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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach あなた all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now あなた know how to do it!
Now, if あなた want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and 表示する your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if あなた win, あなた get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If あなた are a winner check everything on your profile.
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Source: tumblr, where else?
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 木, ツリー and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just 読書 some of the ターミネーター 名言・格言 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. あなた might get annoyed によって it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear スーパーマン pajamas. スーパーマン wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a ハート, 心 attack. His ハート, 心 isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first あなた don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on 火災, 火 with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids によって their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and ガー in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. ガー simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if あなた are TRULY random, あなた shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever あなた may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases または monologues または pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of フレンズ または logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if あなた got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and あなた can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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posted by invadercalliope
When あなた turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If あなた have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
あなた cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and によって brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in ベッド and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse 桃, ピーチ was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", 桃, ピーチ told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a キッス and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. デイジー hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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キャビン for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the キャビン drunk again with...
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"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty または anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was 読書 and math?"
"Boring"I 発言しました he kinda smiled and 発言しました "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do あなた no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just 発言しました "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew 発言しました "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was 読書 it in the としょうかん, ライブラリ when i came in too look...
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Just decided to write something random! My first 記事 so コメント if あなた want!!! または not!


Why am I 書く this?
Why is it hot または cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is ファンポップ fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are あなた busy?" または "Are あなた doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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1. I 愛 the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I 愛 the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I 愛 the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I 愛 the way あなた look at me.

5. I 愛 how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I 愛 the way I can’t imagine a 日 without あなた in my life.

7. I 愛 the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I 愛 the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I 愛 the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I 愛 how I know you’ll always be there when I need あなた to be.

11....
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