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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring あなた food.

3. Spill a lot of ビール on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five 分 out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a ハムスター as a pet. Buy a blender,...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one あなた may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, によって today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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User: I didn't know あなた could play Twister all によって yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know あなた could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: あなた spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he または she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that あなた can see that あなた di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by woowie
Kat: あなた spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and あなた know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO 愛 AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, あなた stay since あなた live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
DO あなた wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater ファン then あなた might not wanna read this but if あなた do and it affends あなた then leave a コメント and i can tell あなた in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned あなた so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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1) Pick up cat and クレードル, 受け台 it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. クレードル, 受け台 in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first 記事 I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 年 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If あなた met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know あなた don't hit when あなた don't get what あなた want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's もっと見る but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what あなた think in コメント please:)
posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that あなた can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can 日付 Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do あなた realize how crazy and gross a lot of ファン are???? Here is a gross 記事 about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached によって “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an Eメール to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new お気に入り song, just so あなた know. omg ;i wrote もっと見る in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, リス clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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21 Ways to Say I 愛 You



1. Call her the 次 day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that あなた can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say あなた were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy くま, クマ and chicken スープ when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her お花 for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. キッス her in the middle...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can あなた guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell あなた about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair または putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The 次 chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" または "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He 発言しました "I'd like to have one too." Then I 発言しました "But this is a dog". He 発言しました he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He 発言しました I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying ホーム and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING によって TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go によって car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
posted by trentgwenfan1
i 愛 cereal yes i do

i 愛 cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i 愛 cerial yes i do i 愛 cerial あなた better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if あなた can't have crealeal

do not steal

i 愛 creal yes we do i 愛 ceral あなた should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i 愛 ccerale yes i do

i 愛 crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some ランダム songs あなた made up plz commet
1.where あなた keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid または nawt!!
3.Who あなた talk 2 on the phone
4.THat あなた are super jelous または other girls (or boys)
5.That あなた hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up あなた will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That あなた have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart あなた are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that あなた can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the ホーム Depot is もっと見る saving and もっと見る doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are もっと見る than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has ロスト her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post アップデート if あなた want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy あなた do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for もっと見る hours and my フレンズ will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope あなた like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first 記事 i put on here so plz コメント , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know あなた amy not understand
but if あなた can
please understand
I see あなた underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would あなた say? take this away
If i told あなた how i feel, would it be real または is this all fake??

Chourus: your 愛 is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the 通り, ストリート
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipodの, ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one 次 to me
i...
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