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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but もっと見る often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would ヴァンパイア go to high school?”, または “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, または can be logically theorized. These are usually followed によって “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, または “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, または my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role モデル ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape または form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in 愛 with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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The Harry Potter vs Twilight war is a huge phenomenon in the literary world. We have 記事 floating around in the Internet (even in CAT) where both camps vehemently defend their fandoms. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but today, I am not going to take sides. How it started, and how it evolved in a full-scale clash between ファン of both series is something I would cover in this article.

It started off with a few websites claiming Twilight is the new Harry Potter. Harry Potter fans, of course, would not take it sitting down, and they wrote 記事 with reasons why Harry Potter is better than...
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 Credit: Very Demotivational
Credit: Very Demotivational
I felt a compelling need to write this 記事 because recently I have found myself もっと見る constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much もっと見る awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give あなた all the evidence あなた will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight ファン trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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 OMG she totally ストール, 盗んだ that 林檎, アップル from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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posted by renrae
We have a discussion on the フォーラム here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.

We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
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1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the キッス in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the...
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1:57-2:44 Have I 発言しました how much I 愛 this man?
added by Mallory23
posted by Dragonsphere
Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the 作者 of Twilight または her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this 記事 is purely academic speculation inspired によって a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every ファン knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...
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Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 次 day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 日 after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen または my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You ストール, 盗んだ this!'].
Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't あなた see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that あなた listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the もっと見る I think on it, the もっと見る I realize they're true.


10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of あなた are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been 発言しました about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long 前 and I noticed this one 質問 I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" または something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the もっと見る 最近 ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid 質問 to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just 削除 this question, because I 投稿されました it a 年 前 and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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posted by Saritaswims
Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book または the ウォール i mean come on who the f*** makes ヴァンパイア sparkle! i mean unless あなた want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes あなた want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome

any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the 本 are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are あなた on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when あなた nees her

i hope あなた see my point PEACE
posted by OCFan123
AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an 記事 about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of 本 in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was 読書 a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...
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hi this is my first rant ever hope あなた like it

im a twilight ファン but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when あなた first read the book あなた have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in 愛 with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if あなた concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters あなた will realize the truth about bella that is

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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob もっと見る so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased によって crazed ファン girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this 記事 is to explain the point of view of a Twilight ファン that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, ヴァンパイア are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off によって saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight ファン making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. によって uneducated I mean ファン that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...
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1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended あなた and why あなた find it offensive. If it’s something serious または happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back あなた up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward または gush about how amazing the Twilight...
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