トワイライト・シリーズ Article: Things Bella Would Never Say ...

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posted by chocolate-bear

I found this hilarious 一覧 on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate あなた and I don't 愛あなた any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could あなた cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 愛 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) あなた know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry, but I don't 愛あなた anymore. I've realized that my true 愛 is Mike Newton. (Sent in by: Andy)
11) こんにちは Edward, can あなた go bite Jacob? (Sent in by: Alex)
12) I've decided I don't want to become a vampire anymore. (Sent in by: Stephanie)
13) Good god Edward, あなた and I are both so perfectly tanned! (Sent in by: Mia)
14) Well, since I obviously smell so good to the vamps, maybe Jasper and I can hook up. 次 on my list: Carlisle and Emmett! (Sent in by: Courtney)
15) I think I'll just stay human. (Sent in by: Chris)
16) I don't want to be a vampire anymore. I enjoy being a human too much. (Sent in by: Megan)
17) Edward, I absoltuly hate the color of your eyes.
18) キッス me, Mike! (Sent in by: Brianna)
19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! (Sent in by: Maddy)
20) Sorry Edward, I just used あなた to get to know Emmett. (Sent in by: Lilyn)
21) OH MY GOD. A vampire? And a WEREWOLF?! *runs away screaming frantically* (Sent in by: Phoebe)
22) Let's race! (Sent in by: Gabby)
23) I'm sorry Edward but I am just too coordinated to hang with あなた (Sent in by: Alexis)
24) Edward, I would just 愛 it if あなた had red eyes! (Sent in by: Laura)
25) No Edward! Don't bite me! (Sent in by: Laura)
26) Alice, I hate あなた and あなた can't be my maid of honour! (Sent in by: Laura)
27) I wish Tyler had taken me to the prom (Sent in by: Laura)
Edward. I'm sorry, I just can't be with あなた anymore. I'm going back to Jacob, he still has a heartbeat. (Sent in by: Whitney)
28) Edward, will あなた bite me? I want to know what my blood tastes Edward, I don't want to be a vampire. And I'm going to go ask Aro to kill me. Adios, amigo! (Sent in by: Sara)
29) I wish あなた wouldn't breathe on me Edward - your breath stinks! (Sent in by: Sarah)
30) I'm going to the ビーチ to get a tan! (Sent in by: Ella)
31) I rock at ALL sports! (Sent in by: Katie)
32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna)
33) Edward, let's go party! (Sent in by: Alysha)
34) I want a BIG wedding! (Sent in by: Mackenzie and Jennifer)
35) あなた know, why did あなた have to kill James? I really loved him あなた know! (Sent in by: Bubbles and Pussycat)
36) Can we pleeeeeeeeease go play sports? (Sent in by: India)
I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope あなた don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)
37) Mike Newton is a stud muffin! (Sent in by: Jennifer)
38) あなた feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... (Sent in by: Laura)
39) Alice, lets have a sleepover. We can paint our nails, and do our hair, and even spend money! (Sent in by: Samm44)
40) Edward, I just dated あなた to get the coupe. Sorry. (Sent in by: Sam)
41) Edward, あなた are the cheese to my macaroni. (Sent in by: Allie)
42) Alice, あなた throw the best parties!! I 愛 them!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
43) Y'know, when I jumped off that cliff? I really was trying to commit suicide. (Sent in by: Doriz)
44) こんにちは Edward, how about あなた go with Esme and I hook up with Carlisle. (Sent in by: Samara)
45) Edward, I used あなた to get Jacob. (Sent in by: Alysha)
46) Let's go to the PROM, Edward!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
47) Eddy, I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde and going the cheerleaders, whatca think? (Sent in by: Amy)
48) I was thinking we could honeymoon on the ビーチ in Hawaii! (Sent in by: Kelsey)
49) あなた know Edward, I think when I'm a vampire we should get a dog! (Sent in by: Shelby)
50) Edward, I think it's really creepy how あなた watch me when I sleep. Please stop. (Sent in by: Alice)

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funnyshawna heres one ooh, sleepover! fun!

tnme Here is one: Sorry Edward, I want Jacob's baby

wildcats13 13) Good god Edward, you and I are so perfectly tanned! 19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! 38) You feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... Haha... these are my favs!!! Hilarious. LMAO

zeri95 i love 41 "Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni" rotfl literally i crack up whenever i read it!!i also like:21,19 and 46 great job guys!!

BellaSwanCullen 3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma) SHE SAID IT TO HER FATHER WHEN SHE WAS ESCAPING 4) Charlie, could you cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade) SAID IT WHEN SHE WASNT FEELING GOOD, 2nd or 3rd BOOK

BellaSwanCullen 32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna) Ya, TO BE NICE..

hajra "God, Edward, get over yourself already!" Haha I LOVE Edward...<3

Jakesgirl94 this is something bella would never say "A baby ,with Edward? I'd rather have puppies!"

IcelandGirl812 These are funny, but on page 431 of Breaking Dawn she says "I'll race you" so #22 doesn't really apply anymore....

hello93 number 44 and 49 are my favorites !! XD

dogluverof2 this is so funny, i love all of it

hellgirl223 lol @ 18!

twilighter-duh i love # 47 its hilirous

jem_ This doesn't have a number --->"I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope you don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)"..It's right above number 36. Btw, I love the list it's so funny xP.

taelor4twilight LMAO here's one: "*sigh* Well... Edward see, when you were gone i sort of had a little fun with Jessica, Mike, Tyler, Jacob, Seth, Angela, Leah, Emily, Quil, Billy, Embry and Eric... if u kno what i mean." "Edward, Jacob told me he's madly in love in with you. But i think we can work sumthing out here. I'll take you on weekends!"

sampot haha... heres 1: "Jake could we get married???"

7_steph_7 heres one, renesmee, i hate you, im leaving you and your dad adn marrying paul. XD

7_steph_7 i like numbers 8, 13, 17, 19, 21, 23, 30, 37, 38, 39, 41, and 50! theyre awesome! lol

babina lol! that was hilarious my fave: 12,10,44,49 and many others here is another 1: damn it Edward won't you stop kissing me!

werewolflover 21 is FUNNY.i like things that involve screamin.

Inmagic_x3 38 LMAO XD

percyandpotter Edward: *leaning in to make Bella a vampire* Bella: Oh, wait, I changed my mind.

lysolwipe Oh my gosh these where so funny! I really liked 41. 41) Edward, you are the cheese in my macaroni!

twilight_james i liked 1-50!! they are ALL awesome!

XD3 #13 was just someone over thinking cuz it was gay

A YouTube Script(episode eighteen)1 Week Later

posted by moolah

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A YouTube Script:
*episode eighteen*
*1 Week Later*
*Bella’s P.O.V*
Bella: *lying on the couch, sick*
Edward: *stroking her hair* Are あなた sure あなた don’t want anything? *worried*
Bella: *hoarse* I’m sure…but please leave me alone…I don’t want あなた to see me like this.
Edward: Fine, but I’m having Carlisle check あなた out.
Bella: No! I’m f- *pukes on Edward’s couch*
Edward: Oh, Bella! *runs over to her and picks her up*
Bella: *starts crying; leans head on his shoulder*
Edward: *swaying with her in his arms*
Bella: *still crying…throws...

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A YouTube Script(episode sixteen)Emmett's Dog

posted by moolah

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A YouTube Script:
*episode sixteen*
*Emmett’s Dog*
--Emmett’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Once upon a time
There was a dog named cat
The “cat” wanted another “cat”
The owners left Cat on the 通り, ストリート while they moved
Cat was all alone…
Until…
*done thinking*
Edward: *sucking blood out of deer*
Emmett: *sitting on the ground* I’m dead bored, Edward.
Edward: *puts finger up to shut him up while he feeds*
Emmett: No, I’m serious. C’mon. Let’s go to the...

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My Moon, My Man. Chapter 9

posted by AnonymousXXX

I'm sorry I know it's short. I'll try and write もっと見る soon. I hope あなた lke it!

Chapter 9

Alana

I felt self conscious when my father and sister came to the Cullen’s. I had hoped I wouldn’t 表示する my embarrassment to Emmett when he made a joke about me and Ethan キス the other day. Let’s just say I failed miserably. Ethan slipped his muscular, arm around me in almost a protective state. Trying to reassure me he gave a light squeeze. He was probably making a mental note like I was to return the favor.
I noticed my sister was glued to Seth. I wanted to talk to her to see if I could find out...

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A YouTube Script(episode fourteen)Plans

posted by moolah

A YouTube Script:
*episode fourteen*
*Plans*
--Rosalie’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*done thinking*
Rosalie: *walking into the Cullen house; her eyes are Cullen color again*
*from other room*
Emmett: *screaming* あなた IDIOT!
Jasper: I’m the idiot? *screams* あなた ARE!
Edward: Guys, chill.
Jasper: *screaming* TELL EMMETT TO CHILL!
Bella: Guys.
Rosalie: *runs in there and pushes Bella out of the way* Bella…you don’t want to die do you?
Bella: Sure-what’s up?
Rosalie: Let’s get pregnant.
*Emmett, Jasper, and Edward turn their heads toward Rose and Bell*
Emmett: Rosalie.
Edward:...

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The Memoir of a Wolf's Daughter Chap 1

posted by NeeNee14

This Is Tala's story.....Seth's and Lanise's daughter. I hope あなた like it!!!
~♥♥NeeNee14♥♥~

I looked out my window, It was sunny.I put on my bikini some shorts and a t-shirt. I grabbed my ビーチ bag and walked downstairs.
"Nana, I'm going to the beach." I 発言しました as I walked into the kitchen..Lucas was eating some cereal.
"Okay Sweetie,just remember to put on sunscreen." She said. I shook my head okay and kissed her on the cheek and left.
I walked down to the ビーチ and put down my towel. I took off my shorts and a t-shirt, and start putting on some sunscreen. I put my hair, that was down...

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Family Forever 3

posted by LexisFaith

I burst through the door still wondering where the hell my Volvo was. "Mom! Where the hell is my car?!" Panic was setting in, and fast.

"You have a rental car remember? The Ashton Martin." She called though the kitchen.

I had forgotten I had to leave my Volvo at home. Damn. Insted I was driving a dark blue Ashton Martin.

"Edward? Can I talk to あなた for a minute?" Esme asked sitting down on the couch.

"Mom." I groand. "I have to go pick up Bella."

"It will only take a moment." She begged.

"Mom. I really do-"

She cut me off. "Edward, if あなた would shut up for a second, it could be over with and done."...

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taking chances chapter 13

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 13

I introduce them.
“nice to meet you” my father said.
“niced to meet あなた too” ivan replied.i wondered if he knew that ivan was a vampire. But there would be no guessing.. my father didn’t know that I lovve ivan.. so its going to be a shock to him .eric went to the cafeteria and then s couple secconds later the ベル rang.ivan hurried to class, while I stood there with my father and aunt.
“dad ivAN IS COMING TODAY TO MEET MY FAMILY”I TOLD HIM AND BEFORE HE COULD SAY anything aunt alice grabbed to to class. After school aunt alice rode in her car and me ivan and eric rode...

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Jacob Gave Bella PAYBACK

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
link
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a キス sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright あなた win!
*calls him*
Jacob: こんにちは its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 時 Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*

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just a twist 'Embry: when i first saw her'

posted by mia1emmett

I have made this so あなた guys can see how it was when Embry first saw stella.

At the bonfire:
Where is Jake? Sam wont start this bonfire with out him. ugh! how long does it take him to go get Nessie! i thought to my self as Paul and Jared were trying to eat the 食 but Emily just smacked there hands. we all heard two 狼, オオカミ howls and gave each other looks. Sam was getting prepared to attack when we saw Nessie running out of the wood and wave at us. Then Jake walked out with this almost pale, long wavy brown hair that almost touched her hips. she had green as 草 eyes and was smiling at Jake....

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [EIGHTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[EIGHTEEN]
    "What?" Shropee looked stunned.
    "You are a doctor, why not take care of her yourself, under the protection of us all, at the Alliance?" Tabra looked at Jerek. "It's a good idea, we can keep an eye on her, out of harms way."
    "He's right." I added.
    "Do あなた want to do that, Jerek?" Shropee asked him.
    Jerek looked at his hands. "Yea."
    Shropee looked back into the mirror...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [SIXTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIXTEEN]
The ritual began. Ethan took the ESSENCE OF OSIRIS and spilled three drops ontop of the book, took another bottle labled MOON WAX and poured some ontop of it. Then he handed me the knife. I decided to brick my finger, and I squeezed a drop of blood onto the blade, and then another onto the book. Then I passed the ナイフ to Jerek who did the same while I sucked on my new wound. He cut his thumb, smeared his blood on the knife, dropped a drop, and passed it to Ethan. The ナイフ went...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [FIFTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FIFTEEN]
    "Alright, it's almost been an hour, where are they!?" I was growing impatient with nervousness.
    Then ten knocks came to the door, and I sighed in relief. I opened the door, and let Shropee and Jerek inside.
    "Hello, Ethan." Shropee gave him a quick hug.
    "Hello, Shropee." He smiled.
    "Cyd." Jerek said, and gave me a hug, too.
    "We're all here," I said. "Good. Let's do this,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [ELEVEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[ELEVEN]
"You're married?" I asked, and he nodded.
"Her name is Olivia. We got married last Fall, and I 愛 her. She knows about my Death Clan of the Fallen days, says my tattoo is sexy." I laughed. "She forgives me for what I've done, which is good. I didn't tell you, because she didn't want me to tell あなた yet. She was wanting to meet あなた first. But, I thought, once all of this is over, あなた can come over and meet her または whatever." Tabra was rubbing his left ring finger,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [NINE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[NINE]
    Shropee pulled Jerek, Tabra and I off to the side, out of sight from the actual doctor's of this hospital.
    She looked around before speaking. "Cyd, take Tabra to room 26 on the third floor, got it?" I nodded. "Now go."
    I took Tabra's arm, and we started off for the nearest elevator. We clicked on the UP button, and waited.
    "Do あなた have any idea on what we are going to do?" Tabra asked.
    "Yea,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [EIGHT]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[EIGHT]
We fixed up our SUITS/スーツ and trained, and once we were done, it was almost time to go. We had an 時 and a half left until it was time to go, and I was ready. Nervous, but ready. As I looked myself over in the bathroom mirror, wondering if I looked good enough to pull being a female doctor off, I sighed. I was ready. I pulled my hair back into it's pony-tail, looked myself over once more, gave myself that positive nod and told myself we'd pass this test with flying colors!
"Yea,"...

Chapter 1: The Fight

posted by beachchick

There were もっと見る than us of them and we could beat them.... that’s what Riley told us anyway well he was wrong. I had keep my distance from Riley so that he wouldn’t know my secret, I was a gifted Vampire. Most people thought that フレッド was the only one but they were wrong. We entered the clearing and the rest of the new borns went mad but I could control myself. I looked around there were only a few of the ゴールド eyed ヴァンパイア but they were good really good. Are numbers were dropping fast when one of them noticed me. The big one and his mate and blond girl were running at me. I was going to...

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just a twist chapter 8

posted by mia1emmett

i am thinking of ending it in the 次 chapter.

Chapter 8
HERE COMES THE WOLFS
Emmett told the family that he was going to drive around with me; I knew it was going to be a long ride. I rolled my eyes at that fact. The whole car ride Emmett was 芝居 like a father I wanted to laugh so badly but I couldn’t I knew it wasn’t good for me to right now. Edward would have 発言しました “smart girl” if he was here. Boy do I wish jasper was though Emmett was so tense. I was scared to step into the car. As I...

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just a twist chapter 2-3

posted by mia1emmett

chapter 2 is short so i added chapter 3. and i hope あなた like it :) i know i 投稿されました this way to early :-p sorry if miss spelled または words sound out of order :-p

Chapter 2
LUNCH
I sat where Jill was sitting. The same people from before. The blonde
Kid, the reporter with a few other people. They introduced themselves.
And I giggled when they all were done. I 発言しました "I laugh a lot...sorry"
Ken rolled his eyes. I cracked up. Mart the one who bumped into me asked me "so Estella--" "call...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 24: スーパーナチュラル愛

posted by Summer_Leanne

Thankies to each of あなた for all the support! Believe me, I always take to ハート, 心 each of your コメント <3 I hope あなた enjoy this one...there's something あなた didn't see coming in this chapter ;) Much 愛 to y'all, from me!!
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Supernatural Love

“Summer, geez, would あなた wake up already?!” Alice fussed, shaking Summer’s shoulder. They were back in Forks, and, since Alice was such a speedy planner, Summer and Jake’s wedding 日 came along sooner than the couple expected. Summer tucked her face underneath the 枕 and sheets, “Alice…please…sleepy.”...

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Dear Diary:Chapter 7

posted by Jessie-Louise

Dear Diary,
I am so happy that the whole family now knows,i'm going for my first scan today.
Jacob,Mom,Dad and Billy are coming with me.
I can't wait,until the 秒 scan when I find out if my baby is a beautiful baby girl または baby boy.
Ella Marie Black または Justin Antony Black,there both perfect names for my child.
I still can't get over Billy Fainting last night,but at least he agrees with our decision.

Love Renesmee..x

Jacob and I got up and went downstairs for breakfast.
A nice bowl of cereal and a glass of fresh オレンジ should do it.
Afterwards we went and got ready.
I Just chucked on a sweater and...