follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassin’s Association’s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked...
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Sonic: *Enjoying the music*
Dave: Isn't this from one of your games?
Sonic: Yeah.
Dave: It's very catchy.
Mily: I'm just glad no one's fighting for once. Normally that happens when I'm the hostess.
Dave: あなた must be very popular. This is your 4th time now.
Mily: Yep. *Giggles* We got a Trainz trio on our way for あなた right now.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run によって five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 31: Highball

Narrator:...
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Johnny: Now that the race has been cancelled, we have to wait two weeks.
Mabel: Why so long?
Johnny: The first two Saturdays we're taking off, because of Labor Day.
Mabel: Oh, well in that case, let's ラップ up our 表示する so we can go on vacation sooner.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 6: あなた Smell Like Shit

Alinah was walking through town, eating a burrito.

Alinah: *Farts*...
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Set of hands, who here remembers Road Rash? It was a fun little arcade game where the goal was to race as a motorbike racer against other motorcycle racers to win races and get prize money. あなた also beat the shit out of your opponents with chains and bats while running over pedestrians and taking out cops. It was insane. Some games have tried to bring that style back, and one of those games was Road Rage. Developed によって Team 6 Studios, this little indie game from 2017 was regarded as one of the worst games out there, as recently as 2017. We’re still getting broken trash games that can contend...
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Finally! After ten years, I was finally able to beat this game. It took ten years to get through the entire game, but I did it. So yeah, my personal problems aside, Final ファンタジー VII is still a good game.
Final ファンタジー VII follows 雲, クラウド Strife pre-Advent Children エモ phase as he joins the rebellious group known as AVALANCHE to stop Shinra from draining the earth of Mako energy that keeps it alive. But this soon turns into something もっと見る as they get involved with mama’s boy Sephiroth who wants to gain the earth’s energy to gain the power of a god and destroy the earth for… raisins....
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あなた all thought Sonic 06 was the worst Sonic related thing. People, that is pretty much Ocarina of Time compared to this butchering of video game characters. It's known as What's the Story Morning Glory.
First off, the dumbest name for a fanfic ever. Secondly, this is another sex fanfic. Not just sex, but rape. Fan-fucking-tastic
This... Thing starts with Tails saying how the whole town thinks he's gay. It causes people to mock him, causes him to lose his job, and causes his フレンズ to hate him. What is all of Mobius homophobic または some shit. Anyway, Tails finds out that the one who started the...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Johnny: As long as nobody interrupts us like last week.
Mabel: *Arrives* Johnny, Commander Kane needs to speak with you.
Sean: We're about to race!
Mabel: I'm sorry, but this is important.
Johnny: Oh come on!!
Mabel: Also, I'm hosting. This is tonight's lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina アニメ - Bak2Bak

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run によって five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns,...
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful 日 in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have あなた done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains,...
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Remember when I talked about Dead Rising 2 and 発言しました that I liked it just a little less than Dead Rising 1? Well now it is time for me to finally talk about why I like Dead Rising 1 more. And I am aware of the technical flaws of Dead Rising compared to the sequel, but everything else, the feel, the stuff around it, it just captivates me more.
You play as Frank West, a cocky news reporter who has covered wars, ya know. He travels to Willamette, Colorado during a mysterious outbreak. There, Frank comes across agents from the Department of Homeland Security, Brad and Jessie, who are searching...
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