SteamWorld Heist: 任天堂 Direct Gameplay (60 fps)

added by MisterH

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and クレードル, 受け台 it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. クレードル, 受け台 in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first 記事 I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 年 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If あなた met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know あなた don't hit when あなた don't get what あなた want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's もっと見る but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what あなた think in コメント please:)

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that あなた can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can 日付 Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do あなた realize how crazy and gross a lot of ファン are???? Here is a gross 記事 about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached によって “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an Eメール to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new お気に入り song, just so あなた know. omg ;i wrote もっと見る in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, リス clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I 愛あなた (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by milorox18

21 Ways to Say I 愛 You

♥

1. Call her the 次 day.

♥

2. Always laugh at her jokes.

♥

3. Tell her (truthfully) that あなた can't wait to see her again.

♥

4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

♥

5. Call her just to say あなた were thinking about her.

♥

6. Bring her a teddy くま, クマ and chicken スープ when she's sick.

♥

7. Write her a poem.

♥

8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

♥

9. Bring her お花 for no reason.

♥

10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

♥

11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

♥

12. キッス her in the middle...

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My REALLY ランダム Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do あなた like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do あなた like ponies?

User: Yes. But, ユニコーン are better.

Cleverbot: ユニコーン aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE あなた SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: あなた発言しましたユニコーン aren't real. :( I thought あなた were my friend....

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Blue 壁紙

added by 3xZ

Reverse thinspo

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Source: tumblr

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Monkey Drop Kicks A Guy Who Gave It The Finger

posted by aslamali

Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is 発言しました to 表示する a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as あなた might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs...

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Unfinished Centipede/Millipede Review. (Arcade)

posted by deathding

(I made this around two years 前 and never finished it so..... HERE あなた GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, 百足, ムカデ and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed によって Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....

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The Tale of King Ramses - クリーピーパスタ

posted by slenderman777

Courage the Cowardly Dog was a 表示する on Cartoon Network when it actually had mostly good shows (It aired from 1999-2002). It was cancelled after 4 seasons but it's shown on Cartoon Network sporadically.

One episode in particular that scared a lot of us was King Ramses'' Curse. But does anyone really know King Ramses' backstory? Not really. That's where I come in. About 3 weeks ago, a friend of mine named Ted sent me a link to a website. It was the Cartoon Network website but there was something off about it.

It was darker than I had last remembered it, and によって that I mean dark colors. It had been...

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上, ページのトップへ 10 most villainous moments of Spongebob..

posted by Canada24

I still find this 表示する quite humorious.
Though people don't seem to realize how many villain roles he actually has..

1: A PAL FOR GARY:
Is comedy blind to Gary's danger, and is always blaming Gary for, even though it's "puffy fuffy" who's the threat.
Even when Gary is about to be eaten.
Spongebob, instead of helping him, starts to scold him for his destruction and how he's still treating Puffy Fluffy, even when the ウナギ, うなぎ is clearly about to eat him. SpongeBob continues to lecture Gary..

2: WAITING:
SpongeBob must wait patiently for the toy.
But he becomes very rude.
Not feeding Gary.
Flipping Sandy rudely....

Beware Omegle - クリーピーパスタ

posted by slenderman777

Hello. Please Listen to me, it's for you're own good. I feel compelled to warn あなた of the danger that was recently unleashed upon the internet. I don't have much time left as it is, I feel that he draws near.

I like to surf the net, as do most people. Sometimes the internet gets boring though, and i find myself having nothing to do than go on the anonymous webcamming site known as "Omegle". I'm sure most of あなた have heard of it, as it is notorious for having those perverts jerking their ジャンク on the webcam.

Well, I went into Omegle for the first time in forever, and well, I guess they have this...

I need to say something about the "Random things to say when everyone is not talking" 記事

posted by slenderman777

Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my パスワード for ファンポップ and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the コメント and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being 発言しました i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my パスワード so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if あなた see some retarded post made によって me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day

for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if あなた don't believe me then find your choice.

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食

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上, ページのトップへ 10 アニメ Openings

posted by PeacefulCritic

Before we get started I’ll like to make some rules for this list:
*Only アニメ allowed on this 一覧 meaning only Japanese カートゥーン
*They are rare exceptions to the last rule though, if the cartoon acts like an anime.
* I had to watch the アニメ to include the theme song to the list
*One song per anime

10.Princess Tutu Op(Morning Grace):
We start off this 一覧 with a very dark and tragic アニメ Op to match the アニメ it represents.The genre is the Magical girl genre so, of course it’s going to be dark. It’s known to be deceiving; Anyway back on topic with The Princess Tutu opening.
link]https://youtu.be/aH0ULZZScJQ[/url][/url]...

Megara - Screencaps

added by 3xZ

Source: disneyscreencaps.com

アナと雪の女王エルサのサプライズ

posted by AWESOMEGAMER22

アナと雪の女王 fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on 上, ページのトップへ of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE 城 for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up ランダム snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets もっと見る sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts 芝居 like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to ベッド they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100

I'm Only Gonna Break Your ハート, 心 - Taio Cruz

posted by CheetahGirl5147

"Break Your Heart"

Whoa whoa

Now listen to me baby
Before I 愛 and leave you
They call me ハート, 心 breaker
I don't wanna deceive you

[Chorus:]
If あなた fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear あなた apart
Told あなた from the start,
Baby from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa

There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving

[Chorus]

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa [2x]

And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad 狼, オオカミ I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If あなた fall for me I'm only gonna tear あなた apart
Told ya from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]

Rikki-Chan's weekly review 1 Kingdom Hesrts 2.5 remix

posted by RikkiChan

I decided to try and do some kind of review at least once a week talking about my opinions on movies, anime, video games, music, and a few other surprises. So here it goes.

Kingdom Hearts is one of my all time お気に入り gaming series so of course I got KH2.5 as a クリスマス present. I pre-ordered the game from GameStop hoping to get another art book just like KH1.5 but sadly the only thing あなた get is a KH pin.

Now on to the game. I'm not much of an expert on video quality to complain または get excited about HD but I think it does look even better then the original releases.

As a long time hardcore...