Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my 秒 choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight 本 and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a コメント on my critical analysis telling me what あなた think, what あなた agree on and what あなた disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because...
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{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella 白鳥, スワン is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility または social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....
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I would like to note that anne ご飯, 米 wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne ストール, 盗んだ it from stephanie __________________________________________________

1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank によって ヴァンパイア but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The ヴァンパイア skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...
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Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. もっと見る credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.


Number 1: Someone tells あなた または he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one または not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but もっと見る often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would ヴァンパイア go to high school?”, または “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, または can be logically theorized. These are usually followed によって “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, または “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, または my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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This 記事 is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from もっと見る fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big ファン of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat あなた in your sleep if あなた are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a ファンポップ fangirl...
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posted by JacobbBlackk
I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She 発言しました Jacob was beautiful once または twice and called his new muscles impressive once または that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain 次 to him. She thinks Jacob is too...
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After 読書 the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" によって bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella 白鳥, スワン a heroine. If あなた do, あなた have got a really great deal of imagination, または a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight ファン would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?


I say that the Cullens...
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In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like こんにちは are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me あなた freak あなた tried to kill...
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AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an 記事 about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of 本 in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was 読書 a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...
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Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked によって a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight ファン do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot または any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...
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