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Platinum is a company that really does prefer quality over quantity. At least when they aren’t making Ninja カメ games, but they always make the most amazing games out there. From the stylistic Madworld to the fast-paced Metal Gear Rising to their マグナム opus, Bayonetta. They really try their best when making games. And let’s face it, they’re really the only good third party games produced によって Sega. So, today, on the May Xbox Gold, I was able to get two games. Streets of Rage Vintage Collection and, of course, a glorious Platinum game, によって the タイトル of Vanquish, and of all the games that Platinum has made, Vanquish is one that I think is their most underrated. Maybe もっと見る so than Madworld. But let’s see if that is true.



~Story~

The Story of Vanquish is…….. Bad. It’s so bad. Russia attacks America and there is 宇宙 marines and something about “No, this is the real villain” and Steven Blum is there and something about a professor and an ending that makes absolutely no sense and just kinda stops with no real ending in sight and jus- It’s a terribly written story. It’s really bad. So the story is that, in the future, a rebel group has overthrown the Russian government and has taken over the country. They want to gain power and, with the help of the United States president, they are able to use a sort of microwave cannon… thing to destroy all of San Francisco, killing thousands and wiping the city out. However, the president ends up throwing the group under the bus and as a result, the group decide to go to war, and threaten that they will do the same to New York City if the president does not step down. So, あなた play as Sam Gideon, a member of the team, DARPA, and is brought in to help the 宇宙 marines, lead によって Col. Robert Burns, who is voiced によって the legendary man himself, Steve Blum, to fight off the Russian army of robots in space. And then something about a hostage and “No, it was me” and an ending that just screams sequel and- Oh, it sucks so bad. Platinum, just stick to really simple stories like あなた did with Bayonetta. Making a plot is not your strong suit unless Kojima is tagging along. Thankfully, the gameplay is what matters here, not the story.



~Gameplay~

For a shooter in a 日 and age where modern war shooters were starting to become a thing that soon no one would want, Vanquish manages to look impressive. Hey, if I’m going to look at ugly grey environments, I at least want it to look beautiful. If I’m gonna stare at a turd, I want it to be a sparkling piece of shit. But I digress, this game is nowhere near shit. This game is amazing, and not just visually. The game is less of a shooter and もっと見る of a 3D bullet-hell game. あなた know those kinds of games, right? Games like Ikaruga and Touhou, where a million bullets are flying at あなた and あなた have to dodge them while continuously firing at your enemy. That’s what Vanquish is. A fast paced game where あなた cannot just hide behind cover and expect to win. This isn’t Kane and Lynch 2. In Vanquish, it’s fly または die. And あなた will in fact die… Again… and again. And many many times. This is a pretty hard game. Even on normal difficulty, I still had some trouble trying to stay alive. But never was the fault of cheap enemy placement または bad design. Most of the time, I just got careless and rushed out to fight, only to get killed because I didn’t prepare myself. あなた have to know what the enemies can do and what あなた can do to dodge the attacks coming your way. And thankfully, あなた have an amazing sense of movement in this game.



If Vanquish was a basic shooter, like say just Gears of War, very simplistic in gameplay, I would still 愛 it if the same sense of speed was there. Vanquish is a very fast-paced game. あなた will be moving nonstop in this game. And thanks to the suit that Sam wears, あなた can expect to stay moving… as long as あなた don’t run out of energy. The suit that Sam wears is covered in several rocket things または something that Platinum says to make things look cooler. No matter what position あなた are in, no matter what direction あなた are going in, あなた can always expect to be moving fast. And I mean really fast. Aside from doing just a basic roll to dodge bullets, Sam can 移動する much faster with the rockets and act as a means to both dodge enemy fire, avoid huge attacks from larger enemies, and get behind them to get easier attacks in. あなた can also do something that is way クーラー than anything else. If あなた dodge and immediately aim, または jump from cover and immediately aim, あなた will be thrown into a slow-down time thingy which allows あなた to unload onto enemies for a short period of time. あなた can stop whenever, but it helps to get the most out of it. Be careful though, because this energy for slowdown is also your boost energy, and your boost energy is also your shield that keeps あなた from dying. In Vanquish, あなた really gotta decide what あなた wanna use your energy on. Do あなた wanna get to the back of enemies, do あなた wanna use the slowdown to hit a bosses weak point, または do あなた just want to use the shield to get out there and get some hits in. It really makes あなた rely on planning out fights more. And trust me, it is not as complicated as it seems. It actually helps a ton.



Another thing that this game has going for it are the variety of weapons. From the short ranged but devastating shotgun, the brutal heavy machine gun, the low capacity but powerful sniper rifle, that really, really shitty ミサイル gun that is just a huge waste of inventory space, and the rocket launcher which, who can say no to that, and of course, the classic assault ライフル also helps. All of these weapons are really useful and help あなた a ton in the game (Except the ミサイル gun). While あなた may choose some over others, there is always a time and a place where あなた may end up using all weapons. あなた may use the shotgun to attack enemies that are behind cover, または use the sniper ライフル to hit enemies from afar and help your team, use the heavy machine gun to mow threw enemies, toss the ミサイル gun off the railing because it sucks so bad, または use the rocket launcher to get some real good damage in on larger, もっと見る powerful enemies. Whatever it is, these weapons always have a use to them. But what the game has in gun variety and gameplay variety, it sadly lacks in boss variety. There are some cool bosses here, sure. There is one point where the entire level is just a boss and that is cool, but most of the time, the boss is the same giant robot that once あなた kill it turns into another giant robot. It’s cool the first time, but によって the third time, it just gets old. And fighting two at once doesn’t help, no matter how many cool sequences there are. The final boss is cool, but I shouldn’t expect anything less from a Platinum final boss. In fact, if it wasn’t cool, I’d be talking about it way more. And it’s made better によって a boost in Sam’s power. Don’t worry, you’ll find out what I mean real soon if あなた play the game, because Vanquish is a very short game. I mean four hours short. Maybe less. However, unlike Kane and Lynch 2, I had fun. I found variety in my weapons, the enemy AI was good, the visuals were great, the camera didn’t make me sick, and cover actually worked. Yeah, in a game where hiding behind cover isn’t the only solution to your problems. What I’m saying is Vanquish did better with a smaller budget and あなた should buy this instead.



~Legacy~

Despite falling behind in sales as of recently, Vanquish was able to do pretty well, if for just a few weeks before falling into obscurity. Despite the fact, the game was able to earn a few awards in 2011, even getting a few Game of the 年 awards, so that’s something Vanquish and Platinum can gloat about. There is also a few figures of Sam Gideon and the main villain of the game, Bogey. They are really expensive and despite costing over $60, they fall apart easy. You’re basically paying a ton for bad material. That’s capitalism for you.

~Verdict~

Vanquish is what you’d expect from a Platinum game. It is a game that puts quality over quantity. While there is not a ton here that may keep あなた around, and while this game is lacking in bosses and a 書く team, the gameplay will keep あなた invested. I can’t tell あなた how often I beat the game, telling myself, “That story was awful”, and was immediately followed によって pressing New Game. If あなた want one of the most fast paced action experiences of 最近 years, then I recommend giving Vanquish a look. With that said, I give Vanquish the ranking of an Excavation Worthy. See あなた all 次 time.
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Thomas: *Puffs out of his sheds* Ah, nice to be back from vacation.
People: *Getting pictures of Thomas*
Thomas: *Smiling* Well, time to work on my branchline. Before I leave however, I got our schedule for tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Adventures of Thomas & Friends
The Nut House

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage...
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Yes, the best and worst video games of the decade are still coming out on the ランダム club eventually. I just wanted to talk about something… truly random. The PS DUBs was truly the most unique console out there in the 6th generation. Despite being the biggest thing that was released in that generation, it had a lot of games. Many of them were great and really popular. But when your console is big, everyone wants a piece of the console war pie. And everyone got their games on the PS2 when it was released back in the day. And so many games fell to the wayside, resting on lowly game shelves,...
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Panzer: Yes! We've taken control of the S.S.S.S!
Robert: What are we supposed to do?
Johnny: *Arrives with 12 marines* Give it back!
Panzer: Ah! Fight back before we lose control!! *Fighting Johnny with 20 men dressed as Nazis*
Robert: I'm gonna host this thing before we lose control. I doubt we will, but better 安全, 安全です than sorry. Here's the lineup.

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Sean Meets The PPG
Ponies On The Rails

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime....
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KISS, KISS, KISS! What could be 発言しました about the band キッス that hasn’t been said? They were insanely popular, had a recognizable image, Gene Simmons is a hack and I will probably hear from his lawyers for slander because he is that desperate to be acknowledged. But the point is, キッス was crazy 人気 and had merch all over the place. Toys, lighters, and crossovers galore. I was familiar with the music, mostly the songs from Tony Hawk’s Underground. Fucking Scooby-Doo had a crossover with them for some reason. So, naturally, a video game was expected to be in the works at some point. So,...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...
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I never grew up with the older consoles of the 80s and 90s, and among those was the Super Nintendo. Not that I didn’t want one. Hell, when I saw games like Link to the Past, Mega Man X, and Castlevania IV, those were the kinds of things I would be happy to play. And I was able to get some SNES games off the Wii ショップ Channel before it died. One of those games being the RPG classic, Final ファンタジー VI, または three in America, because of localization stuff- Don’t think too much about it
Final ファンタジー VI follows, well, a ton of characters. The mysterious girl Terra, the treasure hunter Locke,...
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*The Senator laughed a vicious laugh, standing atop the precipice of his large tower. The Senator turned his face to the Knights of Right, the large group of superheroes that gathered to stop the hero, lead によって the two greatest ヒーローズ of them all. The cybernetic billionaire with a body of iron and wires, but a ハート, 心 of gold, White Dragon, and the champion of humanity from an alien planet, Mr. Marvelous. The Senator laughed once もっと見る as he stared down at the heroes, crossing his arms. His large masculine figure shown through his dark black suit and red tie. He stared at the two ヒーローズ and shouted,...
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Blossom: *Playing jump rope while doing hop scotch*
Bubbles: Nice.
Buttercup: At least I'm the host.
Bubbles: But where's the music?
Buttercup: *Kicks a radio*

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Buttercup: Uh, not what I had in mind, but it'll end soon anyway. We're going to play Nightmare Moonraker.

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh あなた from United States of Equestria?
Con:...
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So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite 表示する of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest カートゥーン in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my お気に入り show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...
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Liam: This is the same song as earlier!
Derek: I will keep playing different versions of this song until someone buys my Ford.
Sean: Oh *Blows his horn* this. *Crashes into the Ford*
Derek: Never mind. *Hops onto one of Sean's passenger cars* Enjoy some back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. あなた can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House....
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(Considered originally wrote sometime in 2003 または 2004, based loosely Call of Duty 3.. But the story was rewritten and made public in August 23, 2013 in FictionPress, here was the result.. May not be very good, but here's still the story)




FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James カラス was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed によって one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks kind of like the one Captain Prices has in...
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あなた know, I've always made some pretty fucking awesome nicknames over the years. Examples are ToxicPlayer676, CycloneZero409, AeroBlaze327, DeathStarfy525, MediaCritic626, the 一覧 goes on and on.

But seriously, WHY THE FUCK did I pick "deathding"? What the fuck does that mean? Is that in correlation with some strange past reference? Is it some kind of puzzle piece to the Da Vinci Code? Is it the name of the gods that saved the space-time continuum from Tsubasa in The Bible, Psalms 49?

FUCK NO!

deathding is such a lame-ass name! It makes no sense, and it's not good at all! And I've made TONS of...
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Percy: *Throwing records onto the ground* We gotta find a song! WE GOTTA FIND A SONG!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: Let's use this one that we haven't used in a long time.

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Parker: Oh no, it's that song again! *Punches Stylo*
Percy: What have あなた started?! *Grabs a chair, and hits Sean in the head*
Sean The Hedgehog: WHAT DO あなた MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Everyone started to fight each other for no reason.

Mily: *Arrives with a passenger train, watching several people fight near her* Whoa. *Passing the fighters, and is now safe* Hi, I'm Mily. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories....
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What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So あなた think あなた can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: あなた better believe it.
Toby: And あなた won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all によって myself. You, Tim, and everypony will 愛 it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 次 to her*...
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Carter: Now this is an awesome song.
Jerry: Couldn't agree more.
David: *Dancing with Liz*
Mr. Nut: Care to take things away Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir. Welcome back everyone. For those of あなた just tuning in, my name is Stylo, and I'm your host for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails. Take it away.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09...
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Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a コルト named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down 通り, ストリート passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, クリスマス was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing クリスマス 音楽 with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...
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Tim: This is the 次 song I'm listening to on my patrol.
Toby: Not if I listen to it first.
Tim: Why you- *Fights with Toby, and makes a 雲, クラウド of dust as they パンチ each other*
Toby The Tram Engine: I'll never understand those 磁器 figures.
Hawkeye: That's because we're not made out of porcelain. We're not toilets. Pierce Hawkins here ladies, and gentlemen, and if あなた want spectacular stories, you've come to the right place. The 2nd half of our 表示する is about to start with Gran Turismo. After that, it's Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle:...
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Mortomis: Do あなた want me to be the host again?
Jeff: No! Get out of here!!
Twilight: Man, I'm hostin'!
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! *Fights with the other ponies*

As they were fighting, Snowflake stepped in the foreground.

Snowflake: They sure do 愛 to fight. I'm your real hostess though. My name is Snowflake, from Ponies On The Rails. The schedule for tonight is down below.

Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
On The Block: Rated TV-14
The Adventures of 虹 Dash: Rated TV-G

Snowflake: Are あなた ready? Because we're starting now.

Episode 18

The Stolen...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 あなた must look at this picture for 20 秒 before continuing onto the 次 part of this ファン fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 秒 before continuing onto the 次 part of this ファン fiction



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 The following is an STH/AM6663 ファン Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 ファン Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog ファン Fiction

Bad Auditions によって Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's 芝居 Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to 日 one of the ロスト December. All throughout December, I will spend four days talking about video games that are lost, whether they were never released, disappeared, または were rumored but never proven if not によって a person who worked on it. Now, あなた may be thinking to yourself, Nik, what the hell does this have to do with Christmas… Nothing… So, with that out of the way, let us begin 日 one of the ロスト December lists.

#20: The Adventures of Dewey the Dolphin



Let me ask you, do any of あなた care about Ecco the Dolphin? Yeah, didn’t think so. Now, let me ask...
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