Xena - People Got To Be Free (Lyre, Lyre, Hearts On Fire)

1. If using a touch-tone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable. "10-4 Good Buddy!"

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival ピザ place is on the other line andyou're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give your address and exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their 質問 with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on 上, ページのトップへ this time.

10. Do not...

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