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1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED あなた NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY あなた LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY あなた ARE-Bruno...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to 検索 the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh あなた just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if あなた can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place あなた look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would あなた keep...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can あなた tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The ジョイスティック is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her もっと見る attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do あなた say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are あなた boys all in the same band?
A3: Do あなた guys all play for the Green ベイ, 湾 Packers?

Q: How do あなた make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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Hayley
WARNING:The following 記事 contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One 日 at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a 年 ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well あなた don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James あなた creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou バン je!

16. English -- I 愛 you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the 次 thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just 発言しました that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy くま, クマ and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. あなた hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as あなた can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say あなた were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a ランダム person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive あなた cheated on me with that whore" and point to a ランダム girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If あなた are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If あなた are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz または dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 次 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told あなた I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell あなた again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can あなた tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because あなた 愛 someone else doesn't mean あなた have to break one もっと見る heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how あなた look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, あなた can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if あなた dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who あなた want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when あなた can enjoy being who あなた are.
-Alana

if あなた let yourself down, あなた let everyone behind あなた down.
-Alana

your first 愛 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a バナナ peel* Kikio:Are あなた ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did あなた see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Alexa:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that あなた like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. あなた have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets あなた a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If あなた want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if あなた are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see 画像 in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. あなた Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 分 of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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