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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the アナと雪の女王 食 doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps あなた out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around クリスマス time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if あなた can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

1. When あなた get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend あなた are deaf.

4. If he asks if あなた knew how fast あなた were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if あなた can see his gun.

6. When he says あなた aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him によって his first name.

11. Pretend あなた are gay and ask...

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if あなた talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're フレンズ with other guys.

But when you're sitting 次 to us, and some ランダム guy walks into the room
 and あなた jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if あなた sit there and talk to him for ten 分 without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...