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posted by chocolate-bear

I found this hilarious 一覧 on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate あなた and I don't 愛あなた any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could あなた cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 愛 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) あなた know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry, but I don't 愛あなた anymore. I've realized that my true 愛 is Mike Newton. (Sent in by: Andy)
11) こんにちは Edward, can あなた go bite Jacob? (Sent in by: Alex)
12) I've decided I don't want to become a vampire anymore. (Sent in by: Stephanie)
13) Good god Edward, あなた and I are both so perfectly tanned! (Sent in by: Mia)
14) Well, since I obviously smell so good to the vamps, maybe Jasper and I can hook up. 次 on my list: Carlisle and Emmett! (Sent in by: Courtney)
15) I think I'll just stay human. (Sent in by: Chris)
16) I don't want to be a vampire anymore. I enjoy being a human too much. (Sent in by: Megan)
17) Edward, I absoltuly hate the color of your eyes.
18) キッス me, Mike! (Sent in by: Brianna)
19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! (Sent in by: Maddy)
20) Sorry Edward, I just used あなた to get to know Emmett. (Sent in by: Lilyn)
21) OH MY GOD. A vampire? And a WEREWOLF?! *runs away screaming frantically* (Sent in by: Phoebe)
22) Let's race! (Sent in by: Gabby)
23) I'm sorry Edward but I am just too coordinated to hang with あなた (Sent in by: Alexis)
24) Edward, I would just 愛 it if あなた had red eyes! (Sent in by: Laura)
25) No Edward! Don't bite me! (Sent in by: Laura)
26) Alice, I hate あなた and あなた can't be my maid of honour! (Sent in by: Laura)
27) I wish Tyler had taken me to the prom (Sent in by: Laura)
Edward. I'm sorry, I just can't be with あなた anymore. I'm going back to Jacob, he still has a heartbeat. (Sent in by: Whitney)
28) Edward, will あなた bite me? I want to know what my blood tastes Edward, I don't want to be a vampire. And I'm going to go ask Aro to kill me. Adios, amigo! (Sent in by: Sara)
29) I wish あなた wouldn't breathe on me Edward - your breath stinks! (Sent in by: Sarah)
30) I'm going to the ビーチ to get a tan! (Sent in by: Ella)
31) I rock at ALL sports! (Sent in by: Katie)
32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna)
33) Edward, let's go party! (Sent in by: Alysha)
34) I want a BIG wedding! (Sent in by: Mackenzie and Jennifer)
35) あなた know, why did あなた have to kill James? I really loved him あなた know! (Sent in by: Bubbles and Pussycat)
36) Can we pleeeeeeeeease go play sports? (Sent in by: India)
I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope あなた don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)
37) Mike Newton is a stud muffin! (Sent in by: Jennifer)
38) あなた feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... (Sent in by: Laura)
39) Alice, lets have a sleepover. We can paint our nails, and do our hair, and even spend money! (Sent in by: Samm44)
40) Edward, I just dated あなた to get the coupe. Sorry. (Sent in by: Sam)
41) Edward, あなた are the cheese to my macaroni. (Sent in by: Allie)
42) Alice, あなた throw the best parties!! I 愛 them!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
43) Y'know, when I jumped off that cliff? I really was trying to commit suicide. (Sent in by: Doriz)
44) こんにちは Edward, how about あなた go with Esme and I hook up with Carlisle. (Sent in by: Samara)
45) Edward, I used あなた to get Jacob. (Sent in by: Alysha)
46) Let's go to the PROM, Edward!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
47) Eddy, I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde and going the cheerleaders, whatca think? (Sent in by: Amy)
48) I was thinking we could honeymoon on the ビーチ in Hawaii! (Sent in by: Kelsey)
49) あなた know Edward, I think when I'm a vampire we should get a dog! (Sent in by: Shelby)
50) Edward, I think it's really creepy how あなた watch me when I sleep. Please stop. (Sent in by: Alice)

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funnyshawna heres one ooh, sleepover! fun!

tnme Here is one: Sorry Edward, I want Jacob's baby

wildcats13 13) Good god Edward, you and I are so perfectly tanned! 19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! 38) You feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... Haha... these are my favs!!! Hilarious. LMAO

zeri95 i love 41 "Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni" rotfl literally i crack up whenever i read it!!i also like:21,19 and 46 great job guys!!

BellaSwanCullen 3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma) SHE SAID IT TO HER FATHER WHEN SHE WAS ESCAPING 4) Charlie, could you cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade) SAID IT WHEN SHE WASNT FEELING GOOD, 2nd or 3rd BOOK

BellaSwanCullen 32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna) Ya, TO BE NICE..

hajra "God, Edward, get over yourself already!" Haha I LOVE Edward...<3

Jakesgirl94 this is something bella would never say "A baby ,with Edward? I'd rather have puppies!"

IcelandGirl812 These are funny, but on page 431 of Breaking Dawn she says "I'll race you" so #22 doesn't really apply anymore....

hello93 number 44 and 49 are my favorites !! XD

dogluverof2 this is so funny, i love all of it

hellgirl223 lol @ 18!

twilighter-duh i love # 47 its hilirous

jem_ This doesn't have a number --->"I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope you don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)"..It's right above number 36. Btw, I love the list it's so funny xP.

taelor4twilight LMAO here's one: "*sigh* Well... Edward see, when you were gone i sort of had a little fun with Jessica, Mike, Tyler, Jacob, Seth, Angela, Leah, Emily, Quil, Billy, Embry and Eric... if u kno what i mean." "Edward, Jacob told me he's madly in love in with you. But i think we can work sumthing out here. I'll take you on weekends!"

sampot haha... heres 1: "Jake could we get married???"

7_steph_7 heres one, renesmee, i hate you, im leaving you and your dad adn marrying paul. XD

7_steph_7 i like numbers 8, 13, 17, 19, 21, 23, 30, 37, 38, 39, 41, and 50! theyre awesome! lol

babina lol! that was hilarious my fave: 12,10,44,49 and many others here is another 1: damn it Edward won't you stop kissing me!

werewolflover 21 is FUNNY.i like things that involve screamin.

Inmagic_x3 38 LMAO XD

percyandpotter Edward: *leaning in to make Bella a vampire* Bella: Oh, wait, I changed my mind.

lysolwipe Oh my gosh these where so funny! I really liked 41. 41) Edward, you are the cheese in my macaroni!

twilight_james i liked 1-50!! they are ALL awesome!

XD3 #13 was just someone over thinking cuz it was gay

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Mary Alice, Chapter 3

posted by teamalice_0

I have this story on two spots, Twiight Fanfictio and The Twilight spot. Enjoy!
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I paced the room with 10 分 'till the others would wake. I had to get dressd. I went to my suitcase and pulled some clothes out.

I pulled, some dark washed designer jeans. Black カメ neck, A black baseball hat, and a hoodie. It was just in case thing. IF my aunt was alive I looked just liked her. I could have someone noticing me as her.

But I know I would see the Dr. so I couldn't be noticed によって him. I would be at the back of the group, I can...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 3

posted by teamalice_0

I have this story on two spots, Twiight Fanfictio and The Twilight spot. Enjoy!
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I paced the room with 10 分 'till the others would wake. I had to get dressd. I went to my suitcase and pulled some clothes out.

I pulled, some dark washed designer jeans. Black カメ neck, A black baseball hat, and a hoodie. It was just in case thing. IF my aunt was alive I looked just liked her. I could have someone noticing me as her.

But I know I would see the Dr. so I couldn't be noticed によって him. I would be at the back of the group, I can...

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Creset till Dawn Chapter 3

posted by RATHBONE07

I llove 書く about Victoria so i hope あなた guys are enjoying it:))Heres another:)<3

It was 11:00p.m. Mary wasn’t in the house, but I knew were she was. She was out drinking right now, with Sir. Thomas. He was the worst man I had ever laid my eyes on. He was always drunk, women on each of his shoulders, and hand little money. Mary didn’t care, she clung to him like an unwanted decease. Her ベッド was empty 次 to me, Mom would never know… または would she? I silently crept down the stairs, making sure not to wake anybody. I went to the door, and locked it, then I walked towards the windows...

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This could be the end (Chapter 3 The Cult)

posted by Edwardlover93

before I start I just want to say thank あなた to my friend Alicelover92 and also princesspinkla for helping me with my writers block thank あなた and also Stassja thank あなた for your brill コメント :)

Chapter 3 The cult

“What あなた on about.?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not. “forget you”
I walked away from her, suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me. He had a evil glint in his eyes then he slowly vanished.
I had to get out of here.
By the time I come back it will be to late. I was walking down the empty 通り, ストリート the sun had set already. How long have...

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Life is for Living (Esme's POV)- Chapter 5--- Refuge

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 5- Refuge

The 次 morning I woke up, unaware of where I was and not knowing what I was doing there. All I knew was I was sore everywhere and I had a splitting headache. I sat there for what seemed like hours in pure agony, when everything came rushing back. It had been Charles... again.

As soon as I could gather the strength to stand I changed clothes, wrapped a scarf around my head and headed to the ホーム of the only person I felt I could trust, that was in the area anyway.

“Esie? Is that you?” Tom asked as he opened the door and took in my probably horrific appearance.

I nodded....

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Blood is starting to boil over in the Twilight zone.

posted by Hellohoudini

Summit Blames Rachelle's "Lack of Cooperative Spirit" for Eclipse DissSource: E! Online Thu Jul 30, 2009, 3:44 am EDT

Blood is starting to boil over in the Twilight zone.

Earlier today, the deposed Rachelle Lefevre revealed that she was "stunned" and "greatly saddened" によって Summit Entertainment's decision to recast Bryce Dallas Howard in the role of villainous Victoria in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

And now Summit has fired back, saying the Canadian actress failed to inform the studio until July 20 that she was planning to be in ヨーロッパ shooting an indie film when the Twilight gang was convening...

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another story chapter 28

posted by surfergal

Ok, So I thought I took the news pretty well. But as Emmet told me I was sitting on the ベッド when he walk in and I what seemed liek it was in a trance aka I didnt talk for 5 mintues new record for me. Emmet finally got me to speak and then I just went to sleep. The 次 morning Alice came in and woke me up for school but I told her I didnt feel like going, when she walked out of the room I feel back asleep. it was around 11aam when i woke up によって phone telling me i had a text message. It was max asking if I wanted to come over and have a movie 日 because he had the 日 off.I texted him back saying...

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Life Of a ファン

posted by nessienjake

I dreamt thıs ...fan fıctıon whıle ı was ın a aıroplane to Australıa and told ıt to my sıster she hand wrote ıt ın her dıary and know ı ストール, 盗んだ ıt and typed ıt warnıng dont be too hard she trıed ıt and shes smaller than me.(lol but ı trıed to ımprove ıt and make ıt longer)
CHAPTER 1 ILLUSION
İ was walking quıckly through the clouded place ın the mıddle of the nıght ın L.A
ı had my MP3 open and ı was sıngıng whıle steppıng on the wet grass.
ı thought ı heard somethıng so ı looked back stıll walkıng...ıt was only a cat lookıng for 食 ın the garbage.İ...

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another story chapter 21

posted by surfergal

When I got into the car, emmet scared the crap out of me he was sitting in the backseat. I 発言しました " here Emmet あなた drive". "no Max will notice if someone is sitting in the front passenger シート, 座席 addi" Emmet said. Okay fine I said. When we got far enough away we switched seats to where emmet was driving. I started crying I couldn't control it. Awe Addi, please dont cry on me He said. Do あなた think I'm crying on cause i want to? I ask but continued before he could answer. I can't control this Emmet, I can't stop feeling like crap. I just, I don't know anymore. Addi its ok, he said. I'm sorry I shouldnt...

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Another story chapter 4

posted by surfergal

When we were done treading water it was about 5 am and we got to dry
off and go eat breakfast I think everyone was hungry. We went to class
afterward for what it seemed like forever but we watched a few 動画
and answered some 質問 so of wasn't that bad. Then we all went
for a jog. It was so cold outside that あなた could see your breath. We
had ran about 2 miles when I started to have trouble breathing. I was
like great. So I fell behind some of the others and Senior Chief was
pulling up the so I fell back behind him a little bit. He asked “if I
was okay” he 発言しました “that he could hear...

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Emmett's maybe surefire way to annoy Alice(dogs included)

posted by jacob-superhoty

"EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!", I said. "First, DON'T CALL ME EDDIE! EVER! 秒 what do あなた want?", he asked. "I figured out another way to annoy Alice.", I said. "OH. HELL TO THE HELL NO!!!", he screamed."Oh, well I guess Jasper was right. Shame shame.",I started. "What did Jasper."
"Oh nothing really. Just that あなた were I mean ARE terrified of a little, tinky, tiny, istsy bitsy pettite...shall I go on?",I interupted. "NO. And I am not afriad of little old..", he started to say."Me?", Alice finished. "No. We were just talking about ...", he 発言しました unable to finish. "How horrified of オオカミ he is.",...

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my twilight 記事

posted by pie-102

hi i dont know what to call this but heres the first chapter if あなた have any ideas tell me

"Alice we don't need to dress up it's just high school.again." I 発言しました under my breath.
"Oh come on Bella can't あなた let me have some fun today."
"Fine." I 発言しました giving up trying to argue with Alice. Alice had me in dark washed skinny jeans and high heel ankle boots,with a purple long-sleeved layered casual t.
"Just today though."Not wanting her to get the wrong idea that i would let her do this everyday.
"Agreed.Now stay still I'm almost finished.
"Time to go Renesemee,Jacob."I yelled upstairs. Jacob was now moved in with us we all pretty much not breath anymore but we had to get used to it again since we can go to schol again beacause renesemee is 7 now and stoped ageing

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That may have been the end, but not yet...not yet... chapter 12- Trapped

posted by lycheelily

Edward's Pov.

I wake up, finding myself asleep, in ropes, mouth covered. Everyone else is sleeping,
and I can't break myself out of it. Then, Jasper and the man, come in. I pretend to sleep.

"Should we do it now? または later?"

"The killing of Bella? We will wait until she goes through what these guys experienced,
then, we will do them first. Then her."

No. No. NO!!!!! I must get my self out of this! I must find Bella and fast!!
What am I going to do! I can't get myself out!

Rosalie: Uh...

Jasper: Looks like sumbody's up! Can we do it now master? Please!?
Just so I know what to do with the others?

Master: Alright, but just her.

Rosalie: AH Mrjekjsnubgu!!!

NO!!! NOT ROSALIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chrises diary ( part 2)

posted by Bella11700

With her begging, my cold ハート, 心 softened, but I still put up an annoyed face and walked in the park. I was just sitting on the benches looking like I wanted to leave. She went to the big oak 木, ツリー and she was looking for something. I knew she was looking for what we wrote on that 木, ツリー with a silver ink pen half a 年 ago. If I remember it right, it said, "Chris and Susan was here, Chris had お茶, 紅茶 and Susan was drinking hot chocolate. Hope Chris and Susan would always remember this day, always loving each other, forever." She was looking around for quite a while, then she came back slowly with...

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Mega megans report: BD and a big bowl of confusion and a side of annoying. :)

posted by Bella11700

i can't get the 質問 many have ask and many have metioned out of my mind. Why did Alice and Jasper leave? Where did they go? Why haven't we got the 回答 we need is all im asking! Hi im Megan and i will be 書く a daily レポート about my opinions about twilight and other things ,And if you're thoose crazy people who can't handle other people opinions drop your laptop または unplug your computer and run forest run! Because あなた will hate this.
Now they don't say where they went they don't really exclain why they went AND people say 読書 can't hurt you! I got a huge head ach and i am a little dizzy. LIVING PROOF! I now know how brittanie spears felt when she didn't know what to do.I can't really think about anything もっと見る for this- see ya tomoorow! あなた think i ended it bad ? well least it isn't like sapranos where they stop in the midlle of a sent- .....

HOPE あなた ENJOY MY NEW 記事 SERIES!
(ps. don't worry i am nothing like the sapranos! and my 次記事 will be longer!)

have a good day!

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Starless nights, Chapter two

posted by Doopey

Hey, please コメント and let me know what あなた think about the story :D

Chapter two

I started to gain feel of my body again. But then wished i had stayed in the blackness.My neck started burning and so did my wrist and ankles. The 火災, 火 was moving its way through my body. Burning everything in its path.
I wondered what i did to go to hell. I couldnt think of anything. I was only 17.
Then i started screaming for anyone to help, but no one came. I was alone. Trapped.
Sometimes i stopped screaming. There wasnt any point. No one was coming.

After what seemed like hours some one came in. As soon as he...

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New beginig] ch 9

posted by sh0rtiinedward

As we run into the woods, a very strong part of me hold me back and yelled at me to comeback home, but i just can't do it, i knew that something was wrong but i had to be with Julius and if my parents didn't like the idea they have to deal with me leaving home

"Rennesme what's wrong 愛 are あなた ok" Julius 発言しました to me as he ラップ me from my waist and キッス my forehead. i can't understand this pain in his face like if something were wrong, i don't think is me または that he is worried about me.I think is something もっと見る important and i have to find out what it is.

"yes i just worried, about what's going...

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My Twilight Fanfiction Update

posted by UchihaYuki

こんにちは Guys, Yuki here.

As some of あなた know,
I've been 書く a Twilight FanFiction,
I've so far Written Six Chapters..
And I'm so Happy that Everyone seems to 愛
it, I got a message, well a couple asking
when my 次 Chapter's coming out,

I am in the thinking process,
right now.. I'm not sure what to write in
this chapter, So I wanna know what あなた guys
think my 次 Chapter should be about..
and so on, So just コメント this with what あなた think.
I'll be glad to hear all of your opinions,
Or あなた could message me if you'd like, either way,
It doesn't matter.

For those of あなた who haven't Read my FanFictions...

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Ashley Greene : 名言・格言 on Twilight.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Quotes: On Twilight

"Of course I've read all three books! A few times actually. I finished all three books, and become a ファン before I was even cast!"

"Favorite Alice moment? Hmm.... there are a few but a moment that always makes me smile is the whole yellow Porsche bit.... it shows a playful warm connection between Edward and Alice."

"The Cast is amazing! Everyone pretty much 'clicks' which is very nice considering we are family now."

"Jackson Rathbone is an awesome guy! Such a fun person to be around. And I think there is a bit of chemistry with everyone in the cast. We all get along great....

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the mystery of 愛 (Edwards poem)

posted by bet-on-alice

When she walked into the dull room i did not notice at first. But suddenly a gush of wind blew her sweet and beutiful scent tingling down my throat. Never had i felt such pain and anguish yet the thrill of a new adventure. She clumsily walked over to the シート, 座席 opposite me and offered a big smile. This was when i could have killed her, this innocent girl looking at me through the locks of her deep brown hair. Her eyes looked deeply and yet shallowly into mine. This was the moment when i knew i could not ravish her. This was the moment i started to fall in love. The mystery of Love.

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